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Post by HumanWindmill Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:53 pm

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Post by Union Cane Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:05 pm

They call me King Sex on the Beach
Your tight little bum's like a peach
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Post by HumanWindmill Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:06 pm

They call me King Sex on the Beach
Your tight little bum's like a peach
Coxy's idea ?

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Post by Guest Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:06 pm

They call me King Sex on the Beach
Your tight little bum's like a peach
Coxy's idea ?
Of course, i'm not queer

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Post by Union Cane Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:08 pm

They call me King Sex on the Beach
Your tight little bum's like a peach
Coxy's idea ?
Of course, i'm not queer
Thank goodness for freedom of speech!
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Post by Michaels, Sean Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:18 pm

I wonder what Windy does for a living?
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Post by HumanWindmill Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:22 pm

I wonder what Windy does for a living?
Retired, mate, and that's ALL I'm giving !

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Post by Guest Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:23 pm

I wonder what Windy does for a living?
Retired, mate, and that's ALL I'm giving !
With a walking stick swinging

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Post by HumanWindmill Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:23 pm

I wonder what Windy does for a living?
Retired, mate, and that's ALL I'm giving !
With a walking stick swinging
And a joyful song singing

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Post by Guest Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:25 pm

I wonder what Windy does for a living?
Retired mate, and that's ALL I'm giving!
With a walking stick swinging
And a joyful song singing
He still thinks we buy things with shillings.


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Post by Union Cane Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:25 pm

Donnell "The Real Touch of Sleep" Holmes
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Post by Guest Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:28 pm

Donnell "The Real Touch of Sleep" Holmes
Tried out those new mattresses,called memory foams

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Post by HumanWindmill Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:33 pm

Donnell "The Real Touch of Sleep" Holmes
Tried out those new mattresses,called memory foams
Had a long nap

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Post by Guest Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:39 pm

Donnell "The Real Touch of Sleep" Holmes
Tried out those new mattresses,called memory foams
Had a long nap
And then started to rap

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Post by Union Cane Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:51 pm

Donnell "The Real Touch of Sleep" Holmes
Tried out those new mattresses,called memory foams
Had a long nap
And then started to rap
About combs, domes, foams and gnomes.
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Post by Guest Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:55 pm

Sounds bizarre!-Poor old Donnel Holmes.
Lost his mind like our own Zeta Jones

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Post by HumanWindmill Fri 15 Apr 2011, 5:01 pm

Sounds bizarre!-Poor old Donnel Holmes.
Lost his mind like our own Zeta Jones
Does he have paranoia ?

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Post by Guest Fri 15 Apr 2011, 5:02 pm

Sounds bizarre!-Poor old Donnel Holmes.
Lost his mind like our own Zeta Jones.
Does he have paranioa?
I suddenly have-they've got lawyers

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Post by Guest Fri 15 Apr 2011, 5:06 pm

Sounds bizarre!-Poor old Donnel Holmes.
Lost his mind like our own Zeta Jones.
Does he have paranoia?
I suddenly have-they've got lawyers
Does she read 606v2 in her special new "home"?

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Post by oxring Fri 15 Apr 2011, 6:00 pm

Big George filled Tyson with fear
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Post by The Galveston Giant Fri 15 Apr 2011, 6:09 pm

Big George filled Tyson with fear
Of which our Az wasn't happy to hear
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Post by HumanWindmill Fri 15 Apr 2011, 6:15 pm

Big George filled Tyson with fear
Of which our Az wasn't happy to hear
Context required

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Post by oxring Fri 15 Apr 2011, 6:23 pm

Big George filled Tyson with fear
Of which our Az wasn't happy to hear
Context required
His "reps" long expired
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Post by HumanWindmill Fri 15 Apr 2011, 6:27 pm

Big George filled Tyson with fear
Of which our Az wasn't happy to hear
Context required
His "reps" long expired
Don't question Mike ! No ! Not here !

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Post by Guest Sat 16 Apr 2011, 1:54 pm

Well,maybe like that Doors song, it's "The End"
Of our rhyming and lyrical bends

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Post by Valero's Conscience Sat 16 Apr 2011, 2:08 pm

Well,maybe like that Doors song, it's "The End"
Of our rhyming and lyrical bends
However before we have to go

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Post by Guest Sat 16 Apr 2011, 2:13 pm

Well,maybe like that Doors song, it's "The End"
Of our rhyming and lyrical bends
However before we have to go
And leave all the Ho-Ho-Ho,

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Post by Valero's Conscience Sat 16 Apr 2011, 2:16 pm

Well,maybe like that Doors song, it's "The End"
Of our rhyming and lyrical bends
However before we have to go
And leave all the Ho-Ho-Ho,
Let's do it all again!

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Post by Union Cane Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:16 am

The cut near McCloskey's eye
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Post by HumanWindmill Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:18 am

The cut near McCloskey's eye
Saw him kiss his ambitions goodbye

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Post by Union Cane Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:22 am

The cut near McCloskey's eye
Saw him kiss his ambitions goodbye
"Not fair!" cried Hearn
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Post by HumanWindmill Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:23 am

The cut near McCloskey's eye
Saw him kiss his ambitions goodbye
"Not fair!" cried Hearn
His demeanor so stern

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Post by Union Cane Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:35 am

The cut near McCloskey's eye
Saw him kiss his ambitions goodbye
"Not fair!" cried Hearn
His demeanor so stern
"Khan was tiring, we'd have had him, oh my!"
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Post by Union Cane Mon 18 Apr 2011, 2:05 pm

That's it then, limerick thread done
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Post by oxring Mon 18 Apr 2011, 2:06 pm

That's it then, limerick thread done
But before into the distance you run
There could be a way
We could continue to play
- bring it back only on Friday's for fun!
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Post by oxring Mon 18 Apr 2011, 2:07 pm

Apologies, I was feeling poetic.
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Post by HumanWindmill Mon 18 Apr 2011, 2:09 pm

Apologies, I was feeling poetic
Said a chap, while studying genetics

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Post by Guest Mon 18 Apr 2011, 2:15 pm

Apologies, I was feeling poetic
Said a chap while studying genetics
He had got quite excited

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Post by Guest Mon 18 Apr 2011, 2:17 pm

Apologies, I was feeling poetic
Said a chap while studying genetics
He had got quite excited
And looked pretty delighted

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Post by Guest Mon 18 Apr 2011, 2:22 pm

Apolgies I was feeling excited
Said a chap while studying genetics
He had got quite excited
And looked pretty excited
He had just taught Khan basic phonetics.

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Post by Guest Mon 18 Apr 2011, 2:23 pm

It's true Amir gets plenty of stick,

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Post by HumanWindmill Mon 18 Apr 2011, 2:25 pm

It's true Amir gets plenty of stick,
Though some do admit that he's slick

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Post by Guest Mon 18 Apr 2011, 2:29 pm

It's true Amir gets plenty of stick,
Though some do admit that he's slick
With that "rimrod" jab

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Post by Union Cane Mon 18 Apr 2011, 2:31 pm

It's true Amir gets plenty of stick,
Though some do admit that he's slick
With that "rimrod" jab
From New Zealand? How fab!
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Post by 88Chris05 Mon 18 Apr 2011, 2:32 pm

It's true Amir gets plenty of stick,
Though some do admit that he's slick
With that "rimrod" jab
He now gives it less gab
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Post by Union Cane Mon 18 Apr 2011, 2:32 pm

It's true Amir gets plenty of stick,
Though some do admit that he's slick
With that "rimrod" jab
He now gives it less gab
I hope Bradley knocks him out quick
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Post by Guest Mon 18 Apr 2011, 2:36 pm

A strange one is De La Hoya,

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Post by Union Cane Mon 18 Apr 2011, 2:38 pm

A strange one is De La Hoya,
He's rumoured to have paranoia
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Post by HumanWindmill Mon 18 Apr 2011, 2:39 pm

A strange one is De La Hoya,
He's rumoured to have paranoia
Dressed as a girl

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Post by Guest Mon 18 Apr 2011, 2:42 pm

A strange one is De La Hoya,
He's rumoured to have paranoia
Dressed as a girl
And he often wears pearls!

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Post by Union Cane Mon 18 Apr 2011, 2:43 pm

A strange one is De La Hoya,
He's rumoured to have paranoia
Dressed as a girl
And he often wears pearls!
And at weekends his name is Latoya
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