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Re: Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks
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I'll lick any SOB in the room
Said Jordan, lifting the gloom
I'll lick any SOB in the room
Said Jordan, lifting the gloom
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They call me King Sex on the Beach
Your tight little bum's like a peach
Your tight little bum's like a peach
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They call me King Sex on the Beach
Your tight little bum's like a peach
Coxy's idea ?
Your tight little bum's like a peach
Coxy's idea ?
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They call me King Sex on the Beach
Your tight little bum's like a peach
Coxy's idea ?
Of course, i'm not queer
Your tight little bum's like a peach
Coxy's idea ?
Of course, i'm not queer
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They call me King Sex on the Beach
Your tight little bum's like a peach
Coxy's idea ?
Of course, i'm not queer
Thank goodness for freedom of speech!
Your tight little bum's like a peach
Coxy's idea ?
Of course, i'm not queer
Thank goodness for freedom of speech!
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Re: Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks
I wonder what Windy does for a living?
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I wonder what Windy does for a living?
Retired, mate, and that's ALL I'm giving !
Retired, mate, and that's ALL I'm giving !
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I wonder what Windy does for a living?
Retired, mate, and that's ALL I'm giving !
With a walking stick swinging
Retired, mate, and that's ALL I'm giving !
With a walking stick swinging
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I wonder what Windy does for a living?
Retired, mate, and that's ALL I'm giving !
With a walking stick swinging
And a joyful song singing
Retired, mate, and that's ALL I'm giving !
With a walking stick swinging
And a joyful song singing
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I wonder what Windy does for a living?
Retired mate, and that's ALL I'm giving!
With a walking stick swinging
And a joyful song singing
He still thinks we buy things with shillings.
Retired mate, and that's ALL I'm giving!
With a walking stick swinging
And a joyful song singing
He still thinks we buy things with shillings.
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Donnell "The Real Touch of Sleep" Holmes
Tried out those new mattresses,called memory foams
Tried out those new mattresses,called memory foams
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Donnell "The Real Touch of Sleep" Holmes
Tried out those new mattresses,called memory foams
Had a long nap
Tried out those new mattresses,called memory foams
Had a long nap
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Donnell "The Real Touch of Sleep" Holmes
Tried out those new mattresses,called memory foams
Had a long nap
And then started to rap
Tried out those new mattresses,called memory foams
Had a long nap
And then started to rap
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Donnell "The Real Touch of Sleep" Holmes
Tried out those new mattresses,called memory foams
Had a long nap
And then started to rap
About combs, domes, foams and gnomes.
Tried out those new mattresses,called memory foams
Had a long nap
And then started to rap
About combs, domes, foams and gnomes.
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Sounds bizarre!-Poor old Donnel Holmes.
Lost his mind like our own Zeta Jones
Lost his mind like our own Zeta Jones
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Sounds bizarre!-Poor old Donnel Holmes.
Lost his mind like our own Zeta Jones
Does he have paranoia ?
Lost his mind like our own Zeta Jones
Does he have paranoia ?
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Sounds bizarre!-Poor old Donnel Holmes.
Lost his mind like our own Zeta Jones.
Does he have paranioa?
I suddenly have-they've got lawyers
Lost his mind like our own Zeta Jones.
Does he have paranioa?
I suddenly have-they've got lawyers
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Sounds bizarre!-Poor old Donnel Holmes.
Lost his mind like our own Zeta Jones.
Does he have paranoia?
I suddenly have-they've got lawyers
Does she read 606v2 in her special new "home"?
Lost his mind like our own Zeta Jones.
Does he have paranoia?
I suddenly have-they've got lawyers
Does she read 606v2 in her special new "home"?
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Big George filled Tyson with fear
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Big George filled Tyson with fear
Of which our Az wasn't happy to hear
Of which our Az wasn't happy to hear
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Big George filled Tyson with fear
Of which our Az wasn't happy to hear
Context required
Of which our Az wasn't happy to hear
Context required
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Big George filled Tyson with fear
Of which our Az wasn't happy to hear
Context required
His "reps" long expired
Of which our Az wasn't happy to hear
Context required
His "reps" long expired
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Big George filled Tyson with fear
Of which our Az wasn't happy to hear
Context required
His "reps" long expired
Don't question Mike ! No ! Not here !
Of which our Az wasn't happy to hear
Context required
His "reps" long expired
Don't question Mike ! No ! Not here !
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Well,maybe like that Doors song, it's "The End"
Of our rhyming and lyrical bends
Of our rhyming and lyrical bends
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Well,maybe like that Doors song, it's "The End"
Of our rhyming and lyrical bends
However before we have to go
Of our rhyming and lyrical bends
However before we have to go
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Well,maybe like that Doors song, it's "The End"
Of our rhyming and lyrical bends
However before we have to go
And leave all the Ho-Ho-Ho,
Of our rhyming and lyrical bends
However before we have to go
And leave all the Ho-Ho-Ho,
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Well,maybe like that Doors song, it's "The End"
Of our rhyming and lyrical bends
However before we have to go
And leave all the Ho-Ho-Ho,
Let's do it all again!
Of our rhyming and lyrical bends
However before we have to go
And leave all the Ho-Ho-Ho,
Let's do it all again!
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The cut near McCloskey's eye
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The cut near McCloskey's eye
Saw him kiss his ambitions goodbye
Saw him kiss his ambitions goodbye
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The cut near McCloskey's eye
Saw him kiss his ambitions goodbye
"Not fair!" cried Hearn
Saw him kiss his ambitions goodbye
"Not fair!" cried Hearn
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The cut near McCloskey's eye
Saw him kiss his ambitions goodbye
"Not fair!" cried Hearn
His demeanor so stern
Saw him kiss his ambitions goodbye
"Not fair!" cried Hearn
His demeanor so stern
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The cut near McCloskey's eye
Saw him kiss his ambitions goodbye
"Not fair!" cried Hearn
His demeanor so stern
"Khan was tiring, we'd have had him, oh my!"
Saw him kiss his ambitions goodbye
"Not fair!" cried Hearn
His demeanor so stern
"Khan was tiring, we'd have had him, oh my!"
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That's it then, limerick thread done
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That's it then, limerick thread done
But before into the distance you run
There could be a way
We could continue to play
- bring it back only on Friday's for fun!
But before into the distance you run
There could be a way
We could continue to play
- bring it back only on Friday's for fun!
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Apologies, I was feeling poetic.
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Apologies, I was feeling poetic
Said a chap, while studying genetics
Said a chap, while studying genetics
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Apologies, I was feeling poetic
Said a chap while studying genetics
He had got quite excited
Said a chap while studying genetics
He had got quite excited
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Apologies, I was feeling poetic
Said a chap while studying genetics
He had got quite excited
And looked pretty delighted
Said a chap while studying genetics
He had got quite excited
And looked pretty delighted
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Apolgies I was feeling excited
Said a chap while studying genetics
He had got quite excited
And looked pretty excited
He had just taught Khan basic phonetics.
Said a chap while studying genetics
He had got quite excited
And looked pretty excited
He had just taught Khan basic phonetics.
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It's true Amir gets plenty of stick,
Though some do admit that he's slick
Though some do admit that he's slick
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It's true Amir gets plenty of stick,
Though some do admit that he's slick
With that "rimrod" jab
Though some do admit that he's slick
With that "rimrod" jab
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It's true Amir gets plenty of stick,
Though some do admit that he's slick
With that "rimrod" jab
From New Zealand? How fab!
Though some do admit that he's slick
With that "rimrod" jab
From New Zealand? How fab!
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It's true Amir gets plenty of stick,
Though some do admit that he's slick
With that "rimrod" jab
He now gives it less gab
Though some do admit that he's slick
With that "rimrod" jab
He now gives it less gab
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It's true Amir gets plenty of stick,
Though some do admit that he's slick
With that "rimrod" jab
He now gives it less gab
I hope Bradley knocks him out quick
Though some do admit that he's slick
With that "rimrod" jab
He now gives it less gab
I hope Bradley knocks him out quick
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A strange one is De La Hoya,
He's rumoured to have paranoia
He's rumoured to have paranoia
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A strange one is De La Hoya,
He's rumoured to have paranoia
Dressed as a girl
He's rumoured to have paranoia
Dressed as a girl
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A strange one is De La Hoya,
He's rumoured to have paranoia
Dressed as a girl
And he often wears pearls!
He's rumoured to have paranoia
Dressed as a girl
And he often wears pearls!
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A strange one is De La Hoya,
He's rumoured to have paranoia
Dressed as a girl
And he often wears pearls!
And at weekends his name is Latoya
He's rumoured to have paranoia
Dressed as a girl
And he often wears pearls!
And at weekends his name is Latoya
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