The return of ... The Ultimate Worrier!

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Way back when it was a simpler time, when we were all innocent and wide eyed to the world a thread was created born of legend.

The Ultimate Worrier

Some say it was created by a genius, some say a mad man, some say a power crazed idiot and blame him for all the wrongs in the world even more than the Miz or those evil Australian DJs. But whoever that person was they gave us something so wonderful that its only fit and proper that it gets another showing.
So ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages I request to you that you put your thinking caps on and bring forth your puns as we journey together in...

The Ultimate Worrier Part Deux



Here's just a snippet of some of the beauties from the original:

Stain Cold Steve Austin. Wrestler who cleans his clothes using the lowest setting on a washing machine.

Stung. Wrestler that’s allergic to bees and nettles.

The Royal British Legion of Doom - Hawk and Animal wear spiked shoulder pads covered in poppies and carrying buckets for any spare change

Degeneration PG - Keeping in line with the rating for all WWE programming, HHH and HBK show kids how to make papier mache sledgehammers.

The Wonky Clock Man - door to door salesman of cheap carriage clocks.

Tommy Daydreamer - Constantly loses matches due to his inability to pay attention

Stoned Fold Steve Autistic - Stoner who is always completely out of it but can instantly answer any answers involving sums or dates

The Great Carly - a woman called carly who thinks she's great.

Paul Aroma - He smells nice

Pledge - The Rated R Superstar who gets all of your surfaces spotlessly clean

Kofi Kingston-upon-thames - A Posh Jamacian Wrestler who enjoys a spot of sailing.

Penultimate Warrior - The last but one Warrior

Chris Cherrycola - Goes by the nickname Y2J2O

The Sandbag - Enters the ring to Metallica and can also be used in the event of flooding

The British Hart Foundation - As well as being a legendary tag team they fight heart and circulatory disease

Kez - X Division champ who has a pet Kestrel

Tatonka - Manufacturer of toy trucks

Justin Plausible - Wrestler who breaks apart the shoddy storylines put together by the creative team due to continuity errors and lack of belivability.

Peter Andre the Giant - After divorcing Jordan, Peter bulks up on roids and takes out his frustrations in the squared circle.

Sean O'Where - Wrestler who accidently swallowed a Sat Nav and now provides other wrestlers with directions

Phone Old Steve Austin - a disgruntled ex Carphone Warehouse employee who hasnt updated his handset since leaving 3 years ago

Big Van Evader - A mentally challenged man who finds time to hang around the A14 Northbound, ducking in and out of all sorts of vehicles, but especially long wheel base vans...

Pesticide – Hernadez’s old LAX partner returns with a insect repellent

David Orangatunga – He’s the king of the swingers, the jungle VIP

Crash Bandicoot Holly - Wrestler dressed as the computer game marsupial.

Sheldon Benjamin – fantastically gifted pro wrestler and physicist

Thunder-Quaker
"Feel the wrath of my Legatine-Arian God!"

JML - Business Tycoon turns Info-mercial Salesman!

K-K-Kwik: R-Truth joins the Klan not quite knowing what he's let himself in for.

Jeff Hardy - A painted faced spot monkey who is addicted to crystal meth.

Big gay al snow- I'm super thanks for asking, a whole new take on al's got head gimmick

Mr H wrote:Jeff Hardy - A painted faced spot monkey who is addicted to crystal meth.

We have a winner!

Dolph Fiddler - Vickie Guerrero finds out what Dolph has been doing to her while she sleeps.

Hedge - the world's first wrestling shrubbery!

Hooker T - he's a real sucka

Brutus Clay- commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Vince McMahon. Father to a murdered Funkasaurus, husband to a murdered Funkadactyl. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

The main event matadors- the greatest assemblage of bull fighting champions to ever coexist

Ok... I'll stop now!

The Smoking Gun runners - two chain smoking mercenaries who team up in the ring when the gun pedelling business between North and South America is slow

Terry Fu*k - he's a lover not a fighter

The One Man Gangbang - you just don't mess with this 400lb "Monster"

Kay Fabe wrote:The One Man Gangbang - you just don't mess with this 400lb "Monster"

quality!

He could feud with the mean street Cat...

The Mortal Hulk Hogan - this guy has the 24' guns but the next shot could kill him

Tiger Ali Woods - if the Tiger won't take you apart in the ring he'll rip you to shreds on the Golf course

Recycling-Centre Pooch

Harvey Walnut-Whipleman - F*ck with him and he'll shoot so hard up your bum that you'll be sh*tting walnut whip for a week.

koko wheelchair
things haven't worked out for him since frankie died..

call me a taxi, i'm outta here

Basketball-Tista - One man botch machine, but he doesnt hold grudges.

The Blue Blazer - He makes his entrance with a 50ft jump from above the ring, and dies.

British Pulldog
He'll shag your wife and die before he ever makes it to the ring.

Sexual Chocca-Mocca-Latté

Heath Later: It's Heath, but after the watershed.

Rim-Job Squad
A new stable of Goldust, Orlando Jordan and Batista

D-Generative Hips - A stable of old guys who want one last run

The co-operative Ministry - they don't just plan your matches, they plan your funeral too

Andre the Midget - after falling off the top rope and getting concussion Hornswoggle believes he's the smallest athlete in the World

Big Van Trader
He'll get you a hot deal on that Renault Trafic you need

Clem Shamrock

The world's most dangerous man takes up a new job visiting lower league outposts for the football league show.

Ken Shamcock - it's revealed that Ken is just like Barbie's boyfriend in the trouser department and has to wear a prosthetic winkle.

Billy-Jack Mays
He's bat-sh*t crazy, but can sell a move like a Ziggler-Slater love child.

The Mighty Tubercules!

Sinful Cara - this Diva is a naughty girl

Lex Kruger - this All American will either pin you in the ring or Kill you in your dreams

Stone Cold Owen Hart - Austin 3:16 Says I just.....wait, is he breathing?

The Underbaker - if only his baking was as good as his wrestling

Ray Mearsterio - dial up that code for the outback, this lucha libra star also films survival documentaries in his spare time.

Mick Holy - from hardcore legend, to comedian to monk.

The Nation of Deliberation - the thinking man's faction

Magnus P.I. beware of feuding with this detective

crippledtart wrote:Clem Shamrock

The world's most dangerous man takes up a new job visiting lower league outposts for the football league show.

Referencing Clem makes you my least favourite person of all time, I hate that Dipsy.

Al Blow - The head theme tune becomes all the more disturbing after he adds his new catchphrase "Al Blow anyone"

Dusty Rhodes The American D Ream- the son of a plumber adopts a new positive, optimistic perspective things, can only get better

Bieber Ray Dudley - baby, baby, baby GET THE TABLES!!!

Vince rohypnol- this mad cap booker uses roofies to get his angles over! Utter genius!

CM Monk - WWE champion joins a monastry

Mr Booker T - The five time WCW champion's not getting on no plane, sucka

For all you asians

The Atta Taker: Watch as he steals your souls and your mommas ingredients to make chupatti

Michael Soul - this announcer gives us his Spiritual Prespective

Ace "The Body" Ventura, this announcer hasd been hired for WWE all knew Pet Division

Ted Dibihussy - The Million Dollar Man has turned into a bit of a slut.

Razor The Ramones - 'The Bad Guy' joins up with Joey, Johnny and Dee Dee to take over the New York punk rock scene.

Razor The Ramones - 'The Bad Guy' joins up with Joey, Johnny and Dee Dee to take over the New York punk rock scene.

Like it!

The gimmick being the ref has to count 1-2-3-4 for the pin : )

Hoi Sin Cara - major signing not getting over despite initial big push? Fear not, he makes a lovely stir fry sauce

Percy what's on - a wrestler who also acts as a handy guide to upcoming local events

The Road Worries - These guys could be the most devastating team in the USA but are forever missing events due to their fear of highways

"The Cat" Stacey Farter - this Diva's Stinkface could see her rise to the top of the Womans Division