The Museum of Socal's Metaphors

Socal is like the liquored up 1950s executive who can't resist to pinch the voluptuous backside of the cute office girl here in represented by 606v2's federer fans. And they played their part perfectly, they blushed, a few even slapped out at Mr. Socal leacherous advances, but in the end all they could do was blush, stalk out of the room and cry themselves to sleep. While Socal and his good ole boy buddies laugh it up at the water cooler. Ahh the 50s wasn't it grand?

criticizing Federer is treated worse than giving the pope a wedgie

It is pretty funny though the fed fans laughing up on Novak and Murray fans for excuse making. That is like the midget laughing at the dwarf.

It is just strange craig in that I have quoted people like Agassi, Mac, and Sampras about the strength of today's game and you would think by the reception it received here on 606v2 that I walked into a crowded elevator and ignited a pile of week old dog poo and human hair.

Here we go hypothetical world tour finals round Robin:

Fed
Hitler
Stalin
Ghenghis Khan

I hope Fed goes 0-6 in sets, because some of his fans online are so charming.

socal1976 wrote:

Haddie-nuff wrote:You see JHM that was a demonstration of me "trying" to be funny.Hence the winkey 
Of course he was good ..... bliddy good. and I hope he is even better tomorrow  

LOL, JHM can't recognize comedy if it jumps up and bites him on the backside.

JuliusHMarx wrote:He likes the taste.

JuliusHMarx wrote:I'm never quite sure what a winkey means. Everyone seems to use it differently.

socal1976 wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:He likes the taste.

There you go Julius, who said you were unfunny; oh wait that was me.

Haddie-nuff wrote:TSJ  That is wee willy winkey... 

JuliusHMarx wrote:Hmmmm, doesn't seem to have stopped you with that one.

Haddie-nuff wrote:Dont worry Julius .. there are some that are worse  

kingraf wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Hmmmm, doesn't seem to have stopped you with that one.

I'm slowly weaning off, just the other day I said absolutely nothing when the rather plump lady at the gym neglected to bring her sweat rag along...  

kingraf wrote:it took my girlfriend a year to convince me that making snap comments about people whilst in the background doesn't make me funny, just a big Blödmann

summerblues wrote:

kingraf wrote:it took my girlfriend a year to convince me that making snap comments about people whilst in the background doesn't make me funny, just a big Blödmann

Now that you know, she should not stop half-way and should spend another year convincing you to stop the practice.

JuliusHMarx wrote:We've already done that one SB. Try to keep up

summerblues wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:We've already done that one SB. Try to keep up

Too much action, hard to keep up the young crowd for an aging man like myself.

JuliusHMarx wrote:I quite like this one
 

socal1976 wrote:The sheer genius of my posts, it is frankly breathtaking

socal1976 wrote:If I fart in a room and you smell it it is a lot different then me sitting on your face and cutting the cheese.

HM Murdoch wrote:A worthy addition relating to the Djokovic ballboy incident:

socal1976 wrote:If I fart in a room and you smell it it is a lot different then me sitting on your face and cutting the cheese.

socal1976 wrote:Cmon Gael get the swiss pomposity in the next round. No man should be allowed to eat as many cupcakes as Federer unless he is 130 pound Japanese guy in eating contest or a fat kid who sweatily jumped over the wall at fat camp.

I mean if all of this is true about Roger he shouldn't have worn a cream colored leisure suit to Wimbeldon instead he should have come out in a cream colored skirt and heels.

I have taken poops that are more physically exerting than most Federer service games.