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Post by HM Murdock Thu 01 Aug 2013, 11:55 pm

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I had to get it started!

Socal is like the liquored up 1950s executive who can't resist to pinch the voluptuous backside of the cute office girl here in represented by 606v2's federer fans. And they played their part perfectly, they blushed, a few even slapped out at Mr. Socal leacherous advances, but in the end all they could do was blush, stalk out of the room and cry themselves to sleep. While Socal and his good ole boy buddies laugh it up at the water cooler. Ahh the 50s wasn't it grand?

criticizing Federer is treated worse than giving the pope a wedgie

It is pretty funny though the fed fans laughing up on Novak and Murray fans for excuse making. That is like the midget laughing at the dwarf.

It is just strange craig in that I have quoted people like Agassi, Mac, and Sampras about the strength of today's game and you would think by the reception it received here on 606v2 that I walked into a crowded elevator and ignited a pile of week old dog poo and human hair.

Here we go hypothetical world tour finals round Robin:

Fed
Hitler
Stalin
Ghenghis Khan

I hope Fed goes 0-6 in sets, because some of his fans online are so charming.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:52 pm

Mine's a different type of comedy socal. It's called wit. I'm not surprised you don't recognise it.

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Post by kingraf Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:54 pm

Julius is funny in that "kind of, but not really" manner.
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Post by JuliusHMarx Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:56 pm

Goes above your head as well, eh, kr?

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Post by Haddie-nuff Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:58 pm

socal1976 wrote:
Haddie-nuff wrote:You see JHM that was a demonstration of me "trying" to be funny.Hence the winkey 
Of course he was good ..... bliddy good. and I hope he is even better tomorrow  Very Happy

LOL, JHM can't recognize comedy if it jumps up and bites him on the backside.

And I think you do ... frequently socal  laughing 

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Post by JuliusHMarx Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:59 pm

He likes the taste.

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Post by socal1976 Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:00 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:He likes the taste.

There you go Julius, who said you were unfunny; oh wait that was me.

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Post by The Special Juan Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:02 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:I'm never quite sure what a winkey means. Everyone seems to use it differently.

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Post by Haddie-nuff Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:02 pm

TSJ  That is wee willy winkey... laughing

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Post by JuliusHMarx Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:04 pm

socal1976 wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:He likes the taste.

There you go Julius, who said you were unfunny; oh wait that was me.
 
Yes it was. I was worried until I saw your name on the post.

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Post by kingraf Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:05 pm

uh Julius, it's just not funny... don't feel bad, it took my girlfriend a year to convince me that making snap comments about people whilst in the background doesn't make me funny, just a big Blödmann
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Post by JuliusHMarx Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:08 pm

Hmmmm, doesn't seem to have stopped you with that one.

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Post by The Special Juan Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:16 pm

Haddie-nuff wrote:TSJ  That is wee willy winkey... laughing

Laugh Really? Oh no!!
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Post by Haddie-nuff Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:21 pm

Dont worry Julius .. there are some that are worse  Very Happy

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Post by kingraf Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:23 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:Hmmmm, doesn't seem to have stopped you with that one.

I'm slowly weaning off, just the other day I said absolutely nothing when the rather plump lady at the gym neglected to bring her sweat rag along...
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Post by JuliusHMarx Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:25 pm

Haddie-nuff wrote:Dont worry Julius .. there are some that are worse  Very Happy

Worse than me? On this forum? I pity the fools.... The Museum of Socal's Metaphors - Page 2 Icon_smile

There's only one worse than me, isn't there? Go on, admit it, I won't tell, and no-one's reading this anymore.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:26 pm

kingraf wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Hmmmm, doesn't seem to have stopped you with that one.

I'm slowly weaning off, just the other day I said absolutely nothing when the rather plump lady at the gym neglected to bring her sweat rag along...  

I'm glad you didn't - that was my wife.

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Post by kingraf Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:30 pm

if it's any consolation, she had a very... excited workout
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Post by JuliusHMarx Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:34 pm

Bloody hell, that's not what she told me!

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Post by summerblues Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:52 pm

kingraf wrote:it took my girlfriend a year to convince me that making snap comments about people whilst in the background doesn't make me funny, just a big Blödmann
Now that you know, she should not stop half-way and should spend another year convincing you to stop the practice.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:56 pm

summerblues wrote:
kingraf wrote:it took my girlfriend a year to convince me that making snap comments about people whilst in the background doesn't make me funny, just a big Blödmann
Now that you know, she should not stop half-way and should spend another year convincing you to stop the practice.

We've already done that one SB. Try to keep up Smile

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Post by summerblues Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:05 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:We've already done that one SB. Try to keep up Smile
Too much action, hard to keep up with the young crowd for an aging man like myself.

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Post by Haddie-nuff Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:06 pm

summerblues wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:We've already done that one SB. Try to keep up Smile
Too much action, hard to keep up the young crowd for an aging man like myself.


Yes us young uns ... keep the oldies on their toes  laughing 

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Post by laverfan Sun 26 Jan 2014, 8:52 pm

What if… Run

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Post by invisiblecoolers Sun 26 Jan 2014, 9:22 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:I quite like this one
 
socal1976 wrote:The sheer genius of my posts, it is frankly breathtaking

Yea, thats where I liked Socal's comic sense too. laughing 

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Post by HM Murdock Sat 18 Apr 2015, 12:26 pm

A worthy addition relating to the Djokovic ballboy incident:
socal1976 wrote:If I fart in a room and you smell it it is a lot different then me sitting on your face and cutting the cheese.

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Post by temporary21 Sat 18 Apr 2015, 1:24 pm

HM Murdoch wrote:A worthy addition relating to the Djokovic ballboy incident:
socal1976 wrote:If I fart in a room and you smell it it is a lot different then me sitting on your face and cutting the cheese.
That one is beautiful, Cantona like...

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Post by Silver Sat 30 May 2015, 3:39 pm

socal, you need to post more. A belter today:

socal1976 wrote:Cmon Gael get the swiss pomposity in the next round. No man should be allowed to eat as many cupcakes as Federer unless he is 130 pound Japanese guy in eating contest or a fat kid who sweatily jumped over the wall at fat camp.

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Post by socal1976 Sun 31 May 2015, 9:12 am

Thanks Silver coming from a fed fan that means something

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Post by HM Murdock Fri 18 Sep 2015, 9:03 am

Today's contributions to the mental strength thread had to be added here!

I mean if all of this is true about Roger he shouldn't have worn a cream colored leisure suit to Wimbeldon instead he should have come out in a cream colored skirt and heels.

I have taken poops that are more physically exerting than most Federer service games.

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