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Post by MickeyGoldmill Fri 13 May 2011, 1:49 pm


http://www.metro.co.uk/showbiz/863166-hayden-panettiere-splits-from-boxer-wladimir-klitschko

Maybe she wasn't compatible with his CPU ;-)

Will this effect anything? Mental state counts for a lot when the pressure is on....

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Post by Scottrf Fri 13 May 2011, 1:50 pm

Apparently they couldn't see eye to eye.

He was never on her level.

(c) STC

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Post by Fists of Fury Fri 13 May 2011, 1:51 pm

My dreams are shattered, she is the primary reason I bought tickets for the fight!

On a serious note...surely even Haye couldn't stoop to the level of making a jibe of such a personal nature? Or could he?

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Post by Scottrf Fri 13 May 2011, 1:52 pm

Not sure Haye is coming from a good position.

She was just his cover anyway.

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Post by D4thincarnation Fri 13 May 2011, 1:59 pm

Wlad does seem to be warming to Haye?

What was that about Haye 500 women and 20 men?

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Post by coxy0001 Fri 13 May 2011, 2:00 pm

I'm sorry, but what was something with a fantastic body doing with a tall ugly eastern european who has less charisma than the KFC (wicked zinger tower meal) that's just escaped from my bottom at near time altering speed?

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2011/05/12/article-1305230655882-0C05455500000578-374014_466x612.jpg

I need to get my bird tanned. Because barring being about 5'10 and pale she does look a bit like her

Bet she (HP) squeels like a mouse with a cattleprod stuck up its bottom as well.

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Post by Young_Towzer Fri 13 May 2011, 2:03 pm

I need to get my bird tanned. Because barring being about 5'10 and pale she does look a bit like her
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How can you get a blow up doll tanned

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Post by Union Cane Fri 13 May 2011, 2:03 pm

coxy0001 wrote:Because barring being about 5'10 and pale she does look a bit like her.

Must be quite emasculating for you, being shorter than your bird.
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Post by coxy0001 Fri 13 May 2011, 2:05 pm

Union Cane wrote:
coxy0001 wrote:Because barring being about 5'10 and pale she does look a bit like her.

Must be quite emasculating for you, being shorter than your bird.

Thankfully i'm 6'1 and a bit or so.

Sadly if i mention a tan i'll get bribed into going abroad. Which'd be fine if i wasn't such a nice guy and paid for it all.

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Post by Union Cane Fri 13 May 2011, 2:10 pm

Get her to try this :

Self Tan
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Post by D4thincarnation Fri 13 May 2011, 2:14 pm

I got banned from B&Q last week.
I was just looking around in the garden section
And one of the assistant's came up to me and said, "Do you want Decking"


I thought I better get the first punch in boxing

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Post by Scottrf Fri 13 May 2011, 2:17 pm

D4thincarnation wrote:I got banned from B&Q last week.
I was just looking around in the garden section
And one of the assistant's came up to me and said, "Do you want Decking"
I thought I better get the first punch in boxing
Klit and GF split up Emoticons_applause

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Post by coxy0001 Fri 13 May 2011, 2:25 pm

We not allowed pictures for Friday?!

Whoops

Anyway. Wlad will be distracted but will still get sparked by Haye. I will take care of her though, don't worry she's in safe hands.

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Post by Union Cane Fri 13 May 2011, 2:28 pm

I doubt you'd touch the sides mate after Wlad's monstrous member has stretched her lady tunnel.
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Post by Rowley Fri 13 May 2011, 2:29 pm

Union Cane wrote:I doubt you'd touch the sides mate after Wlad's monstrous member has stretched her lady tunnel.

Speak for yourself Union, we're real men in Yorkshire

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Post by coxy0001 Fri 13 May 2011, 2:30 pm

After all the roids he's munched i'd be surprised if it were above cocktail sausage size

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Post by Guest Fri 13 May 2011, 2:30 pm

You seem to know a lot about Wlad's girth there, Union

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Post by Young_Towzer Fri 13 May 2011, 2:34 pm

Haye should be splitting up with his girlfriend, she is rough. Wlad was dating that Charlotte off the news before, lucky git

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Post by Union Cane Fri 13 May 2011, 2:36 pm

Why are all my posts disappearing??????????
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Post by coxy0001 Fri 13 May 2011, 2:37 pm

Union Cane wrote:Why are all my posts disappearing??????????

Ditto

We've stayed on subject.... well, talking about Wlad anyway

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Post by Union Cane Fri 13 May 2011, 2:39 pm

I wouldn't mind if it was explained, but it seems some faceless wonder is sat somewhere deciding what is acceptable and what isn't.

Self important Muppet.
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Post by D4thincarnation Fri 13 May 2011, 2:40 pm

Maybe because they can be viewed as homophobic?

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Post by Young_Towzer Fri 13 May 2011, 2:40 pm


Ditto

We've stayed on subject.... well, talking about Wlad anyway
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yeah, calling the best heavyweight in the world a steroid muncher, your a pillow biter

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Post by Union Cane Fri 13 May 2011, 2:43 pm

D4thincarnation wrote:Maybe because they can be viewed as homophobic?

How so? A link to a picture of the brothers is now homophobic is it?
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Post by coxy0001 Fri 13 May 2011, 2:43 pm

Steven_89 wrote:
Ditto

We've stayed on subject.... well, talking about Wlad anyway
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yeah, calling the best heavyweight in the world a steroid muncher, your a pillow biter

He has been accused in the past due to Vitali's failed drugs test for roids years ago when an amateur






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Post by coxy0001 Fri 13 May 2011, 2:45 pm

p.s. had no idea what a pillow biter was

Just urban-dictionaried it, and it doesn't surprise me you'd know what it meant

You've got history trying to lure guys down your gym off tinternet et all etc

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Post by Young_Towzer Fri 13 May 2011, 2:46 pm


He has been accused in the past due to Vitali's failed drugs test for roids years ago when an amateur
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Was he proven guilty?
i rest my case





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Post by Young_Towzer Fri 13 May 2011, 2:47 pm

p.s. had no idea what a pillow biter was

Just urban-dictionaried it, and it doesn't surprise me you'd know what it meant

You've got history trying to lure guys down your gym off tinternet et all etc
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yeah, says the guy who calls lads sweet thing
once again, i rest my case

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Post by Scottrf Fri 13 May 2011, 2:47 pm

There's a PM function to send each other romantic messages lads.

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Post by D4thincarnation Fri 13 May 2011, 2:48 pm

Union Cane wrote:
D4thincarnation wrote:Maybe because they can be viewed as homophobic?

How so? A link to a picture of the brothers is now homophobic is it?

Coxy's comments towards you, I was mostly refered to you, never clicked on you link. Was it x-rated.

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Post by Guest Fri 13 May 2011, 2:49 pm

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Post by HumanWindmill Fri 13 May 2011, 2:49 pm

Alright, guys ?

Can't speak for deleted posts, since I haven't cut any. However, embedded pictures aren't allowed, ( not work friendly, ) though links are perfectly okay.

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Post by coxy0001 Fri 13 May 2011, 2:51 pm

Steven_89 wrote:
He has been accused in the past due to Vitali's failed drugs test for roids years ago when an amateur
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Was he proven guilty?
i rest my case





And i referenced in a somewhat sarcastic way the roids he's munched based on accusations, you took it as a literal comment which i find quite pathetic bearing in mind we were jokingly discussing his dong.

And sugar jubblies, please tell me you're smart enough to understand a p*ss take of your incessant offerings to come down your gym on the old 606?!

Thank god you rest your case as well, might get some peace n quiet


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Post by coxy0001 Fri 13 May 2011, 2:53 pm

D4, jokingly asking Union if he infiltrates a certain orifice is hardly homophobic now.

It's Friday, banter flys - didn't catch me getting all uppety when someone said my lass was in fact a blow-up doll

If you don't like it go back to discussing your lover

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Post by Guest Fri 13 May 2011, 2:56 pm

coxy0001 wrote:D4, jokingly asking Union if he infiltrates a certain orifice is hardly homophobic now.

It's Friday, banter flys - didn't catch me getting all uppety when someone said my lass was in fact a blow-up doll

If you don't like it go back to discussing your lover

The stuff you guys talk about! Sheeesh.

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Post by HumanWindmill Fri 13 May 2011, 2:56 pm

What were we talking about, again ?

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Post by Young_Towzer Fri 13 May 2011, 2:58 pm

It's Friday, banter flys - didn't catch me getting all uppety when someone said my lass was in fact a blow-up doll

If you don't like it go back to discussing your lover
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i wasnt joking, i genuinely believe you have a blow up doll
my love lol? i dont come on here to talk about girlfriends its a boxing forum not a knocking shop

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Post by Young_Towzer Fri 13 May 2011, 3:00 pm

What were we talking about, again ?
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Coxy's jay of the inbetweeners he'll turn any convo into girls, that sort of thing because he's a vegan i mean virgin

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Post by Union Cane Fri 13 May 2011, 3:00 pm

When the BBC removed posts they would send you an email to explain why, not just get rid of them with no explanation.

I might migrate back to the old 606 if this is how things are done here.
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Post by Guest Fri 13 May 2011, 3:02 pm

Union Cane wrote:When the BBC removed posts they would send you an email to explain why, not just get rid of them with no explanation.

I might migrate back to the old 606 if this is how things are done here.

It's not intended to be like that, however, if we had to send a PM every time we deletd a post we'd get no work done.

You know the rules on images, just stick to them!

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Post by Mr Bounce Fri 13 May 2011, 3:03 pm

As they say they split due to the distance between them Haye is bound to pipe up with the fact that Klitschko doesn't like leaving Germany... boxing

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Post by coxy0001 Fri 13 May 2011, 3:03 pm

Steven_89 wrote:It's Friday, banter flys - didn't catch me getting all uppety when someone said my lass was in fact a blow-up doll

If you don't like it go back to discussing your lover
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i wasnt joking, i genuinely believe you have a blow up doll
my love lol? i dont come on here to talk about girlfriends its a boxing forum not a knocking shop

And i genuinly believe you stand outside your gym trying to lure lads into there

We're on a boxing forum, not a dating website for guys

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Post by Young_Towzer Fri 13 May 2011, 3:03 pm

When the BBC removed posts they would send you an email to explain why, not just get rid of them with no explanation.

I might migrate back to the old 606 if this is how things are done here.
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you get the feeling your being watched 24/7 on here like union, by someone who's got plenty of time spare

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Post by coxy0001 Fri 13 May 2011, 3:04 pm

HumanWindmill wrote:What were we talking about, again ?

I think it started off with Panitierre'e waps (in that pic they look damn fine) and it went rapidly downhill from there

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Post by coxy0001 Fri 13 May 2011, 3:05 pm

King Beer wrote:
Union Cane wrote:When the BBC removed posts they would send you an email to explain why, not just get rid of them with no explanation.

I might migrate back to the old 606 if this is how things are done here.

It's not intended to be like that, however, if we had to send a PM every time we deletd a post we'd get no work done.

You know the rules on images, just stick to them!

Why is the image button on the wysiwyg then?

Seems harsh to tempt us to post pics then remove them!

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Post by HumanWindmill Fri 13 May 2011, 3:06 pm

PM for you, Union.

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Post by joeyjojo618 Fri 13 May 2011, 3:06 pm

You could always make and maintain your own website where you can discuss boxing Steve.

Oh wait, you almost certainly cant.


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Post by Michaels, Sean Fri 13 May 2011, 3:06 pm

Steven_89 wrote:When the BBC removed posts they would send you an email to explain why, not just get rid of them with no explanation.

I might migrate back to the old 606 if this is how things are done here.
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you get the feeling your being watched 24/7 on here like union, by someone who's got plenty of time spare

It's hardly Big Brother........ Calm down dear.


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Post by Young_Towzer Fri 13 May 2011, 3:06 pm

We're on a boxing forum, not a dating website for guys
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i dont call lads sweet thing, i think that explains everthing, Jay

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Post by Guest Fri 13 May 2011, 3:06 pm

coxy0001 wrote:
King Beer wrote:
Union Cane wrote:When the BBC removed posts they would send you an email to explain why, not just get rid of them with no explanation.

I might migrate back to the old 606 if this is how things are done here.

It's not intended to be like that, however, if we had to send a PM every time we deletd a post we'd get no work done.

You know the rules on images, just stick to them!

Why is the image button on the wysiwyg then?

Seems harsh to tempt us to post pics then remove them!

The temptation must be hard to resist, Coxy. Like using the randy smiley............. go on, you know you want to........!

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