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Post by milkyboy Fri 15 Aug - 10:25

Its Friday...

As a confirmed coward, and fleet of foot, I have managed to avoid ever being smacked in the face by a big guy, as with my lip, a fair few have been tempted.

It never looked like much fun to be honest but this clip I saw elsewhere helped give me a tangible example of what it might be like, were you to imagine your head as a football....

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1KDp8n3YFE

I feel a career in the movies beckons for Helenius... Or as a voice over guy... Sounds like he gargles with gravel

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Post by hogey Fri 15 Aug - 10:35

Having sparred with heavies when i was a youngster and only around super middleweight/light heavy myself at the time i was not that bothered by the head shots, but it felt like being hit by a car when a clean body shot landed.

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Post by milkyboy Fri 15 Aug - 11:11

Despite your comments, I don't think I'm offering Helenius a free shot to the head anytime soon Hogey. Wink

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Post by theanimal316 Fri 15 Aug - 11:12

I am about 155-160 lbs and have done some 'light' sparring with a light heavyweight and after everyhead shot my head was spinning, ,seeing stars, although i wouldn't say it hurt. Don't think I could take one clean one from a heavy without getting sparked.

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Post by jbeadlesbigrighthand Fri 15 Aug - 12:16

Having not been punched since I was 21, I can't say I know too much about being hit by a heavyweight.

What I can say is that I want Robert Helenius' voice.

In fact, it has inspired me to create a new way of measuring how cool people's voices are: the Beckham-Helenius scale.

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Post by AdamT Fri 15 Aug - 12:19

I am a heavyweight but I don't box. I'd imagine it is pretty hurtful to say the least  Wink 

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Post by DuransHorse Fri 15 Aug - 12:47

I thought it was common knowledge that if any pro heavyweight hit an average man he'd kill him? Even a guy with a 0-20 record it doesn't matter. It's right up there with other facts like swans wings breaking men's spines and stuff.

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Post by TRUSSMAN66 Fri 15 Aug - 13:32

Always thought Milky had taken plenty of shots...He's usually the headline act at Madison Oyster gardens..

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Post by milkyboy Fri 15 Aug - 13:44

DuransHorse wrote:I thought it was common knowledge that if any pro heavyweight hit an average man he'd kill him? Even a guy with a 0-20 record it doesn't matter.  It's right up there with other facts like swans wings breaking men's spines and stuff.


That's quite a 'fact' to be 'right up there with' duran


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Post by milkyboy Fri 15 Aug - 13:46

jbeadlesbigrighthand wrote:Having not been punched since I was 21, I can't say I know too much about being hit by a heavyweight.

What I can say is that I want Robert Helenius' voice.

In fact, it has inspired me to create a new way of measuring how cool people's voices are: the Beckham-Helenius scale.

Beadle, Where does joe pasquale fit on your beckham Helenius scale

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Post by milkyboy Fri 15 Aug - 13:48

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:Always thought Milky had taken plenty of shots...He's usually the headline act at Madison Oyster gardens..

My apparently punch drunk output is just sinility truss. What's your excuse beefster?

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Post by TRUSSMAN66 Fri 15 Aug - 13:49

Old age....

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Post by John Bloody Wayne Fri 15 Aug - 14:11

Bet he sounds like Bieber after a lozenge.

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Post by John Bloody Wayne Fri 15 Aug - 14:13

And we met down a dark, Helsinki alley once,.I gave him a free shot and his whole arm shattered.

I was a CEO back then, now I post from a local internet cafe when they forger they barred me for trying to eat stationary equipment.

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Post by hampo17 Fri 15 Aug - 14:18

He sounds a bit different here Wink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b3eCBQMOAw

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Post by milkyboy Fri 15 Aug - 14:22

...Just demonstrates his versatility as an actor hampo.

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Post by Guest Fri 15 Aug - 14:29

John Bloody Wayne wrote:And we met down a dark, Helsinki alley once,.I gave him a free shot and his whole arm shattered.

I was a CEO back then, now I post from a local internet cafe when they forger they barred me for trying to eat stationary equipment.
Well if it's not moving about, you feel free to have a nibble.

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Post by AlexHuckerby Fri 15 Aug - 22:32

Helenius had a stroke and his vocal chords were paralyzed and he couldn't speak for a while, that's why he now sounds like Christian Bale's version of Batman.

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Post by John Bloody Wayne Sat 16 Aug - 2:43

When was this?

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Post by jimdig Sat 16 Aug - 9:32

Don't act like you don't remember john, it was you he stroked.

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Post by milkyboy Sat 16 Aug - 10:53

To be fair, when you get stroked by big hairy men on such a regular basis as john, I imagine its hard to remember which one stroked you when.

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Post by John Bloody Wayne Sat 16 Aug - 12:59

Yeah, I'm not saying it meant any less to me, just that it was one of many.

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Post by kingraf Sat 16 Aug - 18:11

I was reading this and it all suddenly clicked. Busted...

John Bloody Wayne wrote:I'm thinking of becoming a woman.



John Bloody Wayne wrote:I would like to point out that, with a BMI comparable to a flatbed truck carrying a constipated baby elephant, i probably top the pile.

I also own the most autographed canes.

John Bloody Wayne wrote:It's hard to adapt to a wife when they keep changing.

John... Frank... Kellie. all the same really.
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Post by 3fingers Sat 16 Aug - 18:42

Its all relative, what it feels like depends whos doing the punching and how big you are.

My legs completely betrayed me when sparring a heavy thankfully  he was wearing 14 ounce gloves and it was last 10 of the last round. However, I was dropped by a welter during a bout.

I cant imagine what it would be like to be punched by Tyson, Klitschko or foreman but if i was, even after the event, I wouldnt be able to recall it so still couldnt answer the question.

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Post by kingraf Sat 16 Aug - 20:28

Lets ask Charlie Z? He'll even know how a liberty shot feels against a legit heavyweight.
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Post by John Bloody Wayne Sun 17 Aug - 2:08

Jus' call me Kellie. I'm proud. Also make me a sandwich.

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Post by JabMachineMK2 Wed 20 Aug - 17:52

Depends really - I've been hit in the face by an untrained (few weeks) heavy while messing about before a session and it wasn't that bad.

A few weeks earlier I'd sparred with (jokes incoming I guarantee) a full on heavyweight who'd been boxing for several years and it damn near took my head off my shoulders. When they sit on their punches.....christ.

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Post by TRUSSMAN66 Wed 20 Aug - 18:26

You've never been hit in the face...You'd run a mile !!....I've never met anybody in any gym as weak willed and as sensitive as you..

Carry on dreaming...

"I only did it because I respect you guys so much"......Fighter you !!.....My backside !!

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Post by kingraf Wed 20 Aug - 19:40

You know it's funny when everyone knows what's coming and it still brings out a laugh
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Post by JabMachineMK2 Wed 20 Aug - 20:12

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:You've never been hit in the face...You'd run a mile !!....I've never met anybody in any gym as weak willed and as sensitive as you..

Carry on dreaming...

"I only did it because I respect you guys so much"......Fighter you !!.....My backside !!

And you're not some former bodybuilder from America, just some sad lonely middle aged balding p!ss ant from Reading.

See, i can make assumptions too. But I bet mine are closer to the mark.

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Post by TRUSSMAN66 Wed 20 Aug - 20:17

Not from Reading.......As for the other stuff let's keep that between you and me !! thumbsup 

Now give Trussy a kiss  Cool  ...But no tongues..


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Post by JabMachineMK2 Wed 20 Aug - 20:57

Not this time.

Between you and me? You're the one who brings it up all the time you moron. Like a bully who wants to show his friends how hard he is.


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Post by TRUSSMAN66 Wed 20 Aug - 21:16

Alex was a bully the other week...Then Catchy....Before that Dave..and Trottb..Now me..

Get bullied a lot don't you..

My heart goes out to you kid

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Post by JabMachineMK2 Wed 20 Aug - 21:49

I'm not saying I'm bullied. I also didn't refer to them as bullies. Why can't you stay on one argument in the present?

I am saying you're like a bully. Listen fatso, you know and I know, if you said half the stuff you say on here to Joe Bloggs down the pub you'd have your face rearranged. You're the definition of keyboard warrior. Anyway, I'll argue with you no further - I gave my opinion and you came wading in like a sad little stalker and decided to get all personal. You're pathetic.

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Post by TRUSSMAN66 Wed 20 Aug - 22:01

JabMachineMK2 wrote:I'm not saying I'm bullied. I also didn't refer to them as bullies. Why can't you stay on one argument in the present?

I am saying you're like a bully. Listen fatso, you know and I know, if you said half the stuff you say on here to Joe Bloggs down the pub you'd have your face rearranged. You're the definition of keyboard warrior. Anyway, I'll argue with you no further - I gave my opinion and you came wading in like a sad little stalker and decided to get all personal. You're pathetic.

Get it off your chest....There's a good boy !! Cool 

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Post by 3fingers Wed 20 Aug - 22:52

Hate to stick my nose in but im on truss's side.

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Post by TRUSSMAN66 Thu 21 Aug - 9:18

You're on my side and Milky quite likes me...I've spent six years looking for friends on here and I've found two in one day... drumroll 


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