The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Too early I think, story of my life as TSMR will testify.

Tino wrote:F*ck you Dagless. F*ck you forever.

Et tu Tino?

JuliusHMarx wrote:A very good morning to you Mind the windows Tino.

Thanks Jules. Once again you remind me why you're my favourite poster.

seanmichaels wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:I'm not Donald Sinden.

You're not 'Throb' Young are you? Terribly sad news about him.

No, I have neither throbbed nor been young for some time.

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:F*ck you Dagless. F*ck you forever.

Et tu Tino?

I'm beginning to see what Jeff was talking about.

Films and link:

1.) Rehabilitated? Well, now let me see. You know, I don't have any idea what that means.
2.) I believe God made me for a purpose, but he also made me fast. And when I run I feel His pleasure.
3.) I thought you were good Paul... but you're not good. You're just another lying ol' dirty birdy.
4.) I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.
5.) I bet you're wondering what we've done to your kids, aren't ya? I'll bet your mind is going Frak bananas, isn't it? Now this has just been a warning. Next time it will get bloody. Now you tell your people to *back off*. Don't you go being a smart k****r. Perhaps we'll let you live

Good lord, I literally don't know a single one of them.

Think I will carry on watching porn until all the answers arrive. Fake Taxi porn is my current favourite.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Good lord, I literally don't know a single one of them.

Think I will carry on watching porn until all the answers arrive.  Fake Taxi porn is my current favourite.

C'mon Windows. There are a couple of gifts in there.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Think I will carry on watching porn until all the answers arrive.  Fake Taxi porn is my current favourite.

I like the ones where the 18 year old calls round to see her mate only to find she is out. The mother insists the girl waits, plys her with wine rthen munches on her freshly shaven kebab.

4. Blade Runner

1 - Shawshank redemption

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Good lord, I literally don't know a single one of them.

Think I will carry on watching porn until all the answers arrive.  Fake Taxi porn is my current favourite.

C'mon Windows. There are a couple of gifts in there.

I'm rubbish at stuff like this. I just don't retain lyrics or quotes.

1.) Shawshank Redemption
2.) Chariots of Fire
3.) Misery
4.) Blade Runner

2 Chariots of Fire?

superflyweight wrote:1.) Shawshank Redemption
2.) Chariots of Fire
3.) Misery
4.) Blade Runner

Getting there. Number 5? And the link?

seanmichaels wrote: The mother insists the girl waits, plys her with wine rthen munches on her freshly shaven kebab.

That's poetry, Seany. Poetry.

I don't know the 5th one (I googled it and don't know what scene the film is from although I have seen it numerous times!).

The only link I can see between the 4 mentioned so far is rain.

Both Shawshank ending and when Batty delivers his speech, the characters are on their knees in the rain.

To paraphrase Malcolm Tucker - this thread is a lot like the Shawshank Redemption but with more tunneling through sh1t and no f*cking redemption.

I can't believe no one has got this? It is bloody easy.

Is it from The Railway Children?

Well Shawshank and Misery were written by Stephen King.

Pretty sure Chariots of fire wasn't though!

Blade Runner was Philip K Dick

Was Chariots of Fire written by Colin Welland? Certainly wrote the screenplay (as well as playing the nice school teacher in Kes).

Guilty of Culpable Homicide.

KRaf knows best

The link was Oscar Pistorius. Number 5 was Lethal Weapon 2 - Diplooomatic Imoooonity

I think Rowley might have been Donald Sinden

Adam D wrote:I think Rowley might have been Donald Sinden

Quite possibly. He was the most gentlemanly of us. Goodbye Jeff/Donald.

Jeff was about as gentlemanly as Harald Shipman.

I will still miss the miserable f*cker though.

I meant 'gentlemanly' in the Donald Sinden sense - aloof and pompous.

JuliusHMarx wrote:I meant 'gentlemanly' in the Donald Sinden sense - aloof and pompous.

You're great, Julius. You really are.

What's everyone's plans for the weekend then?

I'm heading to the club tonight for a beer or 2 whilst cutting the square. Tomorrow putting skirting down in the new ensuite. Pretty boring really. May finish my log store as well.

I was planning to cut the square as well sean. Until I realised that I don't know what cutting the square means.

seanmichaels wrote:What's everyone's plans for the weekend then?

I'm heading to the club tonight for a beer or 2 whilst cutting the square. Tomorrow putting skirting down in the new ensuite. Pretty boring really. May finish my log store as well.

You're not anal retentive are you?

superflyweight wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:What's everyone's plans for the weekend then?

I'm heading to the club tonight for a beer or 2 whilst cutting the square. Tomorrow putting skirting down in the new ensuite. Pretty boring really. May finish my log store as well.

You're not anal retentive are you?

Brilliant!

Tina's right, you are amazing, Jules.

superflyweight wrote:Tina's right 

You had me there, super.

It was pretty good as well, by the way.

I think Sean is still working it out, if you'll pardon the pun.

This weekend I'm going out trying to find the 14 year old who set Manchester dogs home on fire and burn him on the stake the little c@£t

bloody jocks and scallies.

Fish, chips and peas...

Belter

I am not Donald Sinden, I am aloof and pompous though. Last day at work before a week off so trying to get everything done and dusted. Finishing at lunch, am away for a couple of days early next week, but do feel free to compare me to whatever celebrity has popped their clogs.

Was kind of hoping my absence this morning would lead to speculation I was Primal Scream legend Robert Young, I would have been genuinely flattered, but alas not.

Rowley wrote: Last day at work before a week off so trying to get everything done and dusted.

How many illegal immigrants have you let in this morning to close the books?

Where are you going then? Have a lovely time.

Going to some place just outside Newbury for a couple of days, Marco Pierre White has a gastropub down there, we're staying there.

Loving the new badge, Tina. Where do I get one?

superflyweight wrote:Loving the new badge, Tina.  Where do I get one?  

Adam is the man you need to see.

I think this one is particularly harsh actually. I preferred the 'Not Joan Rivers' one.

Rowley wrote:Going to some place just outside Newbury for a couple of days, Marco Pierre White has a gastropub down there, we're staying there.

The Yew Tree and I expect I know the place you're staying. If you are in the rooms off the main building rest assured when you're having a radox Bath I was probably in there not so long ago.

Bet the Yew Tree is considering a change of name.

Lovely part of the world by the way. Grew up in and around Andover. Still miss the place dearly.

It is not called the Yew Tree, is the Carnarvon Arms. Tina that is not an invite to be a stalkerish little w*nker.

All we need to do is phone up the Carnavorn Arms and ask if they have anyone staying with them who shares a name with an infamous mass murderer.