The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Phucking Phirst.

Nice badge by the way.

Morning Tino, that is a brutal schedule, if you are not careful the kids will forget who you are and you will miss all their formative years...

Hope the lolling is helping in the tricky time for you and yours mate.

Winter has kicked in here almost put the heating on last night, but then I remebered I was a man of the north, and went the pub to use their heating instead.

Dang just seen the badge, can always rely on Adam for the ego pep in the morning...

Cheers...

rick_dagless wrote:Dang just seen the badge, can always rely on Adam for the ego pep in the morning...

Cheers...

A bit harsh, I thought. But relatively amusing in some sort of post ironic sort of fashion.

Tino wrote:A bit harsh, I thought. But relatively amusing in some sort of post ironic sort of fashion.

And in the colours of Northwich Victoria FC, which I am sure he knew...

Every cloud and all that.

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:A bit harsh, I thought. But relatively amusing in some sort of post ironic sort of fashion.

And in the colours of Northwich Victoria FC, which I am sure he knew...

Every cloud and all that.

Speaking of the Vics, did you see that FC United of Manchester are using part of the old Drill Field stand in the construction of their own new stadium?

Not sure if that is good or bad? You're a Northwich boy, thoughts?

Tino wrote:Not sure if that is good or bad? You're a Northwich boy, thoughts?

No issue at all with that, no love for Man U but they tried to help Vics in the bad time, and then the break off club FC Utd of Manchester used to train at Vics new ground at Wincham which again brought funds to the club.

So no problem with that at all.

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:Not sure if that is good or bad? You're a Northwich boy, thoughts?

No issue at all with that, no love for Man U but they tried to help Vics in the bad time, and then the break off club FC Utd of Manchester used to train at Vics new ground at Wincham which again brought funds to the club.

So no problem with that at all.

If it's good enough for you, it's good enough for me (there is a lyric there for someone to use).

Spreading the footballing love Tino.

Used to love a bit of Dodgy...

Dodgy were..... Dodgy.

Heard Noel Gallagher's new song last night and then again this morning. Thought it was guff last night but it sounded alright this morning.

Also watched Johnny Marr on BBC iplayer at Maida Vale last night. That chap is a serious guitarist.

Morning bastards.

It's started...

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/11/19/mediterranean-recluse-spider-bite-eats-hole-dutch-womans-ear-pictures_n_4302354.html

Union Cane wrote:Morning bastards.

It's started...

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/11/19/mediterranean-recluse-spider-bite-eats-hole-dutch-womans-ear-pictures_n_4302354.html

Great find, Cane.

How did you feel waking up as part of the 5 digit club this morning? Spring in your step?

Well, goodbye all Dutch people, it was nice knowing you.

Missus was quite high up in HuffPo / AOL. A lot of woofties working there but some seriously fit women as well. One came over for sunday lunch once and I couldn't take my eyes off her.

rick_dagless wrote:Well, goodbye all Dutch people, it was nice knowing you.

I see their wendyball team got a right good thumping from a cheapo supermarket last night as well.

Bad time to be Dutch.

Tino wrote:Bad time to be Dutch.

They are probably all high and watching porn so not too bothered...

I heard once that the Dutch language was one of the only other language barring English to have sarcasm innately built in to it (I will leave Union to verify) Gotta love a bit of the Dutch, be a shame when the spider apocalypse arrives.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:How did you feel waking up as part of the 5 digit club this morning?  Spring in your step?

Indeed, I positively sprang out of my pit this morning. Had a dream about a new electric shaver, was momentarily confused to find three days growth when I woke up.

Morning All

Morning Jeff.

You alright?

I'm alright Tina, TSMR is returning to chipper health so no cause for complaint. How are things in the Stockbroker belt?

Rowley wrote:How are things in the Stockbroker belt?

No idea, I don't live there.

London is overcast but dry. Full of t*ssers as usual.

I had a dream I was married to the missus's cousin, who was a boy (we didn't do anything gay in the dream or owt) but then turned into the girl I know. She returned my items of value which was a bag containing some scrabble pieces, £25 and 95 euros. I then had a fight at a pub.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

London is overcast but dry.  Full of t*ssers as usual.

I am there on Thursday, not looking forward to it.

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

London is overcast but dry.  Full of t*ssers as usual.

I am there on Thursday, not looking forward to it.

Give me a ring if you get confused by any traffic lights or moving cars.

I'll nip out and help.

seanmichaels wrote:I had a dream I was married to the missus's cousin, who was a boy (we didn't do anything gay in the dream or owt) but then turned into the girl I know. She returned my items of value which was a bag containing some scrabble pieces, £25 and 95 euros. I then had a fight at a pub.

I put this into a dream analysis site on t'internet and it confirmed that you are definitely gay.

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

London is overcast but dry.  Full of t*ssers as usual.

I am there on Thursday, not looking forward to it.

You can't go Jeff, they are already full!

Not really.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:I had a dream I was married to the missus's cousin, who was a boy (we didn't do anything gay in the dream or owt) but then turned into the girl I know. She returned my items of value which was a bag containing some scrabble pieces, £25 and 95 euros. I then had a fight at a pub.

I put this into a dream analysis site on t'internet and it confirmed that you are definitely gay.

There isn't such a site.

I was thinking about you this morning. Reckon you could be the bloke married to Tess Daly. Forgotten his name. But then i remembered you were quite chubby.

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:I had a dream I was married to the missus's cousin, who was a boy (we didn't do anything gay in the dream or owt) but then turned into the girl I know. She returned my items of value which was a bag containing some scrabble pieces, £25 and 95 euros. I then had a fight at a pub.

I put this into a dream analysis site on t'internet and it confirmed that you are definitely gay.

There isn't such a site.

I was thinking about you this morning. Reckon you could be the bloke married to Tess Daly. Forgotten his name. But then i remembered you were quite chubby.

You're right, there isn't.

Vernon? He is from Bolton. And about 6 foot 3. I am not from Bolton or that tall.

I'm not chubby either.

That's cute that you were thinking of me though. I can't say I have ever thought about you when I'm not on 606. Maybe I'll try.

http://www.yourdreaminterpretation.com/gay-dreams/

rick_dagless wrote:http://www.yourdreaminterpretation.com/gay-dreams/

How have you got access to Seans internet favourites?

Tino wrote:How have you got access to Seans internet favourites?

DAVE667 gave them me as he works for the filth, sean has been on the watch list for a while

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
That's cute that you were thinking of me though.  I can't say I have ever thought about you when I'm not on 606.  Maybe I'll try.

Cute? I was on the ipad and something about the north west came up.

Speaking of the north west, I quite liked that series the Driver.

Has anyone seen that story about 50ft crab in Whitstable? That's a proper phucking Antropond.

seanmichaels wrote:I had a dream I was married to the missus's cousin, who was a boy (we didn't do anything gay in the dream or owt) but then turned into the girl I know. She returned my items of value which was a bag containing some scrabble pieces, £25 and 95 euros. I then had a fight at a pub.

Marriage : To dream of a marriage signifies commitment, harmony or transitions. You are undergoing an important developmental phase in your life. The dream may also represent the unification of formerly separate or opposite aspects of yourself. In particular, it is the union of masculine or feminine aspects of yourself. Consider the qualities and characteristics of the person that you are marrying. These are the qualities that you need to look at incorporating within yourself.

Cousin : To see a cousin in your dream represents something or some aspect of your character that is somewhat familiar. Perhaps you need to spend more time in cultivating and developing some emerging ability or character.

Boy : If you are an adult male and dream that you see or are a boy, then it suggests your playful, innocent, childlike nature. Alternatively, it can symbolize the immature aspects of yourself that still needs to grow. Your inner child may be trying to draw your attention to parts of yourself that you need to recognize and acknowledge.

Scrabble : To dream that you are playing with scrabble implies that you still need to piece together your thoughts and emotions. Consider the significance of the letters that you are using or the words that you are spelling.

Money : Dreaming about money refers to your attitudes about love and matters of the heart. It is a common symbol for sexuality and power. In particular, finding money indicates your quest for love or for power.

Fight : To dream that you are in a fight indicates inner turmoil. Some aspect of yourself is in conflict with another aspect of yourself. Perhaps an unresolved or unacknowledged part is fighting for its right to be heard. It may also parallel a fight or struggle that you are going through in your waking life.

Pub : To dream that you are in a pub represents your social interactions and how you relate to others. Sometimes you need to relax and let loose sometimes.

Definitely gay.

sean wrote:Has anyone seen that story about 50ft crab in Whitstable? That's a proper phucking Antropond.

Hmm, cthulhu will be up next, knew that spider eating the dutch was the start of it.

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
That's cute that you were thinking of me though.  I can't say I have ever thought about you when I'm not on 606.  Maybe I'll try.

Cute? I was on the ipad and something about the north west came up.

Looking for gay sex sites in the North West? We don't have that sort of thing up there.

We play rugby league and eat stew. It breeds real men like Ricky Hatton, Andy Farrell, Rick and myself.

Proper hard bastards.

Tino wrote:
Looking for gay sex sites in the North West? We don't have that sort of thing up there.

We play rugby league and eat stew. It breeds real men like Ricky Hatton, Andy Farrell, Rick and myself.

Proper hard bastards.

I once saw someone get thrown out of a pub for asking for lager top, and was told that they didn't serve cocktails....

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:
Looking for gay sex sites in the North West? We don't have that sort of thing up there.

We play rugby league and eat stew. It breeds real men like Ricky Hatton, Andy Farrell, Rick and myself.

Proper hard bastards.

I once saw someone get thrown out of a pub for asking for lager top, and was told that they didn't serve cocktails....

I once saw a landlord headbutt a patron for asking for a lager and lime.

I often saw people get knifed in the face for asking for a warm pint of bitter. (seriously, what is that down south?)

I once saw a guy get cold clocked for refusing to serve a pink drink to some guy. I learnt there and then that androgynous people phuck up

rick_dagless wrote:I often saw people get knifed in the face for asking for a warm pint of bitter. (seriously, what is that down south?)

I once saw a 7 year old girl from Sen Telens bite the nose clean off a southern mans face after he asked for the fat to be trimmed off his pork chop.

Tino wrote:I once saw a 7 year old girl from Sen Telens bite the nose clean off a southern mans face after he asked for the fat to be trimmed off his pork chop

I once saw a southern man strangled with his own entrails when he complained about the hair on some of his scratchings...

I once saw an elderly gentleman severed clean in two for requesting that his breakfast be served with "no black pudding please".

I once saw a waiter set a young southern girl on fire in the middle of a restaurant when she asked for her steak to be cooked well done.

I once saw a carvery assistance garrotte a man with his own pancreas in a Toby pub for asking for the heating to be turned up in November.

I once saw the light on the night that I passed by her window. I saw the flickering shadows of love on her blind.

She just stood there laughing.

I felt the knife in my hand and she laughed no more.

Adam D wrote:I once saw the light on the night that I passed by her window. I saw the flickering shadows of love on her blind.

She just stood there laughing.

I felt the knife in my hand and she laughed no more.

Why, why, why, Adam Davey?

She asked for some cream with her peaches.

I once witnessed a man being torn apart by a pride of lions after a passer-by overheard him mention that he didn't like brown sauce.

I once witnessed an elder tribesman get turkey flapped by a gin-lady of loose morals for crab fishing in a billabong without a license.
Should have seen the startled look on his face when he realised it was only Wednesday.