The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Phucking Phirst.

Raffy..

Fantastic news, Union.

Maybe Jeff can run a competition for names (cryptic clues and all) and you can offer the winning one for TIMC and your good self to ponder?

Raffy is also unisex

kingraf wrote:Raffy is also unisex

Bisexual, not quite the same thing.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Union Cane wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Union Cane wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Does no one other than me pay attention to things round here.

You should pay more attention to your Lea & Perrin's bottle.

You should pay more attention to TIMC.

I do do, hence how she has ended up in the condition she is.

When is it due?  Is it her first?

Haven't we already had this news? Doesn't Tino pay attention to anything round here?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Union Cane wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Union Cane wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Does no one other than me pay attention to things round here.

You should pay more attention to your Lea & Perrin's bottle.

You should pay more attention to TIMC.

I do do, hence how she has ended up in the condition she is.

When is it due?  Is it her first?

Haven't we already had this news? Doesn't Tino pay attention to anything round here?

I knew she was pregnant, just didn't know the due date or whether it was her first.

Don't push me, Jules.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Union Cane wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Union Cane wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Does no one other than me pay attention to things round here.

You should pay more attention to your Lea & Perrin's bottle.

You should pay more attention to TIMC.

I do do, hence how she has ended up in the condition she is.

When is it due?  Is it her first?

Haven't we already had this news? Doesn't Tino pay attention to anything round here?

I knew she was pregnant, just didn't know the due date or whether it was her first.

Don't push me, Jules.

Due mid-February, and yes it is her first. Don't you pay attention to anything round here?

Union Cane wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Union Cane wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Union Cane wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Does no one other than me pay attention to things round here.

You should pay more attention to your Lea & Perrin's bottle.

You should pay more attention to TIMC.

I do do, hence how she has ended up in the condition she is.

When is it due?  Is it her first?

Haven't we already had this news? Doesn't Tino pay attention to anything round here?

I knew she was pregnant, just didn't know the due date or whether it was her first.

Don't push me, Jules.

Due mid-February, and yes it is her first. Don't you pay attention to anything round here?

Don't push me, Cane.

Union Cane wrote:

Choosing a name is proving difficult, any ideas?

Sugar?

seanmichaels wrote:

Union Cane wrote:

Choosing a name is proving difficult, any ideas?

Sugar?

Yes, darling?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Union Cane wrote:

Choosing a name is proving difficult, any ideas?

Sugar?

Yes, darling?

Grab us another beer out the fridge.

seanmichaels wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Union Cane wrote:

Choosing a name is proving difficult, any ideas?

Sugar?

Yes, darling?

Grab us another beer out the fridge.

I don't think all this drinking is doing you any good. Am I going to have to withhold sex again?

Ignoring the creepy homoerotic undertones between the octogenarian and the guy with only 7/8ths of his leg, I think you should really consider Raffy. It's wonderfully versatile. Raffaella for a girl. Rafael for a guy, Raphael for a potential renaissance man/ninja turtle. I've got a little newborn cousin named Rafael and he is the prettiest baby in all of Madrid*. You definitely can't fail with Raffy.

*Judging by well lit, filtered pictures.

The Loaded Dog wrote:

Rowley wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:He doesn't need a caddy. He prefers to jet ski between holes with his pals.

Raf doesn't use a caddy. He is that good he only needs one club, and such is his brilliance the other golfists usually carry him round the course on their shoulders.

...his initials modified so as to resemble a stylised silver lightning bolt motif.

Just caught this. Actually like this as a motif. Tend to buy Roots of Fight shirts for gymwear, but I definitely think personalised is the way of the future. Might look into that.

Hi Raf,

I thought it might suit you. I was kind of joking in a way but also being serious because I had a feeling it would suit your personality. Think of some symbolic motif which encapsulates your name or initials (blur the lines a little but keep is simple so it can be mass-produced easily) and let the "KR" identity be known! (Orange and silver definitely)

and no, I'm not Edward Gough Whitlam AC, QC.

Funny enough, I don't really wear bright colours as a rule. Except pink, which I totally Dominate. I'll have a look though. A mate of mine claims he has started a t-shirt company. I'll ask him to give me a rough design.

Funny enough, though, I've been looking to get a new coat of paint for my car, in Silver and Orange. Probably early next year, as it's slightly pricey to get good coat, and more importantly, is a bit of an admin nightmare as you then have to go to the Motor vehicle department to give notice of a change of vehicle colour, which takes about six hours.

Morning all. No golf talk today, you've been warned.

Morning Jeff. How's it hangin'?

Rowley wrote:Morning all. No golf talk today, you've been warned.

Morning Jeff.

I concur with this sentiment.

If anyone starts with the golf talk, I will ban the lot of you.

Small and to the left LD, same as always.

Mines massive and it ain't made of plastic.

Funny enough, I was about to suggest the same thing.

Mine tends to wander down unused mines looking for plastic explosives. There's usually a fair bit of panting and saliva drooling involved.

So what were our predictions for the sentencing again? Think I had 5-7 years.
If he gets some massively reduced sentence or probation with community service I'll be severely disappointed for the victim's family and the SA legal system.

To be fair - I rarely start the golf talk.

Catch the cricket LD? SA looking in prime form to choke it away again in a few months.

Anthropond update.

Had a false widow in my porch last night. Decided to leave it be but I couldn't relax. Ultimately its short life came to at the behest of a brown suede brogue propelled at high velocity from short range..

kingraf wrote:Ignoring the creepy homoerotic undertones

kingraf wrote:I don't really wear bright colours as a rule. Except pink, which I totally Dominate

Morning all. I'm not the last remnants of Hurricane Gonzalo.

kingraf wrote:To be fair - I rarely start the golf talk.

Catch the cricket LD? SA looking in prime form to choke it away again in a few months.

Saw a glimpse of it today but I didn't know the score. I had tipped NZ in the 1st game though.

Anthropod?

I had 8-12 with five suspended.

That reporter Cathy Mohlahlana has a cute face.
I'm a big fan of sleepy looking eyes. She has a sweet voice too.

She's alright, I see better on an average night out on a Saturday night.

kingraf wrote:Anthropod?

Yes, spiders are Anthroponds

Yeah, I can imagine.

We're getting quite a bit of eNCA TV here. I think someone forgot to switch off the feed the other day. Got all the detailed weather reports and local news as well.

Surely if Anthropology is the study of humans and early civilisations, there's no way spiders are anthropods?

5 Year suspended....

They must have been lurking around in early human civilisations though.

When Tino gets back on here he's going to have a fit.

Anthropoids. Arthropods. Google them.

JuliusHMarx wrote:When Tino gets back on here he's going to have a fit.

Anthropoids. Arthropods. Google them.

Well if he does have a fit it is less likely to be down to being bitten by a false widow following my actions last night. Absolutely definitely was one having looked at the interweb this morning. More concerned about Ray and Claude than myself. I expect a bite could cause them some damage.

Turns out Union Cane was really Oscar dela Renta, 82, fashion designer.

I'd love to have part time work in a museum. How would that be a punishment?

kingraf wrote:Turns out Union Cane was really Oscar dela Renta, 82, fashion designer.

Now he's the Renta ghost.

Very good Julius.

Was Gerrie Nel doing a crossword puzzle there or is he addicted to Sudoku?

kingraf wrote:Just caught this. Actually like this as a motif. Tend to buy Roots of Fight shirts for gymwear, but I definitely think personalised is the way of the future. Might look into that.

I bought my first set of **** clubs purely because the maker's initials matched my own. I've kept all the head covers and the bag as they are emblazoned with my initials, which is like dead cool, man.

Union Cane wrote:

kingraf wrote:Just caught this. Actually like this as a motif. Tend to buy Roots of Fight shirts for gymwear, but I definitely think personalised is the way of the future. Might look into that.

I bought my first set of **** clubs purely because the maker's initials matched my own. I've kept all the head covers and the bag as they are emblazoned with my initials, which is like dead cool, man.

I always buy Slazenger tennis gear because my real name is Slazenger.

That's as good a reason as any. I bought my first set as they were the only left handed clubs I could could find. Stuck with the brand ever since.

This conversation is straying very close to the topic which can not be spoken...

Should I steer things back towards Arnthronopoids?

Geez, our justice system is crocked. No wonder 50 South Africans die a day. All this talk of rehabilitation.

five years. None suspended.

3 years suspended on Firearms