The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Raf wrote:Newcastle not being relegated, ey?

Черная вдова Японии взимается в связи со смертью 4 мужем
A Japanese black widow is to be charged with the death of her 4th husband.

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JuliusHMarx wrote:

Don't worry Tino. Mrs W. is not Jeff, and you won't run into her in Rome - we're in Paris.

I bet you are, you horny old devil.

Mrs Windows likes Paris. She is fluent in French, as most Canadians are, but has the added benefit of not actually being French.

Are you going for a last tango in Paris?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Don't worry Tino. Mrs W. is not Jeff, and you won't run into her in Rome - we're in Paris.

I bet you are, you horny old devil.  

Mrs Windows likes Paris.  She is fluent in French, as most Canadians are, but has the added benefit of not actually being French.

Are you going for a last tango in Paris?

No - I'm kinky, but I'm not that kinky.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Don't worry Tino. Mrs W. is not Jeff, and you won't run into her in Rome - we're in Paris.

I bet you are, you horny old devil.  

Mrs Windows likes Paris.  She is fluent in French, as most Canadians are, but has the added benefit of not actually being French.

Are you going for a last tango in Paris?

No - I'm kinky, but I'm not that kinky.

Butter wouldn't melt...

Union Cane wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Don't worry Tino. Mrs W. is not Jeff, and you won't run into her in Rome - we're in Paris.

I bet you are, you horny old devil.  

Mrs Windows likes Paris.  She is fluent in French, as most Canadians are, but has the added benefit of not actually being French.

Are you going for a last tango in Paris?

No - I'm kinky, but I'm not that kinky.

Butter wouldn't melt...

Just go in dry. She won't mind.

Rowley wrote:Thanks Jules, it really does mean a lot. I am departing shortly for a day in London, feel free to make up the usual jokes about me getting confused by buses, electricity or buildings over three stories high, if you can all be bothered, obviously.

Would have but 2 policepersons rode past my flat on horses yesterday. Phucking horses! They're lucky that it was too cold for me to open the window and shout abuse.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Just go in dry.  She won't mind.

I will not have her tunnel bandied around this office ...willy-nilly.

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Just go in dry.  She won't mind.

I will not have her tunnel bandied around this office ...willy-nilly.

Get out. Go on, get out.

.:

Also Jeff

To help keep you on the straight and narrow

http://usvsth3m.com/post/65623530326/18-things-only-northerners-living-down-south-will

I love the one about girls not wearing coats when they go out. So true of my stag experience in Newcastle.

rick_dagless wrote:
Also Jeff

To help keep you on the straight and narrow

http://usvsth3m.com/post/65623530326/18-things-only-northerners-living-down-south-will

Fantastic, and very true.

I took the test and I'm 100% Northern, so that is a relief.

Union wrote:I took the test and I'm 100% Northern, so that is a relief.

Me too, I reckon Jeff is in danger of falling below 80, and Tino is in the low 20's by now

sean wrote:I love the one about girls not wearing coats when they go out. So true of my stag experience in Newcastle.

true story

Geordie thermometer:

I'm 50% northern.

More than Tino then Jules

34% Norvern myself. Had to answer hoestly and I have no idea what Pie Barm is.

They do sell gravy in my local chippy, so I presume other people must buy it, but I always get the strangest looks when I order a pot.

They don't do chips & cheese though.

The question about what I drink threw me. Suspect if they'd had Pepsi Max as an option I'd have lost a few %.

seanmichaels wrote:I have no idea what Pie Barm is.

Pie in a barm cake.

rick_dagless wrote:

Me too, I reckon Jeff is in danger of falling below 80, and Tino is in the low 20's by now

F*cking hell, I'm down at 68% now. It was the coat in the cold that let me down. I'm going to burn the lot of them. I'm embarrassed.

Quite fancy pie barm cheesy chips & gravy for me dinner now.

what the phuck is a barm cake?

i love chips and gravy but prefer chips and curry sauce from the chip shop. i suspect if you asked for scraps you'd get a funny look down here. only ever had them as a kid up north.

seanmichaels wrote:what the phuck is a barm cake?

It's a bun/bap/roll, basically. Traditional in the North West.

Just stick some saturated fat in it and eat it. Lovely.

0%

B0ll0cks test. In the morning I walk along aff river in the dark to get to the station and there are horses in my street. How much more northern can you get?

that looks 'king minging. that's just eaten norvern for norvern's sake. no excuse for it

My needle was headed up towards Scotland at first but then dropped south - right down to northern England at the end.
Apparently I'm 75% northern.

seanmichaels wrote:that looks 'king minging.

Agreed mate, needs cheese & gravy.

Galted wrote:0%

B0ll0cks test. In the morning I walk along aff river in the dark to get to the station and there are horses in my street. How much more northern can you get?

Galted, horse drawn carriages don't count.

Disappointing thread split.

That is all

Feel free to do some creative editing, Chief.
Or just pick a random post and make the switch. No one will notice.

92% Northern. I lost 8% because I typed in that Northerners are soft southern sh1tes.

Adam D wrote:Disappointing thread split.

That is all

You can have one of mine if you like, I'm excellent at thread openers.

Может быть, что-то с участием волосатая вагина galtova -х годов?

Afraid I can't use other alphabets on my phone so will have to translate at home but it does look like something about Galtova hairy gash. If that's the case Julius can probably tell you more than I can, as long as it's in Ingerlish.

seanmichaels wrote:Может быть, что-то с участием волосатая вагина galtova -х годов?

как кровавый вы смеете!!!

Hi.
I just need to get off the devil's number.

I'm pretty much flooded outside. Approaching 200mm of rain in 10 days.

Sleep well everyone... whilst I think about hiring a pump.

Galted should get down on his knees and suck your balls, LD.  Your latest post saved him the indignity of smashing the previous record for someone michaelsing the culture cup.

superflyweight wrote:Galted should get down on his knees and suck your balls, LD.  Your latest post saved him the indignity of smashing the previous record for someone michaelsing the culture cup.

Galtova maybe... (with all due respect).... but Galted? Scary thought. I think I am homophobic (in a natural kind of way) after all! Phew...

We all need to help each other if michaelisation occurs. It happens to the best of us too, sean. You are not alone.

Did you translate the revised OP? Does it make any sense?

Black Widow Japan will be charged in connection with the death of her husband 4

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Hopefully not. I was totally embarrassed with my 991st post so had to quickly change it to something else... anything.
I'll be more careful next time.

It looks pretty though, LD.  Something to be proud of!

It seems appropriate that I should michaels the thread after michaelsing up the quote function earlier.

I don't mind sucking your balls LD, I'll do anything to keep the mods sweet.

I'm too ticklish for that, mate.
Unless you look Asian and undergo some enhancement surgery, remove your (deep) voice box, wear a long silky haired black wig, etc.

Phuck this rain! This is getting ridiculous now...

Well the weather bomb is a bit rubbish over here, plus I may pop over to the grind my gears thread to complain about the phrase "weather bomb" or I may just whinge about it here...

Who the phuck first made "weather bomb" a thing, bet it was the beatch Wincey Willis

Phucking fist (da (weather) bomb)

Morning rick,

Annoying phrase.

We are copping a bit of a battering ourselves; the only difference must be the warm tropical air. Some nasty, blustery gales too.
We have been carpet-pisssed for nearly 2 weeks now. I'm now starting to worry about the dams overflowing.

TLD wrote:I'm now starting to worry about the dams overflowing.

You possibly need Raf and friends down there on Jet Ski's with buckets TLD

Morning

Wouldn't the jet skis only create more surface ripples, rick?

The bucket idea sounds great though. But they'd have to be careful where they tip the water.

That's also a good idea to vent your annoyance on the grind my gears thread. I don't think it has been mentioned yet.

rick_dagless wrote:Well the weather bomb is a bit rubbish over here, plus I may pop over to the grind my gears thread to complain about the phrase "weather bomb" or I may just whinge about it here...

Who the phuck first made "weather bomb" a thing, bet it was the beatch Wincey Willis

Phucking fist (da (weather)  bomb)

Weather bomb, weather bomb, you're my weather bomb

Morning Jules

You being rained on by wet shrapnel?

I want Candy.

rick_dagless wrote:Morning Jules

You being rained on by wet shrapnel?

Not that wet yet, just windy.

What's with the Bow Wow Wow reference TLD? Is it because you're a dog, Dog?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Morning Jules

You being rained on by wet shrapnel?

Not that wet yet, just windy.

What's with the Bow Wow Wow reference TLD? Is it because you're a dog, Dog?

It was just an obscure early 80s quote to acknowledge your presence, Julius. Good Morning by the way.

What was her name?
Yeah, she was a tiny thing with not much on. Sort of a cross between a chihuahua and a juvenile forest rat... with a pigtail.
Some unusual bridges in that song, don't you think?

Anabella Lu Win. Quite cute in a punk sort of way.

Strange bridges? If you say so. I'm no musician.