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The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy
kingraf wrote:I watched it. It buffered every five seconds due to the awful Internet reception on the farm... I can't decide whether that made it better or worse like. Was awful nonetheless
Wrong thread.
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I'm talking about your garbage video. Was the sax a Bakermaat sample?
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kingraf wrote:I'm talking about your garbage video. Was the sax a Bakermaat sample?
Ill look it up cheers, you bastard
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I've not found it but thanks for introducing me to this stuff, its fantastic
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Bakermaat aren't (isn't?) very good. Most of their songs just have a sax in them. I think it's Nu Jazz.
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You're welcome, Shah, I suppose. I don't really listen to them, more of a Daft Punk guy.
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Said Shah after his first ketamine experienceShahenshahG wrote:I've not found it but thanks for introducing me to this stuff, its fantastic
What the F**K is going o here? I'm trying to write something hilarious/offensive about bacon sandwiches and the f*cking edit facility just comes up with some stupid sh!t about "cultural references". It's times like this that I side with Shah and his assertion that the lot of you should be exterminated like diseased vermin
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kingraf wrote:Bakermaat aren't (isn't?) very good. Most of their songs just have a sax in them. I think it's Nu Jazz.
Easy listening while working, its pretty relaxing actually. Your death sentence is commuted.
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ShahenshahG wrote:kingraf wrote:Bakermaat aren't (isn't?) very good. Most of their songs just have a sax in them. I think it's Nu Jazz.
Easy listening while hacking someones head off, its pretty relaxing actually. Your death sentence is commuted.
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Cheers Shah, I worried you'd want to kill me ever since I revealed I was part Jewish.
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DAVE667 wrote:Said Shah after his first ketamine experienceShahenshahG wrote:I've not found it but thanks for introducing me to this stuff, its fantastic
First thing I said after that was, oh my god you're beautiful, and let my wife out of her cage.
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kingraf wrote:Cheers Shah, I worried you'd want to kill me ever since I revealed I was part Jewish.
*eye twitches* I shall stick to my word
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ShahenshahG wrote:kingraf wrote:I watched it. It buffered every five seconds due to the awful Internet reception on the farm... I can't decide whether that made it better or worse like. Was awful nonetheless
Wrong thread.
^ This will be the thread split post I think. There's a pleasing irony there.
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JuliusHMarx wrote:ShahenshahG wrote:kingraf wrote:I watched it. It buffered every five seconds due to the awful Internet reception on the farm... I can't decide whether that made it better or worse like. Was awful nonetheless
Wrong thread.
^ This will be the thread split post I think. There's a pleasing irony there.
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It's sore but generally pain free as long as I don't move my arm too much or too quickly. Doctor said 6-8 weeks to heal fully.
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JuliusHMarx wrote:It's sore but generally pain free as long as I don't move my arm too much or too quickly. Doctor said 6-8 weeks to heal fully.
Good excuse not to lift a finger tomorrow then.
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Might curtail a few activities............JuliusHMarx wrote:It's sore but generally pain free as long as I don't move my arm too much or too quickly. Doctor said 6-8 weeks to heal fully.
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If you're still there Tino, I just want to say that it'll be lonely this Christmas, without you to hold...it'll be lonely this Christmas, lonely and cold. It'll be cold, so cold, without you to hold this Christmas.
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Crappy start to Christmas Eve, Galtova's made me stop playing Christmas With Boney M so she can practise the clarinet. The cat's gone into hiding.
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Galted, did you know that Mary's Boy Child, Jesus Christ, was born on Christmas Day?
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Aaah, Jesus Christ was born on Christmas Day, it makes sense.
I'm brilliant at noticing these things.
I'm brilliant at noticing these things.
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May I just add....
Ahhahahahahahahhahahah for no reason that I can discern.
Ahhahahahahahahhahahah for no reason that I can discern.
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kingraf wrote:Bog off Shah
Merry Christmas to you too sunshine. What's the matter ...I am am an agony aunt of sorts.
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Stop stuttering shah. He's pee'd off the cricket was rained out and there are not partial refunds.
Had a weird experience driving home in the wee hours the other night. Not a car on the road but only a seagull (20km inland) flying very low in front of my windscreen for about 100m. I was looking straight at its feet (landing gear retracted) and had a view right up its clacker... which was distracting to say the least. I honestly don't think it noticed me. I was in its blind spot. It was travelling at about 50-60 km/h too.
Had a weird experience driving home in the wee hours the other night. Not a car on the road but only a seagull (20km inland) flying very low in front of my windscreen for about 100m. I was looking straight at its feet (landing gear retracted) and had a view right up its clacker... which was distracting to say the least. I honestly don't think it noticed me. I was in its blind spot. It was travelling at about 50-60 km/h too.
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Yes it was an annoying day's cricket, LD. The weather hasn't been great here, and it's ruined my plans, for the most part. Lots of rain/cloudy weather about, and the girls don't come out when it's rainy/cloudy. As an aside,at your suggestion I've booked a day's open water Jetskiing on the 30th with a mate. Hopefully the sun comes out with the girls, and the sharks stay away.
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The Loaded Dog wrote: Not a car on the road but only a seagull (20km inland) flying very low
You don't want Tino seeing that LD, he'll hurt you. Real bad.
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kingraf wrote:Yes it was an annoying day's cricket, LD. The weather hasn't been great here, and it's ruined my plans, for the most part. Lots of rain/cloudy weather about, and the girls don't come out when it's rainy/cloudy. As an aside,at your suggestion I've booked a day's open water Jetskiing on the 30th with a mate. Hopefully the sun comes out with the girls, and the sharks stay away.
Oh great!
Remember to go full throttle up the face of the waves... and legs outstretched sideways (a la pommel horse) if you see a big smiling fish coming towards you. (It's probably only trying to be friendly)
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That doesn't sound like sound advice. Maybe I'll just ride away?
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Or you can simply cancel the booking.
How about windsurfing or paddle boarding (the latest "thing") instead?
How about windsurfing or paddle boarding (the latest "thing") instead?
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Windsurfing always sounds dangerous to me. By admission though, I've never tried it. Paddle boarding looks to have all the Alpha male credits of a pedicure.
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It's a form of transportation for some.
Off to the beach now too. Great day for it.
I'll need to keep an eye out for sharks too but they tend to prefer tourist types.
Off to the beach now too. Great day for it.
I'll need to keep an eye out for sharks too but they tend to prefer tourist types.
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That's because tourist types generally have no idea of how far off they are. Generally speaking - two. types die at the sea: locals who overrate their actual nautical abilities, and tourists who simply don't know where they are. Although I suppose people who find out a little late in the game that they can't swim are a third type. It's amazing how many people who can't swim nearly drown at the sea in SA... I can't walk a tightrope, so I don't pick the tallest set of buildings to gauge how good I am.
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I was only pulling your leg about the tourist thing, raf.
True what you say though... plus there's the 3rd type of course. The In-betweeners.
Anyway, I better make a move before the last wicket falls and the tide starts to turn.
Slip, slop, slap, slurp... then sleep later on this evening.
True what you say though... plus there's the 3rd type of course. The In-betweeners.
Anyway, I better make a move before the last wicket falls and the tide starts to turn.
Slip, slop, slap, slurp... then sleep later on this evening.
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Took it as such mate. I do fully expect to get a little further off than I expect though. I do get carried away on the waters.
Three wickets for some gum and a cigarette. That Indian team lower order is pants
Three wickets for some gum and a cigarette. That Indian team lower order is pants
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Seasons greetings all, hope you have had a good old time...
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kingraf wrote:Windsurfing always sounds dangerous to me. By admission though, I've never tried it. Paddle boarding looks to have all the Alpha male credits of a pedicure.
Or 'Action' Netball.
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Morning Union, did you enjoy the visit of the fat bearded capitalist swine?
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rick_dagless wrote:Morning Union, did you enjoy the visit of the fat bearded capitalist swine?
What's Rowley done to deserve that? Though I must admit that I'm not certain capitalist and yorkshireman is interchangeable
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Damn your eyes, shah. I was all set for a Santa = Jeff post.
Morning all - flying visit for me today as not back in work until tomorrow, but my daughter is watching her third episode of Team Umi Zoomi and I'm trying to ward off feelings of homicidal rage.
Morning all - flying visit for me today as not back in work until tomorrow, but my daughter is watching her third episode of Team Umi Zoomi and I'm trying to ward off feelings of homicidal rage.
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Moaning all.
Any of you guys snowed in?
I saw something on the news yesterday... but that might have been out in the West country?
Any of you guys snowed in?
I saw something on the news yesterday... but that might have been out in the West country?
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I'm not snowed in because the storage shed provides a shield from the snow. But I can't step two steps further because the neighbours are writhing on the floor having been conquered by half a mm frost. Up north they are a hardier bunch so have the same problems with two inches but I guess given Rowley has been Santa over the weekend we should stop talking about his willy.
Morning my dear friends
Morning my dear friends
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Morning Shah how was the celebration of whatever it is that you celebrate? All good i hope?
Morning super What on earth is Team Umi Zoomi? Sounds horrific
Morning TLD, shorts and t-shirt weather here today...
Morning super What on earth is Team Umi Zoomi? Sounds horrific
Morning TLD, shorts and t-shirt weather here today...
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rick_dagless wrote:Morning Shah how was the celebration of whatever it is that you celebrate? All good i hope?
Morning super What on earth is Team Umi Zoomi? Sounds horrific
Morning TLD, shorts and t-shirt weather here today...
Just got a little high and ate alot of roasted lamb and potatoes it's becoming a tradition. Gentle days with my feet up. What about your hols rick? Anyone get you a dag?
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Sounds like a good old time Shah I ended up with Chilli for christmas lunch which was odd but pretty tasty Alas I am still Dagless, which is probably for the best as I was in no state to be responsible for one for the majority of the period to be honest
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rick_dagless wrote:Morning Shah how was the celebration of whatever it is that you celebrate? All good i hope?
Morning super What on earth is Team Umi Zoomi? Sounds horrific
Morning TLD, shorts and t-shirt weather here today...
Good to hear, rick.
Had a great day at Elouera today. The beach was packed. Lots of kiddies shrieking around the place.
The water was a perfect temp, nice rolling waves... and the odd chopper hovering 1/2 km out to sea made me feel very safe indeed.
This young kid was mucking around with a boogie board on the sand dune near where I was listening to the cricket (and using my peripheral vision to check out the babes nearby) but I let him flick sand on me I was feeling that good.
However, despite my rinse off at the beach and another shower when I got home I still have the odd grain of sand on the scrotum. That goes with the turf I guess. I feel half Koori now as well... a proper tar-brush as the ex used to call me.
(Just found more sand on my back... how the phuck is that still there? Thought I had eczema for a moment there... phew!)
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Sand under the foreskin is a mare TLD, and in the shoes, which gets royally on my knackers...
Not sure screaming kids on a beach would be good for the Christmas eve induced lack of sleep though.
Not sure screaming kids on a beach would be good for the Christmas eve induced lack of sleep though.
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