Hagler-Hearns: 8 Minutes In Hell

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This is sublime - enjoy!

http://fromthevault.hbo.com/haglerhearns#home

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

milkyboy wrote:

88Chris05 wrote:

milkyboy wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Hammersmith harrier wrote:Coxy; do you make every bird your with 'feel unique'?

I'm sure every one of them feels like it's Christmas morning

They all wear red and have white beards ??

They've had too much to drink the night before??

They all went to bed full of anticipation and awoke to disappointment?

Coxy actually did have to break in via the chimney to get in their beds?

... And showered them with special presents

Within minutes there were tears, tantrums and screaming followed by a smack.

And bestiality content was thereafter banned in the coxy household.

He tried to get his money back on boxing day claiming he'd been sold damaged goods?

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

milkyboy wrote:

88Chris05 wrote:

milkyboy wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Hammersmith harrier wrote:Coxy; do you make every bird your with 'feel unique'?

I'm sure every one of them feels like it's Christmas morning

They all wear red and have white beards ??

They've had too much to drink the night before??

They all went to bed full of anticipation and awoke to disappointment?

Coxy actually did have to break in via the chimney to get in their beds?

... And showered them with special presents

Within minutes there were tears, tantrums and screaming followed by a smack.

And bestiality content was thereafter banned in the coxy household.

He tried to get his money back on boxing day claiming he'd been sold damaged goods?

It went awry when they apologized to the goat then locked him in the pen.

Woke up, took one look and thought "Balls to this, I'm off to the pub"

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

milkyboy wrote:

88Chris05 wrote:

milkyboy wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Hammersmith harrier wrote:Coxy; do you make every bird your with 'feel unique'?

I'm sure every one of them feels like it's Christmas morning

They all wear red and have white beards ??

They've had too much to drink the night before??

They all went to bed full of anticipation and awoke to disappointment?

Coxy actually did have to break in via the chimney to get in their beds?

... And showered them with special presents

Within minutes there were tears, tantrums and screaming followed by a smack.

And bestiality content was thereafter banned in the coxy household.

He tried to get his money back on boxing day claiming he'd been sold damaged goods?

It went awry when they apologized to the goat then locked him in the pen.

The goat said "I'm glad you fools finally realise I'm the goat. Now get me out of the pen. I already served my time and I have a fight with manny alpaca o."

Not sure how we got on to goats, but there y'go.

Coxy001 wrote:Not sure how we got on to goats, but there y'go.

If that was your excuse no wonder the missus reacted as she did

ShahenshahG wrote:

Coxy001 wrote:Not sure how we got on to goats, but there y'go.

If that was your excuse no wonder the missus reacted as she did

Have beyond lost me Shah as to what on earth you lot are on about.

Coxy001 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Coxy001 wrote:Not sure how we got on to goats, but there y'go.

If that was your excuse no wonder the missus reacted as she did

Have beyond lost me Shah as to what on earth you lot are on about.

Sex ...but I don't suppose that will clarify anything for you.

ShahenshahG wrote:

Coxy001 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Coxy001 wrote:Not sure how we got on to goats, but there y'go.

If that was your excuse no wonder the missus reacted as she did

Have beyond lost me Shah as to what on earth you lot are on about.

Sex ...but I don't suppose that will clarify anything for you.

I was referring to how we got to "compare boxing fights/fighters to your sex life" to goats inside an hour.

Coxy001 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Coxy001 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Coxy001 wrote:Not sure how we got on to goats, but there y'go.

If that was your excuse no wonder the missus reacted as she did

Have beyond lost me Shah as to what on earth you lot are on about.

Sex ...but I don't suppose that will clarify anything for you.

I was referring to how we got to "compare boxing fights/fighters to your sex life" to goats inside an hour.

Well we were talking about your sex life

Starting to become like Captain who wish this forum would remain more boxing related, as the banter is just rubbish and somewhat childish.

Coxy001 wrote:Starting to become like Captain who wish this forum would remain more boxing related, as the banter is just rubbish and somewhat childish.

Quite agree coxy.

oh by the way....

Coxy001 wrote:Not sure how we got on to goats, but there y'go.

The Freemasons handbook recommends using a stepladder and jumping on them unawares

Back on topic........................
There's an article on the BBC site also - not as good but worth a read anyway - here's the link:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/boxing/32278382

The following excert made me literally laugh out loud, drawing some strange looks at work:
"Hagler was a seething mass of injustice.

Before the fighters were introduced, Hagler stalked the ring, pounding his fists into his face. According to one wise guy in the press seats, "if the introductions had gone on for one more minute, Hagler would have stopped himself". "

Coxy001 wrote:Starting to become like Captain who wish this forum would remain more boxing related, as the banter is just rubbish and somewhat childish.

This thread certainly went in a weird direction.