The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Guest Fri 06 Nov 2015, 12:22 pm

First topic message reminder :

The Loaded Dog wrote:I haven't seen Altar of Plagues but my dentist reckons they're OK.

It's disappointing on so many levels, LD.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 26 Nov 2015, 10:39 am

seanmichaels wrote:Do they have weddings up north? I thought they just swapped livestock?

They do that east of the Pennines.

Jeff traded TSMR for 2 Herefords, a Belted Galloway and whippet coat.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 26 Nov 2015, 10:43 am

Galtova would probably choose what Galted wears albeit with a flavour of his tastes

Spoiler:

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 26 Nov 2015, 10:44 am

l*l out loud!

by **seanmichaels** Thu 26 Nov 2015, 10:48 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Do they have weddings up north? I thought they just swapped livestock?

They do that east of the Pennines.

Jeff traded TSMR for 2 Herefords, a Belted Galloway and whippet coat.

Ha!

by Rowley Thu 26 Nov 2015, 12:15 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Do they have weddings up north? I thought they just swapped livestock?

I wouldn't let the marriage arrangements in the north, or indeed anywhere worry you Sean. the chances of any woman ever agreeing to wed you are about on a par with the chances of Top Hat subscribing to The Guardian.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 26 Nov 2015, 12:27 pm

try this place sean

http://www.theladbible.com/articles/this-bar-in-china-offers-you-a-blow-up-doll-as-company-if-you-re-drinking-on-your-own

by Guest Thu 26 Nov 2015, 12:32 pm

The blow up doll would throw itself on the nearest lit cigarette or sharp object to avoid being seen with Sean

by **superflyweight** Thu 26 Nov 2015, 12:42 pm

DAVE667 wrote:The blow up doll would throw itself on the nearest lit cigarette or sharp object to avoid being seen with Sean

L*l out loud.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 26 Nov 2015, 12:57 pm

rick_dagless wrote:try this place sean

http://www.theladbible.com/articles/this-bar-in-china-offers-you-a-blow-up-doll-as-company-if-you-re-drinking-on-your-own

Not a big fan of china. They hock loogies and smell of fish.

by **Galted** Thu 26 Nov 2015, 1:15 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Galted would wear cargo shorts and sandals. The same thing he would wear if the invite was 'winter chic', 'autumn chic' or 'spring chic'.

You daft northern c*nt, everyone knows I wear Chelsea boots with my cargo shorts to formal occasions.

by Guest Thu 26 Nov 2015, 1:52 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:try this place sean

http://www.theladbible.com/articles/this-bar-in-china-offers-you-a-blow-up-doll-as-company-if-you-re-drinking-on-your-own

Not a big fan of china. They hock loogies and smell of fish.

So do women in Newcastle...including Vicki Pattison of Geordie Shore/I'm a Celebrity "fame"

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 26 Nov 2015, 3:14 pm

michaelsed before the end of lunchtime.

by Guest Thu 26 Nov 2015, 3:33 pm

You mean you've noshed off by a tramp, Jules?

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 26 Nov 2015, 3:36 pm

DAVE667 wrote:You mean you've noshed off by a tramp, Jules?

Ferrell, child

by **seanmichaels** Thu 26 Nov 2015, 3:39 pm

My BT travails have just gone from bad to worse. Despite still not having my TV package and only having had broadband for 2 weeks I have received a bill for £213!!!!

by **Galted** Thu 26 Nov 2015, 5:20 pm

seanmichaels wrote:My BT travails have just gone from bad to worse. Despite still not having my TV package and only having had broadband for 2 weeks I have received a bill for £213!!!!

BT are worse than sh1t. In the new flat we have a "choice" between Hyperoptic and BT, routers for both companies were installed in each flat prior to anyone moving in. When I checked online to compare the two BT didn't recognise the address in which they'd installed approximately 100 routers, Hyperoptic were able to enable theirs within minutes. This led me to believe that BT are c*nts of a magnitude approaching the Ferrell/Whitehall scale.

It seems that any company whose name contains a region belongs in this C category: British Telecom, British Gas, Southeastern Trains, Thames Water, London Underground, Southern Electric and the other ones I will surely remember as soon as I click Send.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 26 Nov 2015, 7:23 pm

Galted wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:My BT travails have just gone from bad to worse. Despite still not having my TV package and only having had broadband for 2 weeks I have received a bill for £213!!!!

BT are worse than sh1t. In the new flat we have a "choice" between Hyperoptic and BT, routers for both companies were installed in each flat prior to anyone moving in. When I checked online to compare the two BT didn't recognise the address in which they'd installed approximately 100 routers, Hyperoptic were able to enable theirs within minutes. This led me to believe that BT are c*nts of a magnitude approaching the Ferrell/Whitehall scale.

It seems that any company whose name contains a region belongs in this C category: British Telecom, British Gas, Southeastern Trains, Thames Water, London Underground, Southern Electric and the other ones I will surely remember as soon as I click Send.

Virgin? Although that's a territory, not a region.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 26 Nov 2015, 8:04 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:My BT travails have just gone from bad to worse. Despite still not having my TV package and only having had broadband for 2 weeks I have received a bill for £213!!!!

BT are worse than sh1t. In the new flat we have a "choice" between Hyperoptic and BT, routers for both companies were installed in each flat prior to anyone moving in. When I checked online to compare the two BT didn't recognise the address in which they'd installed approximately 100 routers, Hyperoptic were able to enable theirs within minutes. This led me to believe that BT are c*nts of a magnitude approaching the Ferrell/Whitehall scale.

It seems that any company whose name contains a region belongs in this C category: British Telecom, British Gas, Southeastern Trains, Thames Water, London Underground, Southern Electric and the other ones I will surely remember as soon as I click Send.

Virgin? Although that's a territory, not a region.

It also accurately describes both Sean and Galted.

by **Galted** Thu 26 Nov 2015, 8:46 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:My BT travails have just gone from bad to worse. Despite still not having my TV package and only having had broadband for 2 weeks I have received a bill for £213!!!!

BT are worse than sh1t. In the new flat we have a "choice" between Hyperoptic and BT, routers for both companies were installed in each flat prior to anyone moving in. When I checked online to compare the two BT didn't recognise the address in which they'd installed approximately 100 routers, Hyperoptic were able to enable theirs within minutes. This led me to believe that BT are c*nts of a magnitude approaching the Ferrell/Whitehall scale.

It seems that any company whose name contains a region belongs in this C category: British Telecom, British Gas, Southeastern Trains, Thames Water, London Underground, Southern Electric and the other ones I will surely remember as soon as I click Send.

Virgin? Although that's a territory, not a region.

It also accurately describes both Sean and Galted.

Nah, I'm more of a region than a territory.

by **Galted** Thu 26 Nov 2015, 8:48 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:My BT travails have just gone from bad to worse. Despite still not having my TV package and only having had broadband for 2 weeks I have received a bill for £213!!!!

BT are worse than sh1t. In the new flat we have a "choice" between Hyperoptic and BT, routers for both companies were installed in each flat prior to anyone moving in. When I checked online to compare the two BT didn't recognise the address in which they'd installed approximately 100 routers, Hyperoptic were able to enable theirs within minutes. This led me to believe that BT are c*nts of a magnitude approaching the Ferrell/Whitehall scale.

It seems that any company whose name contains a region belongs in this C category: British Telecom, British Gas, Southeastern Trains, Thames Water, London Underground, Southern Electric and the other ones I will surely remember as soon as I click Send.

Virgin? Although that's a territory, not a region.

Very clever.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 26 Nov 2015, 9:00 pm

Galted wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:My BT travails have just gone from bad to worse. Despite still not having my TV package and only having had broadband for 2 weeks I have received a bill for £213!!!!

BT are worse than sh1t. In the new flat we have a "choice" between Hyperoptic and BT, routers for both companies were installed in each flat prior to anyone moving in. When I checked online to compare the two BT didn't recognise the address in which they'd installed approximately 100 routers, Hyperoptic were able to enable theirs within minutes. This led me to believe that BT are c*nts of a magnitude approaching the Ferrell/Whitehall scale.

It seems that any company whose name contains a region belongs in this C category: British Telecom, British Gas, Southeastern Trains, Thames Water, London Underground, Southern Electric and the other ones I will surely remember as soon as I click Send.

Virgin? Although that's a territory, not a region.

It also accurately describes both Sean and Galted.

Nah, I'm more of a region than a territory.

Whereas Sean's bumhole is a territory.

by Rowley Fri 27 Nov 2015, 7:53 am

First. Morning all.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 27 Nov 2015, 7:59 am

Morning Jeff

Thought it was time for someone else to have a crack of the fist cake...

Are you well?

Sick

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 27 Nov 2015, 8:02 am

Morning all.

by Rowley Fri 27 Nov 2015, 8:02 am

I'm well rick. Off work today. Need to get tickets to see The Coral, if that happens all is well with me. How is the crazy world of ppi claims and accident at work ambulance chasing?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 27 Nov 2015, 8:05 am

Rowley wrote:I'm well rick. Off work today. Need to get tickets to see The Coral, if that happens all is well with me. How is the crazy world of ppi claims and accident at work ambulance chasing?

I'm going to spend my day Dreaming of You, Jeff.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 27 Nov 2015, 8:25 am

Ripping the general populace off whilst fillibustering until lunch time is tiring Jeff

But it keeps me out of trouble I guess... You watching Dinno this weekend? They need all the help they can get!

Morning Tino.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 27 Nov 2015, 8:33 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:I'm well rick. Off work today. Need to get tickets to see The Coral, if that happens all is well with me. How is the crazy world of ppi claims and accident at work ambulance chasing?

I'm going to spend my day Dreaming of You, Jeff.

What a great pun, Tino! What funny guy you are! Lovely stuff.

Morning riCko.

by **superflyweight** Fri 27 Nov 2015, 8:38 am

Morning all.

Any plans for the weekend chaps? I'm hoping to receive a soapy t1t w**k at some point but will probably have to settle for having to work for large parts of the weekend.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 27 Nov 2015, 8:40 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:I'm well rick. Off work today. Need to get tickets to see The Coral, if that happens all is well with me. How is the crazy world of ppi claims and accident at work ambulance chasing?

I'm going to spend my day Dreaming of You, Jeff.

What a great pun, Tino! What funny guy you are! Lovely stuff.

Morning riCko.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 27 Nov 2015, 8:40 am

Morning supes...

End of year contract madness also?

Nice relaxing weekend, watching boxing on Sunday, a local lass called Sam Smith who is excelent and is progressing through the ranks nicely...

Morning Jules

by **superflyweight** Fri 27 Nov 2015, 8:44 am

rick_dagless wrote:Morning supes...

End of year contract madness also?

Nice relaxing weekend, watching boxing on Sunday, a local lass called Sam Smith who is excelent and is progressing through the ranks nicely...

Morning Jules

Yep - working on an asset finance deal (despite knowing sod all about asset finance) and having to negotiate against an arrogant partner from self proclaimed "largest law form in the world". It's an unrelenting joy!

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 27 Nov 2015, 8:45 am

rick_dagless wrote:Morning supes...

End of year contract madness also?

Nice relaxing weekend, watching boxing on Sunday, a local lass called Sam Smith who is excelent and is progressing through the ranks nicely...

Morning Jules

I suspect the writing's on the wall for her.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 27 Nov 2015, 8:47 am

rick_dagless wrote:Morning supes...

End of year contract madness also?

Nice relaxing weekend, watching boxing on Sunday, a local lass called Sam Smith who is excelent and is progressing through the ranks nicely...

Morning Jules

You're watching a girl boxing?

I have a dress rehearsal for one of the twins ballet shows tomorrow. Boring as hell but at least I can stare at the MILF's so not all bad.

Day of rugger on Sunday. My eldest is playing in the morning then I am ~~playing~~ fumbling round like an idiot in the afternoon for the 2nds.

I am also hoping for a soapy t*t w*nk from Mrs Superfly.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 27 Nov 2015, 8:48 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Morning supes...

End of year contract madness also?

Nice relaxing weekend, watching boxing on Sunday, a local lass called Sam Smith who is excelent and is progressing through the ranks nicely...

Morning Jules

I suspect the writing's on the wall for her.

What a great pun, Jules! What funny guy you are! Lovely stuff.

Morning Tino.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 27 Nov 2015, 8:49 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Morning supes...

End of year contract madness also?

Nice relaxing weekend, watching boxing on Sunday, a local lass called Sam Smith who is excelent and is progressing through the ranks nicely...

Morning Jules

I suspect the writing's on the wall for her.

What a great pun, Jules! What funny guy you are! Lovely stuff.

Morning Jules.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 27 Nov 2015, 8:51 am

Excellent work Jules...

I am indeed watching a girl box Tino, and I would imagine it will be more entertaining than the Saturday night car crash

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 27 Nov 2015, 8:52 am

rick_dagless wrote:

I am indeed watching a girl box Tino, and I would imagine it will be more entertaining than the Saturday night car crash

Each to their own, riCKO.

I would watch a girl's box, but I wouldn't watch a girl box.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 27 Nov 2015, 8:54 am

Missing apostrophe in "girl's box" Tino. I'll have a look in there and see if I can find it for you.

by Rowley Fri 27 Nov 2015, 8:57 am

Dangerously close to thread split, anyone got anything brilliant lined up?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 27 Nov 2015, 8:58 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:Missing apostrophe in "girl's box" Tino. I'll have a look in there and see if I can find it for you.

No there isn't.

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