Who gets on your wick....

First topic message reminder :

After seeing Kanye spouting all his rubbish on twitter, his new Homeless Look clothing range....and his video game of his mom trying to get into Heaven, could this man actually be any more of a b3ll3nd!

Tell me people.....who gets right on your t!ts!

Serial wrote:

Galted wrote:My cat. She's recently decided that she no longer eats Ocean Fish Applaws, after I've just bought 48 f*cking cans of the stuff online (costing more than twice what the cat cost).

You stupid ****,  Galted.

Yep. And I didn't mention the wicker cave and bed which also cost twice what she cost and is unused.

Why are you buying a cat.. just get one from a sanctuary or from someone looking to re home kittens like normal people do. You deserve everything you get!

Galted wrote:

Serial wrote:

Galted wrote:My cat. She's recently decided that she no longer eats Ocean Fish Applaws, after I've just bought 48 f*cking cans of the stuff online (costing more than twice what the cat cost).

You stupid ****,  Galted.

Yep.  And I didn't mention the wicker cave and bed which also cost twice what she cost and is unused.

That's a cat for you! You know you love her really...

I'd have to repeat Serial's comments. Who the hell buys cats? You wait long enough and a stray will arrive whining at your door, looking for Ocean Fish Applaws.

navyblueshorts wrote:

Galted wrote:

Serial wrote:

Galted wrote:My cat. She's recently decided that she no longer eats Ocean Fish Applaws, after I've just bought 48 f*cking cans of the stuff online (costing more than twice what the cat cost).

You stupid ****,  Galted.

Yep.  And I didn't mention the wicker cave and bed which also cost twice what she cost and is unused.

That's a cat for you! You know you love her really...

True, makes it difficult to give her the drowning she deserves.

I like cats as well Galted. We're almost figuratively separated at birth, same football team, same watch, same sneering snobbery about films and a love of cats.

Rowley wrote:I like cats as well Galted. We're almost figuratively separated at birth, same football team, same watch, same sneering snobbery about films and a love of cats.

At least that's what the doc told you both. Truth is he couldn't quite separate you but did manage to sow you both together back to back so that one wouldn't overly annoy the other. Whenever Galted speaks, Rowley now hears voices in his head and vice versa. The cat gets fed twice a day and was paid for twice.

SecretFly wrote:

Rowley wrote:I like cats as well Galted. We're almost figuratively separated at birth, same football team, same watch, same sneering snobbery about films and a love of cats.

At least that's what the doc told you both.  Truth is he couldn't quite separate you but did manage to sow you both together back to back so that one wouldn't overly annoy the other.  Whenever Galted speaks, Rowley now hears voices in his head and vice versa.  The cat gets fed twice a day and was paid for twice.

Same annoyance at people who can't differentiate between "sow" and "sew".

Galted wrote:

SecretFly wrote:

Rowley wrote:I like cats as well Galted. We're almost figuratively separated at birth, same football team, same watch, same sneering snobbery about films and a love of cats.

At least that's what the doc told you both.  Truth is he couldn't quite separate you but did manage to sow you both together back to back so that one wouldn't overly annoy the other.  Whenever Galted speaks, Rowley now hears voices in his head and vice versa.  The cat gets fed twice a day and was paid for twice.

Same annoyance at people who can't differentiate between "sow" and "sew".

Is that you or Rowley that gets annoyed?

Rowley wrote:I like cats as well Galted. We're almost figuratively separated at birth, same football team, same watch, same sneering snobbery about films and a love of cats.

Both ex-members of the culture cup.

SecretFly wrote:

Galted wrote:

SecretFly wrote:

Rowley wrote:I like cats as well Galted. We're almost figuratively separated at birth, same football team, same watch, same sneering snobbery about films and a love of cats.

At least that's what the doc told you both.  Truth is he couldn't quite separate you but did manage to sow you both together back to back so that one wouldn't overly annoy the other.  Whenever Galted speaks, Rowley now hears voices in his head and vice versa.  The cat gets fed twice a day and was paid for twice.

Same annoyance at people who can't differentiate between "sow" and "sew".

Is that you or Rowley that gets annoyed?

Take your abstractness back to the political wind-up threads, SecretFly, this is a local thread for local people.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Rowley wrote:I like cats as well Galted. We're almost figuratively separated at birth, same football team, same watch, same sneering snobbery about films and a love of cats.

Both ex-members of the culture cup.

That's really hurtful, Julius. I was on there today.

People who discover they have one insignificant thing in common with you, and that is all they ever converse with you about...

Superfly been begging you for law advice again?

F*cking Cameron. First for Austerity then for the referendum. There's a man who needs to be put in the stocks and pelted with stone fruits for the rest of eternity.

Speaking of fruit and veg, it looks like the new £5 notes have animal fat in them, which is freaking vegans out. We should have a game of hunt the vegan at some point. Militant vegans get on my wick (to bring this vaguely round to the OP)

That's a beautiful (and deliberate) joke rick. Your wit is unsurpassed.

Anyhoo, back to the CC...

Ronaldo. W.a.nker.

People who believe Hilary Clinton is a nice person

The person who's just occupied the bog next to mine.  8 stalls, all empty except the one I'm in and you have to sit next to me, I hope your ars*hole chokes on a turd.

Steffan wrote:People who believe Hilary Clinton is a nice person

Can this guy say this openly?

Where's the SWAT team?  Where's the men with the white coats?  Where's the restraining orders?  Where's the 'Fake' News suggesters? Where's the Protesting Interest Group of Interconnected Bipartisan Transmorphic Lovedom?

I can't believe he was allowed say this.

SecretFly wrote:

Steffan wrote:People who believe Hilary Clinton is a nice person

Can this guy say this openly?

Where's the SWAT team?  Where's the men with the white coats?  Where's the restraining orders?  Where's the 'Fake' News suggesters? Where's the Protesting Interest Group of Interconnected Bipartisan Transmorphic Lovedom?

I can't believe he was allowed say this.

Yes, as that's allowed here and, you know, we have free speech and all that. Doesn't mean it's not a stupid thing to say though; I mean, he obviously knows her so well and is a personal family friend... .

navyblueshorts wrote:
Yes, as that's allowed here and, you know, we have free speech and all that. Doesn't mean it's not a stupid thing to say though; I mean, he obviously knows her so well and is a personal family friend... .

Maybe it's just a judgement based on her choice of friends/allies/associates/party funding organisers?

Maybe. Who knows?

navyblueshorts wrote:Doesn't mean it's not a stupid thing to say though; I mean, he obviously knows her so well and is a personal family friend...

I was never a personal family friend of Adolf Hitler...but I think I can still safely say he was not a nice person. Or have I just not taken the time to get to know more about him yet?

Alan Carr.

Not funny.

Just really really really really really really f*cking annoying.

Tattie Scones RRN wrote:Alan Carr.

Not funny.

Just really really really really really really f*cking annoying.

Yep. And I find it impossible to see a sh*t "comedian" mentioned without drawing attention to J*ck Wh*tehall, S*e P*rkins and R*ssell H*ward. And all the rest of them.

Galted wrote:

Tattie Scones RRN wrote:Alan Carr.

Not funny.

Just really really really really really really f*cking annoying.

Yep.  And I find it impossible to see a sh*t "comedian" mentioned without drawing attention to J*ck Wh*tehall, S*e P*rkins and R*ssell H*ward.  And all the rest of them.

I sincerely hope John Bishop is in there somewhere....

Tattie Scones RRN wrote:

Galted wrote:

Tattie Scones RRN wrote:Alan Carr.

Not funny.

Just really really really really really really f*cking annoying.

Yep.  And I find it impossible to see a sh*t "comedian" mentioned without drawing attention to J*ck Wh*tehall, S*e P*rkins and R*ssell H*ward.  And all the rest of them.

I sincerely hope John Bishop is in there somewhere....

He is, filed away under B with R*ssel Br*nd.

Not Jo Brand though.

He/She's hilaaaaaaaaaaaaaarious.

I don't mind Jo Brand, she's the least unfunny "comedienne".

Steffan wrote:

navyblueshorts wrote:Doesn't mean it's not a stupid thing to say though; I mean, he obviously knows her so well and is a personal family friend...

I was never a personal family friend of Adolf Hitler...but I think I can still safely say he was not a nice person. Or have I just not taken the time to get to know more about him yet?

To equate HRC with Der Fürher is lunacy in the extreme. You go right ahead though.

Comedy's a pretty personal thing. All the above mentioned have been pretty successful at one time or another. They must be making quite a few people laugh somewhere along the line.

Had a discussion about the potential Russian hacker interference in the US election with the fake news Navy. The person in question crowed about how it was a good thing that the US electorate was given all the information about Hillary being in the pocket of Goldman Sachs and other rich donors because the mainstream had neglected to. Then someone else posted that Trump had just taken a Goldman Sachs and ExxonMobil employee into the white house. I'm still waiting for his reply.

navyblueshorts wrote:

Steffan wrote:

navyblueshorts wrote:Doesn't mean it's not a stupid thing to say though; I mean, he obviously knows her so well and is a personal family friend...

I was never a personal family friend of Adolf Hitler...but I think I can still safely say he was not a nice person. Or have I just not taken the time to get to know more about him yet?

To equate HRC with Der Fürher is lunacy in the extreme. You go right ahead though.

I never "equated" them. The principal is still the same though. Point being I don't need to be a personal family friend to make a judgement on someone. True...Hilary is no psychopathic warlord...she just helps fund them...but according to so many she is a wonderful woman. But then my opinion is stupid and lunacy so what do I know hey

The Welsh.

superflyweight wrote:The Welsh.

navyblueshorts wrote:Comedy's a pretty personal thing. All the above mentioned have been pretty successful at one time or another. They must be making quite a few people laugh somewhere along the line.

That's just the kind of thing Hitler and Hilary Clinton would say.

Well it has to be said Hitler made more people laugh over the last seventysomething years than practically any comedian that has ever walked on stage...or sat on those damn excruciating 'Panel' shows.

Hitler is a comedy legend.

SecretFly wrote:Well it has to be said Hitler made more people laugh over the last seventysomething years than practically any comedian that has ever walked on stage...or sat on those damn excruciating 'Panel' shows.

Hitler is a comedy legend.

I don't know about that, I'm sure Sean Lock pushes Hitler pretty close when it comes to comedy and he's on a lot of panel shows.

You enjoy Sean Lock and the panel shows, Galted. I'll keep looking at Hitler out-takes.

superflyweight wrote:The Welsh.

Knob

Steffan wrote:...But then my opinion is stupid and lunacy so what do I know hey

Well, you said it.

Maybe I misinterpreted a bit as I assumed, perhaps wrongly, that you were suggesting Trump was somehow a nice person cf. Clinton? Never mind; call it a communication breakdown.

Steffan wrote:

superflyweight wrote:The Welsh.

Knob

Very pithy...

Galted wrote:I don't mind Jo Brand, she's the least unfunny "comedienne".

Katherine Ryan is pretty funny - and very sh*gable.

Tattie Scones RRN wrote:

Galted wrote:I don't mind Jo Brand, she's the least unfunny "comedienne".

Katherine Ryan is pretty funny - and very sh*gable.

She is quite funny but she's on every single show it's possible to be on and has become quite annoying. Sarah Pascoe, Aisling Bea and Roisin Conaty are also funny in small doses.

Food critics.

Been watching Masterchef - The Pro's and I can't believe what sh!te comes out their mouths when describing a dish.

What's wrong with "mmmmm that tastes amazing" or "f**k me that's minging".

Tattie Scones RRN wrote:Food critics.

Been watching Masterchef - The Pro's and I can't believe what sh!te comes out their mouths when describing a dish.

What's wrong with "mmmmm that tastes amazing" or "f**k me that's minging".

Yep, am subjected to it as the missus needs it to be on while she uses my laptop.  If the descriptions of the food aren't irritating enough the incessant gurning and stating of the obvious by Monica Galetti make me want to punch myself in the face.

People that say 'Happy Christmas'

It's 'Merry Christmas', 'Happy' is for New Year and birthdays, merry only gets the one holiday so don't piss on its parade.