It's not 'Send', it's the 'Culture Cup', stupid.

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The Loaded Dog wrote:Fooled Again! Don't Do Me Like That.

Thread split! I feel a whole lot better!

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:My puns are not a source of interest.

The ISA one ISA particularly good one.

I'd have thought you'd appreciate the HP one more

Gandalf is a sorcerer of interest.

Ah interest-free posts. The best kind.

Fist on a Saturday, risking a two-day michaelsing. My post may be witless but my dedication is boundless.

Fist on a Sunday.

Switched on the waterfall. I pointed her to the strong jet of water in the corner of the last photo. It really blasts out of the nozzle.

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The Loaded Dog wrote:Fist on a Sunday.

Switched on the waterfall. I pointed her to the strong jet of water in the corner of the last photo. It really blasts out of the nozzle.

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And we thought Tino was a stalker.

Lol out loud.

At least LD doesn't visit the local Darby & Joan club to do his stalking.

Yeah, I also took some group photos of them posing near the waterfall using their phones.
A pity I don't go on Facebook but I could probably type in the main guest's name and see the outcome.

You should start a guest-watch on here, would be a good way to get some of the old posters/michaels back.

Galted wrote:You should start a guest-watch on here, would be a good way to get some of the old posters/michaels back.

yeah, it's all kind of surreal really.

I feel like I've established some sort of hedonistic club for people to spend a few days lulling around in swimwear and not much else.

I'm a bit like the resort manager lurking around... pretending to fish the odd leaf out of the pool or adjust the water flow of the pump... when neither task really doesn't need to be done.

Fist - Up yours Galted.

Excellent fisting, Julius, one of the best I've had the pleasure of experiencing.

The main thing is that we've got the CC week off to a flying start.

You were saying?

I was just about to agree with Julius but am having second thoughts after that last post.

Gutentag Notcherinos

Hello Shah.

I'll take fist again if no-one else wants it.

Only other one who likes to be fist is Sean and none of us has hands big enough to make it worth his while. So feel free to take all the fists you want.

I'm still getting over the CC lethargy of yesterday.
Perhaps the return of Shah to morning posting heralds the return of great things.

The wrathful Kiwi is boiling up into a frenzy and we have a H&S inspection in 40 minutes. It could all be timing itself perfectly.

Possibly or more likely just means me sitting on me arse at work all day and having nothing better to do except wait for unmichaelsings so I can post my break snacks and lunches.

5 cheese sandwich plus a can of tango and cheese and onion french fries. 7/10

Galted wrote:The wrathful Kiwi is boiling up into a frenzy and we have a H&S inspection in 40 minutes. It could all be timing itself perfectly.

Give me his phone number and I'll call him and ask him to translate Australian to English for me in 50 minutes time.

ShahenshahG wrote:

Galted wrote:The wrathful Kiwi is boiling up into a frenzy and we have a H&S inspection in 40 minutes. It could all be timing itself perfectly.

Give me his phone number and I'll call him and ask him to translate Australian to English for me in 50 minutes time.

Haha, just need to mention Joe Root and he'll burst.

Morning, all, just popping through to help with the quota as I am away this week in Belgium, hope all is well with you chaps.

I've been to Belgium on several occasions, this is a list of the cities in which I stayed:
Antwerp
Bruges
Brussels

It is one of the very few countries which start with the same letter as their capital (ignoring ones that use the same name for both or just stick a 'city' onto the end).

I only stayed in Ghent. Passed through Antwerp though.

Rick is working for the EU atm. Expect his picture to feature on tomorrow's papers under the headline, TRAITOROUS YORKSHIREMAN DOES JUNCKERS BIDDING.

Pasta with minced lamb and cheddar grated on top with a can of coke. 9/10

Galted wrote:The wrathful Kiwi is boiling up into a frenzy and we have a H&S inspection in 40 minutes. It could all be timing itself perfectly.

It all fizzled out.

Disappointing as it could've reinvigorated the CC, a bit like Pulp Fiction did John Travolta's career before it turned out he was a c*nt anyway.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-42237092

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-42238023

Look at the headline then look at the first video. BBC trolling at its finest

Gutentag Notcherinos

Hello!

Nor claiming your fist today?

Not today, it's a bit unsporting to do it so often. I'll give others the chance for a fist this week but, if they don't take it, I'll be doing a lot of fisting next week.

Gone fisting.

Morning. Fist cab off the rank on Fursday

Very original fisting, LD.

I could be fist if I could be arsed.

Lol out loud

Morning Julius, starting the day off with a good crack

Didn't want the CC disappearing into a black hole.

No danger of that, Michaels has been absent for a while

I must concur with Shah - Julius's post was very pleasing. The 'crack' crack was a good follow-up too.

Pizza slices and coke.

9/10

How many pizza slices? What toppings? Full fat Coke, or Diet or Zero? Any vanilla or cherry essence?

Cost? Value for money rating?

I miss Galted's lunch reviews.

Somerset fried chicken in Luton house special pizza. I forget the toppings and yes full fat coke.

That's a relief
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-42268516

Fist again, though this fisting is well-earned and not opportunistic.

I see that Shah shot someone down on the political bickering boards before 7am, even if the CC is dying it will live on through the actions of its one-time posters.

Shah was up all night keeping tabs on May's comings and goings. He'll be asleep for the rest of the day.

I'm awake but yes totally feckin knackered. The lights are on but nobody is home.