Week 7 press conference

1. Who do you want your club to sign in the summer in real life? (realistically)

2. What have you found is the best tactic for your team so far on Fifa?

3. Are you happy with your season so far?

4. Where do you need to improve next?

5. If you could take one player from each squad in the league for your team for the Fifa league, who would you take?

6. Do you think there should be a US Embassy in Jerusalem?

7. Which player do you think will get signed by a PL club following an impressive world cup?

8. Who is your "guilty pleasure" crush?

9. Who will be the next managers of - Chelsea, Arsenal, Everton?

10. Is Bambam a homosexual?

1. Who do you want your club to sign in the summer in real life? (realistically)
Crawley Town, I'd like us to sign John Akinde, left us with a poor goalscoring record despite his excellent workrate, found a very good goalscoring record at Barnet, now Barnet are down a realistic potential signing.

2. What have you found is the best tactic for your team so far on Fifa?
At the moment the 4-2-4 is working, but it will work better once I add strength in depth to my midfield.

3. Are you happy with your season so far?
Reasonably. Winning the last two has made it look a lot better so far, will wait and see how it pans out before making a full judgement.

4. Where do you need to improve next?
Midfield, add a high energy CM alongside Gundogan, and LW, to replace Bernard who is okay but not spectacular.

5. If you could take one player from each squad in the league for your team for the Fifa league, who would you take?
Adelaide - Bale
Melbourne City - Promes
Brisbane - Tolisso
WSW - Salah
Mariners - Silva
Wellington - Kante
Newcastle - SMS
Sydney - Javi Martinez
Melbourne Victory - Weigl

6. Do you think there should be a US Embassy in Jerusalem?
Yes. Why not.

7. Which player do you think will get signed by a PL club following an impressive world cup?
Yannick Carrasco, if he gets into the Belgian squad after his move to China, could well end up making PL clubs bid silly money to get him.

8. Who is your "guilty pleasure" crush?
My wife's sister.

9. Who will be the next managers of - Chelsea, Arsenal, Everton?
Chelsea - Maurizio Sarri, Arsenal - Patrick Vieira, Everton - Paulo Fonseca.

10. Is Bambam a homosexual?
He didn't push back when I bummed him, so no.

1. Who do you want your club to sign in the summer in real life? (realistically)

I want us to get back Harrison Reed on loan, and would also quite like us to take a look at Jon Nolan from Shrewsbury for midfield. I'd quite like Marcus Maddison to replace James Maddison, and we're going to need a striker or two. Probably one from abroad, and I'd quite like it if we could get a youngster on loan from a top club like a Nketiah or Woodburn.

2. What have you found is the best tactic for your team so far on Fifa?

Definitely the 3-4-3 - my team is built on the stamina and athleticism of my back three and CMs, and this brings that to the fore I think

3. Are you happy with your season so far?

I was happy until this past week when I got my tactics horrifically wrong and was punished for it. Happy with the deal for Silva, Batshuayi and Vertonghen tho

4. Where do you need to improve next?

For me it would be CM. Desperately need an upgrade there

5. If you could take one player from each squad in the league for your team for the Fifa league, who would you take?

Adelaide - Marek Hamsik
Melbourne City - Marcus Rashford
Brisbane - Jordi Alba
Western Sydney - Mo Salah
Perth - Ayermic Laporte
Wellington - N'Golo Kante
Newcastle - Marco Asensio
Sydney FC - Nabil Fekir
Melbourne Victory - Giorgio Chellini

6. Do you think there should be a US Embassy in Jerusalem?

No. Trump is an idiot. Will never understand the US's support of Isreal

7. Which player do you think will get signed by a PL club following an impressive world cup?

Alan Dzagoev will finally get his move to West Ham

8. Who is your "guilty pleasure" crush?

Miley Cyrus and Marky Rutherford

9. Who will be the next managers of - Chelsea, Arsenal, Everton?

Chelsea - Simeone
Arsenal - Arteta
Everton - Dyche

10. Is Bambam a homosexual?

Almost certainly yes

1. Who do you want your club to sign in the summer in real life? (realistically)

Another winger to replace Bolasie and some more flair in the midfield

2. What have you found is the best tactic for your team so far on Fifa?

I haven't. I've been appalling and tried a few different paths, none of which have shown any signs of being the way to go.

3. Are you happy with your season so far?

No, not even slightly.

4. Where do you need to improve next?

Me. On my tactics. I need to think about it a bit more and take more time

5. If you could take one player from each squad in the league for your team for the Fifa league, who would you take?
Adelaide - Yannick Carrasco
Melbourne City - Willian
Brisbane - Thuavin
Western Sydney - Mo Salah
Perth - Bernardo Silva
Wellington - N'Golo Kante
Newcastle - Isco
Sydney FC - Lozano
Central Coast - Mertens

6. Do you think there should be a US Embassy in Jerusalem?

Definitely not. Just fans the flames on a situation that is already burning red hot.

7. Which player do you think will get signed by a PL club following an impressive world cup?

Hwang of South Korea

8. Who is your "guilty pleasure" crush?

Miky

9. Who will be the next managers of - Chelsea, Arsenal, Everton?

Chelsea - Allegri
Arsenal - Arteta
Everton - Marco Silva

10. Is Bambam a homosexual?

Possibly. Entirely up to him.

1. Who do you want your club to sign in the summer in real life? (realistically)

Gillingham - Get a young kid with potential from the premier league, no idea who would be realistic

2. What have you found is the best tactic for your team so far on Fifa?

4-3-3 is my favourite tactic in every game, and its had mixed success. I do want to try another though, maybe this is the week if injuries allow

3. Are you happy with your season so far?

Yes, from second bottom last year to 3rd is a good start but I'd like to push on

4. Where do you need to improve next?

Left back and wide forwards

5. If you could take one player from each squad in the league for your team for the Fifa league, who would you take?

Adelaide - Bale
Brisbane - Alba
Mariners - Mertens
Melbourne C - Willian
Melbourne V - Thiago
Newcastle - Asensio
Perth - Telles
Sydney - Alaba
Wanderers - Salah

6. Do you think there should be a US Embassy in Jerusalem?

No, its possibly the stupidest decision the orange turd has made

7. Which player do you think will get signed by a PL club following an impressive world cup?

Lozano

8. Who is your "guilty pleasure" crush?

Olly's sister

9. Who will be the next managers of - Chelsea, Arsenal, Everton?

Simeone, Arteta, the ex Watford guy

10. Is Bambam a homosexual?

Someone better ask my wife

BamBam wrote:10. Is Bambam a homosexual?

Someone better ask my wife

We did. She said, "well, that would explain why he likes me to dress as Dafydd from Little Britain in the bedroom"

1. For Utd - two fullbacks (one being Alex Sandro), a DLP and a right sided winger.
2. 4-2-3-1 custom tactics, speed around 70%, attackers set to get in behind and stay forward. Speed any more and tend to get worn out in 2nd half.
3. Mixed, seem to be able to beat what I'd perceived as the top threats (Afro, Marky, Nando) yet lose to Olly etc. Still tinkering with what I want from my team but overall the shape is coming through.
4. fullbacks, both currently okay but want a couple of worldies.
5. Brisbane - Alba 
CCM - Silva
Melbourne C - Promes
Melbourne V - Ramos
Newcastle - Asensio 
Perth - B. Silva
Sydney - Alaba
Wanderers - Salah
Phoenix - Kante

6 - What benefit is it to do that?

7 - Lozano, Utd should have got him a few years ago when he was basically begging them to.

8 - One of the playground mums at my kid's school, Mrs hates it when I like her Instagram posts

9 - Allegri, Vieira, Silva

10 - I'd ask him but his mouth was full of my man sausage.

Hero wrote:

8 - One of the playground mums at my kid's school, Mrs hates it when I like her Instagram posts

.

I'm guilty of similar. Went on a school arranged Wembley visit and got on well with the mum of a friend of my lads.

This year my missus teaches her daughter and can't stand her!!

1. Who do you want your club to sign in the summer in real life? (realistically)

We need another striker to help (or probably replace) the aging Kedwell. We have McQueen coming back which is a help but would still love Akinde

2. What have you found is the best tactic for your team so far on Fifa?

Overlapping wingers that can play as LM or RM.

3. Are you happy with your season so far?

I'm top so yeah!

4. Where do you need to improve next?

I've got no stand out stars but that's how I planned. I'm actually planning for next season already and I think my overall team stats will improve. I would like another striker tho.

5. If you could take one player from each squad in the league for your team for the Fifa league, who would you take?

Martinez, SMS, Bale and Suarez as a start.

6. Do you think there should be a US Embassy in Jerusalem?

Couldn't care less.

7. Which player do you think will get signed by a PL club following an impressive world cup?

Will go for Lozano too.

8. Who is your "guilty pleasure" crush?

Pass.

9. Who will be the next managers of - Chelsea, Arsenal, Everton?

Allegri, Arteta and Silva

10. Is Bambam a homosexual?

Unlikely.

1. Who do you want your club to sign in the summer in real life? (realistically)
Icardi. And sell Benzema. That's what I want the most.

2. What have you found is the best tactic for your team so far on Fifa?
High Pressure is the way to go.

3. Are you happy with your season so far?
I'm content now I've got my first win.

4. Where do you need to improve next?
A bit low in numbers in defence so need to buy a couple if defenders.

5. If you could take one player from each squad in the league for your team for the Fifa league, who would you take?
Ramos, Bale, Modric. Fak the rest.

6. Do you think there should be a US Embassy in Jerusalem?
I don't follow politics but all I know is #freepalestine

7. Which player do you think will get signed by a PL club following an impressive world cup?
Lemar, who will be signed by Arsenal

8. Who is your "guilty pleasure" crush?
Susan Boyle, closely followed by Dot Cotton

9. Who will be the next managers of - Chelsea, Arsenal, Everton?
Sarri, Furia, Redknapp

10. Is Bambam a homosexual?
All I know is I'd pity the fool that would accidentally drop the soap in the same prison as the notorious BamBam.

Guys these answers are getting a bit short, i know some questions are harder to type more for but the agreement at the start was people answered questions fully, not just to get the £500k..

I don't think anyone has been taking the p at all, people have been making the effort to write questions and the answers have been sufficient