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by **Pal Joey** Thu 24 Jan 2019, 10:40 am

That should do it.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 24 Jan 2019, 12:44 pm

Nice start to a new split. Better than supes panning for w**ks... The w**kspanner

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 24 Jan 2019, 1:43 pm

Interesting. Is that W*nk spanner as in a spanner who w*nks or W*nks panner who wades through a river with a sieve pan trying to find gold to reduce the impact of rapidly failing virility. Either way Fly, I'm very sorry to hear that operation yewtree finally caught up with your dad today. I hope he won't be floundering to death on the rocks.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 24 Jan 2019, 1:59 pm

That was my clever play on words, Shah...

Are you well?

by **Galted** Thu 24 Jan 2019, 3:36 pm

The thread is really thriving under the new name. I’ve missed Shah and Super and their abuse.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 25 Jan 2019, 6:53 am

Morning guys, picked up some biscuits for the office today.

Went for an unorthodox mix of Cookies (white choc chip) Rich Tea, Cadbury's fingers, and, of course, Malted Milk.

This thread inspired me.

Fist.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Fri 25 Jan 2019, 7:52 am

I have also bought biscuits today, although I've not blurred the lines of creative and crazy but including such a wild outsider as the white choc chip. Taking it back to the old school with Custard Creams and Bourbons, and the lesser spotted Coconut Creams.

Are chocolate wafers counted as biscuits? Cadbury and their Fingers seem to be.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 25 Jan 2019, 7:57 am

Wafers are included in Christmas biscuit tins, so I would say they are fine.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 25 Jan 2019, 8:11 am

I'm very partial to a pink wafer, but don't often come across them.
At the office yesterday I had a double choc chip cookie and a white choc chip cookie - as well and 2 Danish pastries and a chocolate muffin. 10/10.

by **Galted** Fri 25 Jan 2019, 8:18 am

I've got a few digestives knocking about at home somewhere. About 10 of the c*nts if I remember correctly. Plain, not chocolate.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 25 Jan 2019, 9:05 am

Digestives are the best for dunking.

by **superflyweight** Fri 25 Jan 2019, 9:12 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:I'm very partial to a pink wafer, but don't often come across them.
At the office yesterday I had a double choc chip cookie and a white choc chip cookie - as well and 2 Danish pastries and a chocolate muffin. 10/10.

I like them as well but they are useless for a game of soggy biscuit.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 25 Jan 2019, 9:25 am

PJ's relatives have been visiting him
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-46996559

by **superflyweight** Fri 25 Jan 2019, 10:09 am

What kind of moron doesn't check what's in the dunny in Australia?

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 25 Jan 2019, 10:16 am

superflyweight wrote:What kind of moron doesn't check what's in the dunny in Australia?

PJ's aunt.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 25 Jan 2019, 10:21 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
superflyweight wrote:What kind of ~~moron~~ drongo doesn't check what's in the dunny in Australia?

PJ's aunt.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 25 Jan 2019, 11:22 am

and this guy... how unlucky is he? What a drongo!
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-37481251

by **superflyweight** Fri 25 Jan 2019, 11:49 am

Strewth! He's a bloody galah, PJ!

by **Pal Joey** Fri 25 Jan 2019, 8:22 pm

Och aye, superfly! A total buffoon.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 28 Jan 2019, 7:06 am

Help ma boab...

Morning, fist.

by **Galted** Mon 28 Jan 2019, 8:24 am

Tolerable on here today.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 28 Jan 2019, 8:55 am

Wotchya, Galts, pleasing weekend?

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 28 Jan 2019, 9:01 am

Morning all. Just googled MAMIL. Happy to say I'm not one.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 28 Jan 2019, 9:02 am

It would break my heart if you were, Jules.

by **Galted** Mon 28 Jan 2019, 9:17 am

rick_dagless wrote:Wotchya, Galts, pleasing weekend?

Was good thanks, though my cat has taken it upon herself to reenact great battles from history from 3am onwards using my head as a prop.

How was yours?

by **Pal Joey** Mon 28 Jan 2019, 9:21 am

rick_dagless wrote:It would break my heart if you were, Jules.

He couldn't even if he tried.

Morning all.

That's evil, Galted. Truly evil.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 28 Jan 2019, 9:25 am

Mine was cat free, which was nice. There is a cat café opened in Leeds, which seems to be frequented by crazy cat people.

So people who can drink tea at home, surrounded by cats, can now pay to drink tea, surrounded by cats, odd concept.

The place appears to be a charitable concern, rather than some hipster bollox, so not the end of the world.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 28 Jan 2019, 9:32 am

I was tempted by a cat café in Edinburgh but you had to pay an entrance fee as well as pay for the food (the human food, not the cat food).

by **Pal Joey** Mon 28 Jan 2019, 9:35 am

I think they have similar establishments in Japan. They take it very seriously. There are 58 of them in Tokyo.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 28 Jan 2019, 9:49 am

I appreciate the concept, and would understand, if the people who frequented these places could not have pets for one reason or another, it just confuses me when people who already have cats, go.

by **Pal Joey** Mon 28 Jan 2019, 9:57 am

Maybe they love being ignored?

by **Galted** Mon 28 Jan 2019, 10:07 am

Might be people who have sh*t cats trying to swap theirs for a better one.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 28 Jan 2019, 10:16 am

Galted wrote:Might be people who have sh*t cats trying to swap theirs for a better one.

Meow!

by **Pal Joey** Mon 28 Jan 2019, 10:18 am

3am is too early to have your head attacked, Galted. Do you have any permanent scars or scratches which have drawn blood?

I saw a doco on a couple that has a pet puma.
Apparently it can get a little rough. Not surprising considering they way they encourage it to rumble with them around the house.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 28 Jan 2019, 10:18 am

Shall I book you in, Galts?

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Mon 28 Jan 2019, 10:21 am

Galted - buy a laser pen and spend a bit of time pointing it around a room before bed. The cat will tire itself out chasing it and you can look like a big businessman to Galtova as you point to furniture with a laser and then describe different figures related to it.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 28 Jan 2019, 10:26 am

And you can disrupt flights near airports.

by **Pal Joey** Mon 28 Jan 2019, 10:32 am

I bet she has a Cockney meow.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 28 Jan 2019, 10:43 am

The truth is that ev'rybody wants to be a cat, because a cat's the only cat that knows where it's at.

by **Pal Joey** Mon 28 Jan 2019, 10:52 am

The middle eastern cat from next door just slunk by my windows and past the pool just now. It's like soup out there.
No doubt it's just had a piss and a crap on my pebbles and rubbed its glands all over the place. You go outside... and it's gone.

by **Galted** Mon 28 Jan 2019, 11:31 am

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Galted- buy a laser pen and spend a bit of time pointing it around a room before bed. The cat will tire itself out chasing it and you can look like a big businessman to Galtova as you point to furniture with a laser and then describe different figures related to it.

Galtova has nothing but contempt for my job as she earns nearly twice as much as me despite only being half as clever.
The laser would work with the cat if it could be arsed to do anything other than sleep in the evenings.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 28 Jan 2019, 1:00 pm

Funny

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/4zPVvmSPfsPMV3TjkHg16sD/50-hilarious-cuttings-from-the-news-quiz

by **Galted** Tue 29 Jan 2019, 8:38 am

When there's a morning fist available, Galted's on it.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 29 Jan 2019, 8:52 am

Chocolate bourbon with your fist Galted?

by **Galted** Tue 29 Jan 2019, 10:18 am

Just a cry of 'yes'.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 29 Jan 2019, 11:47 am

Morning chaps.

My teacher once said I would be crap at poetry, because of my dyslexia, but today I made two jugs and a vase, so screw them!

Are we all well?

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 29 Jan 2019, 12:21 pm

Very assuming rick.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 29 Jan 2019, 12:23 pm

Thinks.

I didn't think this place was invite only, I thought that concept died with Tino.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 29 Jan 2019, 12:33 pm

Yeah, I think it's a free for all, for anyone who can hack it.

by **Galted** Tue 29 Jan 2019, 1:38 pm

Brings back memories, I remember Raf’s never ending provisional membership.

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