The Last Film watched (CONTAINS A LOT OF SPOILERS)
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The Last Film watched (CONTAINS A LOT OF SPOILERS)
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Was he murdered due to his substandard movie reviewing technique?
superflyweight wrote:Scott is Back wrote:"Thor - Ragnarok"
Tino memorial rating : 7.5874 - Not seen any of the previous Thor's, but this one looked all new and shiny, so thought i would give it a whirl.
GSoE: 8.6
HH Scale of Accurate Titling: 8/10 – Thor Ragnarok - Well the main man is ol' Thor, God of Thunder & all that jazz....so thats a good start. Ragnarok as a word features quite heavily, still no overly sure what it was, but it was mentioned a lot.
Michaels scale of tits OR war: Tits - one topless scene where God of Pecs shows off his rippling torso, and the Hulk gets his dimply arse-cheeks out. Not sure if i would class it as a war, but some fisty-cuffs ensued, and there was a winner, so i suppose it could be a war.... who knows, certainly not me!
Rowley Scale of Northern Thriftiness: 5/10 - The wife was sent to sainsburys for some steak, and returned with the film, so it didnt cost me anything, but the Scott household took a hit of £9.99.
TattieSconesRRN-Q: "Piss off Ghost" - Said in a South African/Australian Accent, i couldnt tell which (is this racist?)
If Barry Norman had done his reviews like this he wouldn't be dead now.
Was he murdered due to his substandard movie reviewing technique?
Scott is Back- Posts : 635
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Whatever you do, do NOT watch The Northman.
Utter pants. Long, boring, faux mystical pap. I struggled through to obvious conclusion and that is 2hours plus I'll never get back. Avoid at all costs.
Utter pants. Long, boring, faux mystical pap. I struggled through to obvious conclusion and that is 2hours plus I'll never get back. Avoid at all costs.
mountain man- Posts : 965
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The Banshees of Inishsherin, after all the plaudits, nominations, awards, critical acclaim etc it was a steaming pile of mini donkey poo.
The emperors new clothes of film, everyone says how great is it so it MUST be good? Nope.
The emperors new clothes of film, everyone says how great is it so it MUST be good? Nope.
mountain man- Posts : 965
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That was so boring, it didn’t even get to 30 mins.
mikey_dragon- Posts : 14267
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I watched it all as thought surely something will happen but no. Yet another two hours I'll never get back.
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Banshees of Inisherin was amazing, the performances were great and Dominic as a character was both hilarious and tragic.
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Soul Requiem wrote:Banshees of Inisherin was amazing, the performances were great and Dominic as a character was both hilarious and tragic.
Really? I thought it was a boring pile of pants but each to their own. Tragic is one description I would use.
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I The Banshees of Inisherin. Farrell's performance was brilliant especially the little facial expressions and body language. As usual Gleeson was cracking. Kerry Condon was an absolutely vital part as well though offering so much heart in her scenes. Then Barry Keoghan's turn as an important character given Dominic's tragic story puts the main premise of Colm and Padraig's friendship ending in perspective.
I didn't think it was perfect. I'd certainly rate it behind In Bruges and Three Billboards from McDonagh's work, though though as two absolutely spectacular movies. I loved watching it though, was fully captivated for the full movie and found it a movie I kept thinking about for a while after.
Somewhat similar to Last Night in Soho in 2021 in fact. Another movie that I thought had faults from a director who's work I loved but one I still enjoyed massively and kept thinking about afterwards. That said I'd definitely consider Banshee's the better of those two.
I didn't think it was perfect. I'd certainly rate it behind In Bruges and Three Billboards from McDonagh's work, though though as two absolutely spectacular movies. I loved watching it though, was fully captivated for the full movie and found it a movie I kept thinking about for a while after.
Somewhat similar to Last Night in Soho in 2021 in fact. Another movie that I thought had faults from a director who's work I loved but one I still enjoyed massively and kept thinking about afterwards. That said I'd definitely consider Banshee's the better of those two.
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Seven Psychopaths is also very good, one of Sam Rockwell's many great turns. I'd argue that his brother John Michael has released the best film of the pair; The Guard is one of the all time black comedies.
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I only saw Seven Psychopaths the once in cinema and enjoyed it but it didn't quite grab me like his other movies. I need to give it another watch. Several friends have said they enjoyed it more on second viewing.Soul Requiem wrote:Seven Psychopaths is also very good, one of Sam Rockwell's many great turns. I'd argue that his brother John Michael has released the best film of the pair; The Guard is one of the all time black comedies.
Rockwell is great in just about everything I've seen him in though. I think I first saw him in Galaxy Quest (one of my favourite films) and have loved his work ever since.
The Guard is terrific. Particularly the dialogue with scenes such as the payoff sequence feeling Tarantino-esque at times. I can never get round Cheadle's performance feeling out of place though. I know that was likely the point given the character but there's a few scenes where it pulls me out the moment a bit.
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All Quiet on the Western Front.
Suberb and devastating all in one. Simply awesome performances from cast especially Felix Kammerer.
Haunting, harrowing and utterly bleak.
Brilliant though.
Suberb and devastating all in one. Simply awesome performances from cast especially Felix Kammerer.
Haunting, harrowing and utterly bleak.
Brilliant though.
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Watched Babylon last night.
Interesting for sure, plenty of WTF moments but also some good stuff. So much going on at times think need to watch it at least twice to take it all in.
Great performances from Brad Pitt, Diego Calva and Margo Robbi.
Interesting for sure, plenty of WTF moments but also some good stuff. So much going on at times think need to watch it at least twice to take it all in.
Great performances from Brad Pitt, Diego Calva and Margo Robbi.
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king_carlos wrote:I The Banshees of Inisherin. Farrell's performance was brilliant especially the little facial expressions and body language. As usual Gleeson was cracking. Kerry Condon was an absolutely vital part as well though offering so much heart in her scenes. Then Barry Keoghan's turn as an important character given Dominic's tragic story puts the main premise of Colm and Padraig's friendship ending in perspective.
I didn't think it was perfect. I'd certainly rate it behind In Bruges and Three Billboards from McDonagh's work, though though as two absolutely spectacular movies. I loved watching it though, was fully captivated for the full movie and found it a movie I kept thinking about for a while after.
Somewhat similar to Last Night in Soho in 2021 in fact. Another movie that I thought had faults from a director who's work I loved but one I still enjoyed massively and kept thinking about afterwards. That said I'd definitely consider Banshee's the better of those two.
My thoughts on that film exactly.
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mountain man wrote:All Quiet on the Western Front.
Suberb and devastating all in one. Simply awesome performances from cast especially Felix Kammerer.
Haunting, harrowing and utterly bleak.
Brilliant though.
I actually though it was OK but nothing special. The emotional stuff was clumsy and laid on a bit thick, and (except for the tanks!) I am not sure what it added to the versions that have come before. I know enjoyment of a film like this isn't always the point but much preferred 1917.
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1917 I found to be massively overhyped. I enjoyed it, but it seemed far, far less realistic than All Quiet on the Western Front. I haven’t seen the old versions yet but I hope to get around to it. By all accounts, the 2022 version was a little different.
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Watched Basic Instinct as found out that Mrs Superfly had never seen it and decided to right an egregious wrong.
Tino memorial rating : 9.1678 - starts at 100 mph and doesn't brake for any of the corners.
GSoE: 9/10 - Has everything you want in a film, including a fat sidekick providing comedy relief.
HH scale of accurate titling: 5/10 - Title is fairly ambiguous and doesn't offer up the certainty of something like "Stabby Blond".
Michaels Scale of t*ts OR war: 10/10 - plenty of t*ts with bonus beaver and some fairly bloody violence.
Rowley Scale of Northern Thriftiness: 8/10 - had to rent it off Amazon but came in at £3.49 and it's Mrs Superfly's account so I paid nowt.
TSRRN-Q: most people might go for "I think she's the f*ck of the century" but I much prefer "she's got that magna cum laude p*ssy on her that done fried up your brain".
What I learned - Johnny Boz should have fired his maid for not cleaning his bed sheets more often. The amount of cum that showed up under the black light was horrific. Could have cracked those sheets against the wall.
Tino memorial rating : 9.1678 - starts at 100 mph and doesn't brake for any of the corners.
GSoE: 9/10 - Has everything you want in a film, including a fat sidekick providing comedy relief.
HH scale of accurate titling: 5/10 - Title is fairly ambiguous and doesn't offer up the certainty of something like "Stabby Blond".
Michaels Scale of t*ts OR war: 10/10 - plenty of t*ts with bonus beaver and some fairly bloody violence.
Rowley Scale of Northern Thriftiness: 8/10 - had to rent it off Amazon but came in at £3.49 and it's Mrs Superfly's account so I paid nowt.
TSRRN-Q: most people might go for "I think she's the f*ck of the century" but I much prefer "she's got that magna cum laude p*ssy on her that done fried up your brain".
What I learned - Johnny Boz should have fired his maid for not cleaning his bed sheets more often. The amount of cum that showed up under the black light was horrific. Could have cracked those sheets against the wall.
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Luther - The Fallen Sun.
Not having watched any of series but I was aware of what it was about I saw this last night.
Disjointed, poor dialogue, utterly preposterous plot developments, laughable villian it was all very 3rd rate James Bond.
Don't bother is my recommendation.
Speaking of Bond, how anyone thought he was in running for that role is a mystery.
Not having watched any of series but I was aware of what it was about I saw this last night.
Disjointed, poor dialogue, utterly preposterous plot developments, laughable villian it was all very 3rd rate James Bond.
Don't bother is my recommendation.
Speaking of Bond, how anyone thought he was in running for that role is a mystery.
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mikey_dragon wrote:1917 I found to be massively overhyped. I enjoyed it, but it seemed far, far less realistic than All Quiet on the Western Front. I haven’t seen the old versions yet but I hope to get around to it. By all accounts, the 2022 version was a little different.
I really liked 1917 to be honest. I liked the simplicity of the plot and some of the little things which were so smart. Saw it at the cinema then went home and watched Dunkirk which I thought was poor in comparison. Very mixed about AQOTWF. I mean - TANKS - but overall definitely overhyped.
Different opinions are allowed.
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Elvis, meh film and after a few attempts I still haven't finished it. Austin Butler is great in the role though.
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Watched Operation Fortune last night.
Disappointing to say the least. I like Statham, he's really at the action stuff and Hugh Grant has had a definite career upturn last few years but this film definitely below par. If it was purely action then it would have been better but played for laughs as well and it just fell flat.
Grant going for reprise of his role in The Gentlemen but not as good.
Shame as I'd been looking forward to it.
Disappointing to say the least. I like Statham, he's really at the action stuff and Hugh Grant has had a definite career upturn last few years but this film definitely below par. If it was purely action then it would have been better but played for laughs as well and it just fell flat.
Grant going for reprise of his role in The Gentlemen but not as good.
Shame as I'd been looking forward to it.
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