The Culture Cup Presents: The Cumquat Cup Final 16 - Jones vs Lineker

Looks like Piers has taken a further step to dominance, but who will join him. Today, because I'm late, I'm chucking up three rounds to speed things up. It's really going long this thing.

Owen Jones - left-wing journalist who seems to be on a crusade to prove he is the pinnacle of woke. 

Wayne Lineker - like what Savile would have been if he'd chosen Ibiza over local hospitals. There's a very legal difference between the two, which both CC lawyers have suggested I add.

Went for Lineker but if I voted 20 times throughout the day it could well have ended up 10-10. Worthy of a final, this one. Definite tie of the round so far.