Light-hearted riot thread - which boxers?

[Fists of Fury]

First topic message reminder :

In light of the ongoing riots, let's say you are a shop owner for the day. The angry mob has moved on to your street, and are heading straight for your shop. You (somehow) have the ability to summon two boxer, past or present, to your aid in order to fight off these hooligans.

Which two boxers would you choose?

My two picks would be Roberto Duran and Julio Cesar Chavez, between them I think they would form a lethal streetfighting combo, and I'd feel sorry for the looters should one of them get caught by Duran in a phone box..

[Mind the windows Tino.]

Sven Ottke would be a good one, he would turn the tables, and end up robbing them!

Ha !

I believe that we have our post of the day. Hats off, Sir.

I'm here all day.

That's what we are afraid of.

[Imperial Ghosty]

Happened though didn't it, your pathetic little pro welsh comment backfired as per usual, reel it in or **** off.

Hardly pro-Welsh. Just stating that we wouldnt allow it in this day and age. The EDL tried marching in Cardiff and the locals drove them out. We stick together and take pride in our city. Shame the same cant be said for other cities...

If I wanted to hear about how amazing your Poopie of a country was i'd torture myself and move to Wales, as I don't give a toss and you've already been proven wrong, shut up.

[Steffan]

Happened though didn't it, your pathetic little pro welsh comment backfired as per usual, reel it in or **** off.

Hardly pro-Welsh. Just stating that we wouldnt allow it in this day and age. The EDL tried marching in Cardiff and the locals drove them out. We stick together and take pride in our city. Shame the same cant be said for other cities...

If I wanted to hear about how amazing your Poopie of a country was i'd torture myself and move to Wales, as I don't give a toss and you've already been proven wrong, shut up.

Considering South Wales Police have given all their officers to London to help out...maybe you should think twice before slating my "Poopie of a country". So ungratefull...

[jbeadlesbigrighthand]

I'd go for Sonny Liston and David Tua. I can picture it now...

A group of looters approach the shop. Half of them see Sonny Liston giving his dead-eyed stare, p*ss themselves and run away. The other half don't notice Sonny, but decide there's enough of them to take on the short, squat gent in their way. Tua turns them into a pack of John Ruiz's.

[Imperial Ghosty]

Do you ever talk about anything without boring us with how amazing Wales is?

[Steffan]

Anyway I wouldnt worry. Once all this rioting has stopped London have got the Olympics next year to suck all our tax money away instead

[Imperial Ghosty]

Guess the Welsh have boycotted the olympics haven't they, you would do well to remember that it's mainly England who generates all the money for Britain as a whole.

[Steffan]

Guess the Welsh have boycotted the olympics haven't they

No we havnt boycotted it. No one can get tickets. There is nothing to boycott

[Imperial Ghosty]

Nice response you clown

[Steffan]

Nice response you clown

Thanks

[BALTIMORA]

Happened though didn't it, your pathetic little pro welsh comment backfired as per usual, reel it in or **** off.

Hardly pro-Welsh. Just stating that we wouldnt allow it in this day and age. The EDL tried marching in Cardiff and the locals drove them out. We stick together and take pride in our city. Shame the same cant be said for other cities...

Tell it as it is..: the locals saw people using Blackberry messenger and accused them of witchcraft...

[Super D Boon]

Happened though didn't it, your pathetic little pro welsh comment backfired as per usual, reel it in or **** off.

Hardly pro-Welsh. Just stating that we wouldnt allow it in this day and age. The EDL tried marching in Cardiff and the locals drove them out. We stick together and take pride in our city. Shame the same cant be said for other cities...

If I wanted to hear about how amazing your Poopie of a country was i'd torture myself and move to Wales, as I don't give a toss and you've already been proven wrong, shut up.

Considering South Wales Police have given all their officers to London to help out...maybe you should think twice before slating my "Poopie of a country". So ungratefull...

Also took money from Welsh sport to fund it.

The London Olympics will suck balls. Not even Londoners living right next to the stadia can get a ticket yet swallow the council tax hike......nice!

Lord Coe - What an odious man! "What do you want these Olympcis to be?" he says.

"We want them to be somewhere else" say the masses.

[TopHat24/7]

Anyway I wouldnt worry. Once all this rioting has stopped London have got the Olympics next year to suck all our tax money away instead

"Your" tax money? You take several times more out of the pot than you put in it so I can't see how "your" tax money is funding the Olympics in any way shape or form. Proportionately, London pays the majority of the countries tax bill and therefore is the majority funder of the Olympics. London will also be the biggest beneficiary so it all evens out nicely.

[The Galveston Giant]

Probably take Foreman and Liston, get it sorted out quick.

[joeyjojo618]

Valuev could be used as a human scarecrow, not sure many people would call your bluff and take him on.

[Il Gialloblu]

I'd nominate Amir Khan to drive down there and have Larry Holmes on top of his car to dropkick anyone who Amir missed.

[The Galveston Giant]

Tyson standing there with chain full of peoples ears. Blood dripping from his mouth.

[Fists of Fury]

I'd nominate Amir Khan to drive down there and have Larry Holmes on top of his car to dropkick anyone who Amir missed.

What about Khan and Hamed to both drive down there? Couldn't miss!

[jbeadlesbigrighthand]

I'd nominate Amir Khan to drive down there and have Larry Holmes on top of his car to dropkick anyone who Amir missed.

Ha ha ha! Classic!

[eddyfightfan]

Ike Ibeabuchi and oliver mccall would make a formidable team

[Scottrf]

That would never happen now. Cardiff is a close knit city. The locals wouldnt stand for it. And even though south Wales is a victim of the recession with unemployment, we do not have the social and cultural problems that London and Birmingham get. Thank goodness as well

It has just spread to Wales. Workers at a local brothel attacking a car:

Spoiler:

[The Pugilist]

Wladimir - to stand in the door way, and give rioter's that psychopathic look he's got. The one that makes your balls crawl up inside you. Then it's got to be Iron Mike, as he's not afraid to play dirty. Plus, you're not going to start a fight on a man who's tattoo'd his own face.

[coxy0001]

That would never happen now. Cardiff is a close knit city. The locals wouldnt stand for it. And even though south Wales is a victim of the recession with unemployment, we do not have the social and cultural problems that London and Birmingham get. Thank goodness as well

It has just spread to Wales. Workers at a local brothel attacking a car:

Spoiler:

It's got worse, they got the guy out of his car.....

Spoiler:

[Steffan]

National Rail have been busy as your average Londoner flees the city

Spoiler:

[Scottrf]

#cantbeatabitofracismlad

[Steffan]

#cantbeatabitofracismlad

#yesyouwouldknowallaboutit

[Imperial Ghosty]

There's a difference between stereotyping and racism.

[Steffan]

There's a difference between stereotyping and racism.

I regard the sheep posts as racist

[Scottrf]

A race has to be within the same species. Unless you count hybrids as the same species.

[Imperial Ghosty]

Your race i'm assuming is white british just like Scott and myself, it is a stereotype to mention sheep with regards to the Welsh but it is not racist which your comment quite clearly was, do you wish me to educate you some more?

[BALTIMORA]

There's a difference between stereotyping and racism.

I regard the sheep posts as racist

It's not.

[Scottrf]

P.S. I wont go further off topic. Hope things are good with you Steph.

[Steffan]

There's a difference between stereotyping and racism.

I regard the sheep posts as racist

It's not.

I think you will find it is?

[Fists of Fury]

Cut it out chaps, go and think of questions to ask Antonio Tarver, instead.

[Imperial Ghosty]

Think you'll find racism has to be directed towards a race of people if i'm not mistaken?

[Steffan]

P.S. I wont go further off topic. Hope things are good with you Steph.

Fine thanks. Golfing tomorrow. 18 holes. Looking forward to it

[Steffan]

Think you'll find racism has to be directed towards a race of people if i'm not mistaken?

Last time I looked I was White European. I dont mind the sheep jokes though. And the anti-Welsh racism is fine. If Ann Robinson can get away with it why cant people on the internet hey...

[Imperial Ghosty]

The Welsh aren't a race Steffan i'd expect someone with your level of intelligence or apparently lack of to know the difference between a nationality and a race. Your race whether you like it or not will be white/caucasian british, it's something you're born into you don't choose it.

[BALTIMORA]

Think you'll find racism has to be directed towards a race of people if i'm not mistaken?

Last time I looked I was White European. I dont mind the sheep jokes though. And the anti-Welsh racism is fine. If Ann Robinson can get away with it why cant people on the internet hey...

That ginger old mare..?

[HumanWindmill]

Plenty of places for you chaps to discuss race at 606v2.

For example, you could chat about the Premiership title race in the football section, the Grand National race at the horse racing board, the 100 metre race at the athletics board, the ATP tour race at the tennis board, etc.

As I say, plenty of places to discuss race at v2.

The boxing board isn't one of them.

[Steffan]

Think you'll find racism has to be directed towards a race of people if i'm not mistaken?

Last time I looked I was White European. I dont mind the sheep jokes though. And the anti-Welsh racism is fine. If Ann Robinson can get away with it why cant people on the internet hey...

That ginger old mare..?

I was all up for a public lynching after what she did...

[BALTIMORA]

Plenty of places for you chaps to discuss race at 606v2.

For example, you could chat about the Premiership title race in the football section, the Grand National race at the horse racing board, the 100 metre race at the athletics board, the ATP tour race at the tennis board, etc.

As I say, plenty of places to discuss race at v2.

The boxing board isn't one of them.

What do you mean by 'one of them' eh, Windy?

[HumanWindmill]

Plenty of places for you chaps to discuss race at 606v2.

For example, you could chat about the Premiership title race in the football section, the Grand National race at the horse racing board, the 100 metre race at the athletics board, the ATP tour race at the tennis board, etc.

As I say, plenty of places to discuss race at v2.

The boxing board isn't one of them.

What do you mean by 'one of them' eh, Windy?

Very good, BALTI. Made me chuckle.

[Steffan]

I agree Windy. Im not going to mention race again (today)

Can we still lynch Anne Robinson though?

[Michaels, Sean]

I'd have a go on Robinson. My mate used to be convinced ginger birds smelt like fox pi55 but I'd give her the benefit of the doubt.

[Imperial Ghosty]

What about the race to see who is named as the 606vs greatest british boxer of all time?

[Steffan]

I'd have a go on Robinson. My mate used to be convinced ginger birds smelt like fox pi55 but I'd give her the benefit of the doubt.

I used to knock off a ginger bird. Fair do she was up for anything. If I was forced to nail Robinson I would go real rough on her

[HumanWindmill]

I agree Windy. Im not going to mention race again (today)

Can we still lynch Anne Robinson though?

Only if you photograph the event and post links so that we can all enjoy the taming of this particular shrew.

[BALTIMORA]

Gillian Anderson? She was ginger. Mmm...Agent Scully.

[HumanWindmill]

What about the race to see who is named as the 606vs greatest british boxer of all time?

Smartass.

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