THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD

by Guest Fri 25 Feb - 23:53

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off.

There once was goat from Llandudlow,

by **Pal Joey** Fri 26 Aug - 10:41

excellent!

by **Kenny** Fri 26 Aug - 11:25

Many have story's to tell ,

by **Pal Joey** Fri 26 Aug - 11:39

Many have story's to tell ,
But here's one you mightn't know well...

by **Kenny** Fri 26 Aug - 11:50

Many have story's to tell ,
But here's one you mightn't know well..
It starts with a girl and a slipper ,

by **Pal Joey** Fri 26 Aug - 11:58

Many have story's to tell ,
But here's one you mightn't know well..
It starts with a girl and a slipper ,
Who dances around with a kipper,

by **Kenny** Fri 26 Aug - 12:00

Many have story's to tell ,
But here's one you mightn't know well..
It starts with a girl and a slipper ,
Who dances around with a kipper,
Until she passes out with the smell

by littleswannygirl Fri 26 Aug - 12:05

by **Pal Joey** Fri 26 Aug - 12:09

A funny old man from Havant,

by **Kenny** Fri 26 Aug - 12:10

A funny old man from Havant,
Was known for the occasional rant ,

by **Pal Joey** Fri 26 Aug - 12:12

A funny old man from Havant,
Was known for the occasional rant ,
'Til one day he went too far,

by **Kenny** Fri 26 Aug - 12:33

A funny old man from Havant,
Was known for the occasional rant ,
'Til one day he went too far,
Whilst out driving his car ,

by **Pal Joey** Fri 26 Aug - 12:44

A funny old man from Havant,
Was known for the occasional rant ,
'Til one day he went too far,
Whilst out driving his car,
And now he's also a bit bent.

by **Kenny** Fri 26 Aug - 12:59

Making love to a girl named Sue ,

by **Pal Joey** Fri 26 Aug - 13:03

Making love to a girl named Sue ,
In a fragile wooden canoe,

by **Kenny** Fri 26 Aug - 13:06

Making love to a girl named Sue ,
In a fragile wooden canoe,
The sides they did creak ,

by **Pal Joey** Fri 26 Aug - 13:08

Making love to a girl named Sue ,
In a fragile wooden canoe,
The sides they did creak ,
And the oars hit my cheeks,

by **Kenny** Fri 26 Aug - 13:09

Making love to a girl named Sue ,
In a fragile wooden canoe,
The sides they did creak ,
And the oars hit my cheeks,
It probably wasn't a bright thing to do .

by **Pal Joey** Fri 26 Aug - 13:28

Arriving late for the opera,

by **Kenny** Fri 26 Aug - 13:36

Arriving late for the opera ,
I tripped over Micheal Chopra ,

by **Pal Joey** Fri 26 Aug - 14:13

Arriving late for the opera ,
I tripped over Micheal Chopra ,
Who was tying his shoes in the aisle,

by **Kenny** Fri 26 Aug - 14:19

Arriving late for the opera ,
I tripped over Micheal Chopra ,
Who was tying his shoes in the aisle,
He laughed and gave me a smile ,

by **Pal Joey** Fri 26 Aug - 14:22

Arriving late for the opera ,
I tripped over Micheal Chopra ,
Who was tying his shoes in the aisle,
He laughed and gave me a smile ,
Which I thought was kind of un-proper.

by **Kenny** Fri 26 Aug - 14:23

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 26 Aug - 14:23

The rain it was falling in torrents,

by **Kenny** Fri 26 Aug - 14:30

The rain it was falling in torrents,
I didn't see the danger that warrants,

by **Pal Joey** Fri 26 Aug - 14:34

The rain it was falling in torrents,
I didn't see the danger that warrants,
As I opened the door to the fuse box,

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 26 Aug - 14:35

by **Kenny** Fri 26 Aug - 14:36

The rain it was falling in torrents,
I didn't see the danger that warrants,
As I opened the door to the fuse box,
I was shocked right out of my socks,

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 26 Aug - 14:40

The rain it was falling in torrents,
I didn't see the danger that warrants,
As I opened the door to the fuse box,
I was shocked right out of my socks,
Much to my family's abhorrence.

by **Kenny** Fri 26 Aug - 14:49

If your ever down in the dumps ,

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 26 Aug - 15:00

If your ever down in the dumps ,
'Cos your face is all covered in lumps,

by **Kenny** Fri 26 Aug - 15:02

If your ever down in the dumps ,
'Cos your face is all covered in lumps,
Then just swallow your pride ,

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 26 Aug - 15:03

If your ever down in the dumps ,
'Cos your face is all covered in lumps,
Then just swallow your pride ,
Take your wife for a ride,

by **Kenny** Fri 26 Aug - 15:07

If your ever down in the dumps ,
'Cos your face is all covered in lumps,
Then just swallow your pride ,
Take your wife for a ride,
And everthing will come up trumps

by littleswannygirl Fri 26 Aug - 21:24

We were enjoying a day at the races,

by **Kenny** Fri 26 Aug - 23:10

We were enjoying a day at the races,
Putting our stallion through his paces ,

by **Pal Joey** Sat 27 Aug - 0:16

We were enjoying a day at the races,
Putting our stallion through his paces ,
But soon after he broke the field,

by **Kenny** Sat 27 Aug - 0:24

We were enjoying a day at the races,
Putting our stallion through his paces ,
But soon after he broke the field,
Glaring my eyes i did shield ,

by **Pal Joey** Sat 27 Aug - 0:26

We were enjoying a day at the races,
Putting our stallion through his paces ,
But soon after he broke the field,
Glaring my eyes i did shield ,
The sun, before he tripped and fell on our faces.

by **Kenny** Sat 27 Aug - 0:31

Carry your cash in bag the said ,

by **Pal Joey** Sat 27 Aug - 0:34

Carry your cash in a bag they said,
If you want to get ahead,

by **Kenny** Sat 27 Aug - 0:39

Carry your cash in a bag they said,
If you want to get ahead,
Dont squander your money

by **Pal Joey** Sat 27 Aug - 0:54

Carry your cash in a bag they said,
If you want to get ahead,
Dont squander your money,
In the land of milk & honey,

by **Kenny** Sat 27 Aug - 1:00

Carry your cash in a bag they said,
If you want to get ahead,
Dont squander your money,
In the land of milk & honey,
Or you will end up living in a shed

by **Pal Joey** Sat 27 Aug - 1:10

by **Kenny** Sat 27 Aug - 12:11

We were having a party one day ,

by Corporalhumblebucket Sat 27 Aug - 12:21

We were having a party one day ,
The parents were out - we made hay.

by **Kenny** Sat 27 Aug - 12:26

We were having a party one day ,
The parents were out - we made hay.
Lots of girls lots of beer ,

by **Pal Joey** Sat 27 Aug - 13:43

We were having a party one day ,
The parents were out - we made hay.
Lots of girls lots of beer ,
And a clown with no ears,

by Corporalhumblebucket Sat 27 Aug - 14:29

We were having a party one day ,
The parents were out - we made hay.
Lots of girls lots of beer ,
And a clown with no ears,
Who burnt the house down - he'll pay!

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