The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri May 27 2022, 15:34

C*nts or Inspiral, that is the question
Inspiral is unquestionably equestrian
It's a horse of course
Alright, Inspector Morse

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri May 27 2022, 16:00

C*nts or Inspiral, that is the question
Inspiral is unquestionably equestrian
It's a horse of course
Alright, Inspector Morse
Calm down it was just a suggestion!

by **Galted** Fri May 27 2022, 16:04

Super is one funny guy

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon May 30 2022, 10:57

Super is one funny guy
Yes he is, but may I ask why?

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon May 30 2022, 12:09

Super is one funny guy
Yes he is, but may I ask why?
Funny how, like a clown?

by **Galted** Mon May 30 2022, 12:53

Super is one funny guy
Yes he is, but may I ask why?
Funny how, like a clown?
Or a ginger-haired Downe

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon May 30 2022, 18:41

Super is one funny guy
Yes he is, but may I ask why?
Funny how, like a clown?
Or a ginger-haired Downe
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue May 31 2022, 10:36

So Tino got the thread split

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue May 31 2022, 11:51

So Tino got the thread split
Shame my post was so sh*t

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue May 31 2022, 13:03

So Tino got the thread split
Shame my post was so sh*t
But not bad for a dead guy.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue May 31 2022, 13:07

So Tino got the thread split
Shame my post was so sh*t
But not bad for a dead guy.
That reminds me, Union says "hi"

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue May 31 2022, 13:11

So Tino got the thread split
Shame my post was so sh*t
But not bad for a dead guy.
That reminds me, Union says "hi"
His reverse lineals sure were a hit

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue May 31 2022, 13:17

Only Union could understand the rules

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Jun 01 2022, 09:58

Only Union could understand the rules
It really confused trolling tools

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Jun 01 2022, 10:34

Only Union could understand the rules
It really confused trolling tools
Wait, it also confused me?

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Jun 06 2022, 15:29

Only Union could understand the rules
It really confused trolling tools
Wait, it also confused me?
That was easy to see.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Jun 06 2022, 15:32

Only Union could understand the rules
It really confused trolling tools
Wait, it also confused me?
That was easy to see.
All those that entered, I pity the fools.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Jun 08 2022, 13:37

Why do boxers have big red hands?

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Jun 08 2022, 15:02

Why do boxers have big red hands?
Same reason rubber trumpets are in elastic bands.

by **Galted** Wed Jun 08 2022, 16:19

Why do boxers have big red hands?
Same reason rubber trumpets are in elastic bands
that's quite a response

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jun 09 2022, 05:09

Why do boxers have big red hands?
Same reason rubber trumpets are in elastic bands
that's quite a response
From a sharp-witted ponce

by **Galted** Thu Jun 09 2022, 07:53

Why do boxers have big red hands?
Same reason rubber trumpets are in elastic bands
that's quite a response
From a sharp-witted ponce
who gets off on beetles and ants

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jun 09 2022, 10:33

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jun 09 2022, 10:34

You know I'm only kidding, Tino

by **Galted** Thu Jun 09 2022, 10:42

You know I'm only kidding, Tino
and that you really prefer old age hos

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jun 09 2022, 11:51

You know I'm only kidding, Tino
and that you really prefer old age hos
so your intricate taste

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Jun 09 2022, 12:07

You know I'm only kidding, Tino
and that you really prefer old age hos
so your intricate taste
of virgins debased

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jun 09 2022, 12:32

You know I'm only kidding, Tino
and that you really prefer old age hos
so your intricate taste
of virgins debased
Supersedes sucking a tramp's 'toe'.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Jul 01 2022, 09:16

Didn't want to wreck LIW's streak

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jul 01 2022, 09:46

Didn't want to wreck LIW's streak
rIck, you're a leach, you freek

by **Galted** Fri Jul 01 2022, 09:59

Didn't want to wreck LIW's streak
rIck, you're a leach, you freek
and a fan of Jack Leech

by **Pal Joey** Fri Jul 01 2022, 10:04

Didn't want to wreck LIW's streak
rIck, you're a leach, you freek
and a fan of Jack Leech
with a Head like a peach

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jul 01 2022, 10:08

Didn't want to wreck LIW's streak
rIck, you're a leach, you freek
and a fan of Jack Leech
with a Head like a peach
This limerick's really quite week.

by **Pal Joey** Fri Jul 01 2022, 12:10

I D'hondt really care what you think

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Jul 01 2022, 12:42

I D'hondt really care what you think
Jules is kicking up quite the stink

by **Pal Joey** Fri Jul 01 2022, 12:44

I D'hondt really care what you think
Jules is kicking up quite the stink
Since he misplaced his pipe

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Jul 01 2022, 13:05

I D'hondt really care what you think
Jules is kicking up quite the stink
Since he misplaced his pipe
Behind a huge pile of tripe

by **Pal Joey** Fri Jul 01 2022, 13:12

I D'hondt really care what you think
Jules is kicking up quite the stink
Since he misplaced his pipe
Behind a huge pile of tripe
Near an autographed CD from Pink

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Jul 01 2022, 13:15

CD? He still has a record player

by **Pal Joey** Fri Jul 01 2022, 13:23

CD? He still has a record player
Released by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jul 26 2022, 20:56

CD? He still has a record player
Released by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
No - Edison cylinders

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Jul 27 2022, 16:12

CD? He still has a record player
Released by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
No - Edison cylinders
Playing Darwin's syllabus

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Jul 27 2022, 16:15

CD? He still has a record player
Released by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
No - Edison cylinders
Playing Darwin's syllabus
And the greatest hits of Leo Sayer

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Jul 27 2022, 16:23

You make me feel like dancing.

by **superflyweight** Wed Jul 27 2022, 16:24

You make me feel like dancing
Have you ever been to Lansing?

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Jul 27 2022, 16:26

You make me feel like dancing
Have you ever been to Lansing?
No, but I will give it my all tonight

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Jul 27 2022, 16:27

You make me feel like dancing
Have you ever been to Lansing?
No, but I will give it my all tonight
riCk giving with all his might

by **Pal Joey** Wed Jul 27 2022, 22:29

You make me feel like dancing
Have you ever been to Lansing?
No, but I will give it my all tonight
rIck giving with all his might
To avoid another michaelsing.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Jul 28 2022, 14:24

Has Duty done their quiz yet?

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Jul 28 2022, 14:25

Has Duty done their quiz yet?
Too busy surfing Grindr, I bet.

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