The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 27 May 2022, 3:34 pm

First topic message reminder :

C*nts or Inspiral, that is the question
Inspiral is unquestionably equestrian
It's a horse of course
Alright, Inspector Morse

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 19 Aug 2022, 8:41 am

Has Duty done their quiz yet?
Too busy surfing Grindr, I bet.
Well, hope he gets lucky

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 19 Aug 2022, 10:07 am

Has Duty done their quiz yet?
Too busy surfing Grindr, I bet.
Well, hope he gets lucky
I'm sure he will, he's quite plucky

by **Galted** Fri 19 Aug 2022, 11:20 am

Has Duty done their quiz yet?
Too busy surfing Grindr, I bet.
Well, hope he gets lucky
I'm sure he will, he's quite plucky
And his knob's longer than a baguette

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 19 Aug 2022, 11:34 am

Is it also filled with cheese?

by **Galted** Fri 19 Aug 2022, 11:42 am

Is it also filled with cheese?
I don't know but it hangs past his knees

by **Pal Joey** Fri 19 Aug 2022, 11:53 am

Is it also filled with cheese?
I don't know but it hangs past his knees
And it's festooned with flags

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 19 Aug 2022, 12:54 pm

Is it also filled with cheese?
I don't know but it hangs past his knees
And it's festooned with flags
And oily rags

by **Pal Joey** Fri 19 Aug 2022, 1:09 pm

Is it also filled with cheese?
I don't know but it hangs past his knees
And it's festooned with flags
And oily rags
Because his motto is: "Come as you please!"

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 19 Aug 2022, 2:34 pm

Duty thinks we have culture.

by **Pal Joey** Tue 23 Aug 2022, 11:39 am

Duty thinks we have culture,
Expressed by Tino's sculpture,

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 23 Aug 2022, 12:59 pm

Duty thinks we have culture,
Expressed by Tino's sculpture,
of Galted's tiny knob

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 23 Aug 2022, 2:07 pm

Duty thinks we have culture,
Expressed by Tino's sculpture,
of Galted's tiny knob
A chode like blob

by **Pal Joey** Tue 23 Aug 2022, 2:10 pm

Duty thinks we have culture,
Expressed by Tino's sculpture,
of Galted's tiny knob
A chode like blob
Attempting to stuff Jules' pet vulture

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 09 Sep 2022, 3:03 pm

Too soon for a limerick of the Queen?

by **Galted** Fri 09 Sep 2022, 6:14 pm

Too soon for a limerick of the Queen?
I heard she once sucked Mr Bean

by Mind the windows Tino. Sun 11 Sep 2022, 10:00 am

Too soon for a limerick of the Queen?
I heard she once sucked Mr Bean
Yes, in Balmoral I believe

by **Galted** Mon 12 Sep 2022, 10:43 am

Too soon for a limerick of the Queen?
I heard she once sucked Mr Bean
Yes, in Balmoral I believe
riding Christopher Reeve

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 12 Sep 2022, 10:47 am

Too soon for a limerick of the Queen?
I heard she once sucked Mr Bean
Yes, in Balmoral I believe
riding Christopher Reeve
Prince Phil thought it rather mean.

by **Galted** Mon 12 Sep 2022, 11:08 am

I'm dismayed at your lack of respect

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 12 Sep 2022, 11:14 am

I'm dismayed at your lack of respect
My soul, Satan will soon collect

by **Galted** Mon 12 Sep 2022, 11:41 am

I'm dismayed at your lack of respect
My soul, Satan will soon collect
Julius too

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 12 Sep 2022, 11:47 am

I'm dismayed at your lack of respect
My soul, Satan will soon collect
Julius too
A question mark for you?

by **Pal Joey** Mon 12 Sep 2022, 11:58 am

I'm dismayed at your lack of respect
My soul, Satan will soon collect
Julius too
A question mark for you?
Or an interrobang for you to inspect ‽

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 12 Sep 2022, 11:59 am

l*l

Pee Jay has just played a blinder

by **Galted** Tue 13 Sep 2022, 10:00 am

Pee Jay has just played a blinder
I'll use it on Mumsnet and Grindr

by **superflyweight** Tue 13 Sep 2022, 10:21 am

Pee Jay has just played a blinder
I'll use it on Mumsnet and Grindr
You'll likely get pegged

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 13 Sep 2022, 10:53 am

Pee Jay has just played a blinder
I'll use it on Mumsnet and Grindr
You'll likely get pegged
Whilst his flat gets egged

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 16 Sep 2022, 10:53 am

Pee Jay has just played a blinder
I'll use it on Mumsnet and Grindr
You'll likely get pegged
Whilst his flat gets egged
You'll be up in front of Judge Rinder (not Rinder)

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 19 Oct 2022, 2:42 pm

That's probably my finest Michaels.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 19 Oct 2022, 2:46 pm

That's probably my finest Michaels.
So cold it had its own icicles.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 19 Oct 2022, 5:23 pm

That's probably my finest Michaels.
So cold it had its own icicles.
Like a brass monkey's balls

by **Galted** Wed 19 Oct 2022, 6:40 pm

That's probably my finest Michaels.
So cold it had its own icicles.
Like a brass monkey's balls
or Davina McCall's

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 19 Oct 2022, 6:50 pm

That's probably my finest Michaels.
So cold it had its own icicles.
Like a brass monkey's balls
or Davina McCall's
Vagina after riding some bicycles.

by **Galted** Wed 19 Oct 2022, 8:31 pm

well that was a b*stard to rhyme

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 20 Oct 2022, 12:01 pm

Well that was a b*stard to rhyme
Yes it was

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 20 Oct 2022, 12:04 pm

Well that was a b*stard to rhyme
Yes it was
Don't do it again

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 20 Oct 2022, 12:10 pm

Well that was a b*stard to rhyme
Yes it was
Don't do it again
I definitely won't, Jules.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 20 Oct 2022, 12:12 pm

Well that was a b*stard to rhyme
Yes it was
Don't do it again
I definitely won't, Jules.
Good, thanks

by **Galted** Thu 20 Oct 2022, 2:09 pm

Not sure if that warrants applause

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 20 Oct 2022, 2:13 pm

Not sure if that warrants applause
It's alright, it's for a worthy cause

by **Galted** Thu 20 Oct 2022, 2:26 pm

Not sure if that warrants applause
It's alright, it's for a worthy cause
in that case clap-clap

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 31 Oct 2022, 10:07 am

Not sure if that warrants applause
It's alright, it's for a worthy cause
in that case clap-clap
For creating a phat rap

by **Pal Joey** Mon 31 Oct 2022, 11:49 am

Not sure if that warrants applause
It's alright, it's for a worthy cause
in that case clap-clap
For creating a phat rap
Whilst conquering male menopause

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 31 Oct 2022, 12:04 pm

Peej as random as ever

by **Pal Joey** Wed 16 Nov 2022, 10:18 am

Peej as random as ever
I'd agree with you mostly, however

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 18 Nov 2022, 8:09 am

Peej as random as ever
I'd agree with you mostly, however
He doth make them rhyme

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 18 Nov 2022, 10:13 am

Peej as random as ever
I'd agree with you mostly, however
He doth make them rhyme
He does most of the time

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 18 Nov 2022, 2:53 pm

Peej as random as ever
I'd agree with you mostly, however
He doth make them rhyme
He does most of the time
Unlike me unfortunately

by **Galted** Fri 18 Nov 2022, 4:35 pm

Was it the right time to rhyme time with rhyme?

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 21 Nov 2022, 9:58 am

Was it the right time to rhyme time with rhyme?
There's never a right time to mime

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