The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

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C*nts or Inspiral, that is the question
Inspiral is unquestionably equestrian
It's a horse of course
Alright, Inspector Morse

[JuliusHMarx]

I'm a black, gay woman called June
But at least you're not fat, you old prune

[Pal Joey]

I'm a black, gay woman called June
But at least you're not fat, you old prune
But let's change the subject to palindromes

[Galted]

I'm a black, gay woman called June
But at least you're not fat, you old prune
But let's change the subject to palindromes
and completely f*ck up the metre of this rhyme with a word like 'chromosomes'

[JuliusHMarx]

I'm a black, gay woman called June
But at least you're not fat, you old prune
But let's change the subject to palindromes
and completely f*ck up the metre of this rhyme with a word like 'chromosomes'
and use 'metre' instead of 'meter', you loon.

[Galted]

How dare you assume I'm a Yank

[JuliusHMarx]

How dare you assume I'm a Yank
I didn't, I assumed you were a plank

[Galted]

How dare you assume I'm a Yank
I didn't, I assumed you were a plank
well that's reassuring

[Pal Joey]

How dare you assume I'm a Yank
I didn't, I assumed you were a plank
well that's reassuring
like the sound of grandpa snoring

[Galted]

How dare you assume I'm a Yank
I didn't, I assumed you were a plank
well that's reassuring
like the sound of grandpa snoring
when he's done with his afternoon w*nk

[rIck_dAgless]

MS Teams can suck my balls

[JuliusHMarx]

MS Teams can suck my balls
TS Eliot can paint my walls

[Galted]

MS Teams can suck my balls
TS Eliot can paint my walls
CS gas makes me cry

[rIck_dAgless]

MS Teams can suck my balls
TS Eliot can paint my walls
CS gas makes me cry
NOs makes me fly

[Galted]

MS Teams can suck my balls
TS Eliot can paint my walls
CS gas makes me cry
NOs make me fly
PS glad that I'm not Biggie Smalls

[JuliusHMarx]

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