THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD

by Guest Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:53 pm

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off.

There once was goat from Llandudlow,

by Guest Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:59 pm

Who heard something sneek up from below

by Guest Sat 26 Feb 2011, 12:02 am

don't forget to copy the preceding lines onto your line...

There once was goat from Llandudlow,
Who heard something sneek up from below,
etc etc

by Fernando Sat 26 Feb 2011, 2:48 pm

There once was goat from Llandudlow,
Who heard something sneek up from below,
when up popped a clown with a great big frown

any better?

by Legend Sat 26 Feb 2011, 3:05 pm

There once was goat from Llandudlow,
Who heard something sneek up from below,
when up popped a clown with a great big frown
So it slipped and died in a mudflow

by Solerina Sat 26 Feb 2011, 3:23 pm

Legend wrote:There once was goat from Llandudlow,
Who heard something sneek up from below,
when up popped a clown with a great big frown
So it slipped and died in a mudflow

Hate to spoil the flow of this thread but is this the complete limerick? Coz it reads properly but it seems it's only 4 lines not five.

Should it read like this?....

There once was goat from Llandudlow,
Who heard something sneek up from below,
when up popped a clown
with a great big frown
So it slipped and died in a mudflow

........this makes five lines......I'm slightly confused lol.

It's a very good limerick tho' Very Happy

Sorry if I've completely mucked up your limerick thread Jubbahey

Solerina

by Legend Sat 26 Feb 2011, 3:26 pm

Yeah Solerina that's right, but it's just that fernando did two at once so I left it how he put it thumbsup

by Legend Sat 26 Feb 2011, 5:03 pm

Next Limerick:

If you catch a Chinchilla in Chile

by Guest Sat 26 Feb 2011, 5:05 pm

If you catch a Chinchilla in Chile
You might look a little bit silly

by Legend Sat 26 Feb 2011, 5:09 pm

If you catch a Chinchilla in Chile
You might look a little bit silly
Some people will laugh

by Guest Sat 26 Feb 2011, 5:13 pm

If you catch a Chinchilla in Chile
You might look a little bit silly
Some people will laugh
but its not a gaffe

by Legend Sat 26 Feb 2011, 5:18 pm

If you catch a Chinchilla in Chile
You might look a little bit silly
Some people will laugh
but its not a gaffe
Cause its for your mate called Billy

by Guest Sat 26 Feb 2011, 5:22 pm

There once was a guy from the toon

by Legend Sat 26 Feb 2011, 5:27 pm

There once was a guy from the toon
Who was a bit of a loon

by Solerina Sat 26 Feb 2011, 5:29 pm

There once was a guy from the toon
Who was a bit of a loon
He'd go out of a night

by Legend Sat 26 Feb 2011, 5:30 pm

i had a great plan for this.
involving YI man and Leeds fan

by Guest Sat 26 Feb 2011, 5:32 pm

There once was a guy from the toon
Who was a bit of a loon
He'd go out of a night
Thinking it was still light

by Legend Sat 26 Feb 2011, 5:35 pm

There once was a guy from the toon
Who was a bit of a loon
He'd go out of a night
Thinking it was still light
Ending up in bed with a baboon

by Solerina Sat 26 Feb 2011, 5:36 pm

Legend wrote: i had a great plan for this.
involving YI man and Leeds fan

Well I had big plans before you posted the second line and spoiled it for me lol

by Solerina Sat 26 Feb 2011, 5:37 pm

Legend wrote:There once was a guy from the toon
Who was a bit of a loon
He'd go out of a night
Thinking it was still light
Ending up in bed with a baboon

That's brilliant Legend! Very Happy

by Legend Sat 26 Feb 2011, 6:05 pm

The lass I brought home was a prize,

by Fernando Sat 26 Feb 2011, 6:12 pm

there was a man called immobile
he came from constantinoble
with whim and a wham
he had eaten his spam
boy was he ever so noble

by Fernando Sat 26 Feb 2011, 6:15 pm

there a lady called jojo
who had such massive mojo
she sat their and smiled
as the boys went wild
and now she works at pizza gogo.

by Legend Sat 26 Feb 2011, 6:19 pm

fernando have you read the first post?

by Fernando Sat 26 Feb 2011, 6:30 pm

i got told to post my full 1 here Very Happy

by Legend Sat 26 Feb 2011, 6:32 pm

ok fair enough m8

by Fernando Sat 26 Feb 2011, 6:33 pm

The lass I brought home was a prize,
i couldn't look her in the eyes

by Legend Sat 26 Feb 2011, 6:42 pm

The lass I brought home was a prize,
i couldn't look her in the eyes
Her beautiful long hair

by Solerina Sat 26 Feb 2011, 9:45 pm

The lass I brought home was a prize,
i couldn't look her in the eyes
Her beautiful long hair
and fetching knitwear

by Legend Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:19 pm

The lass I brought home was a prize,
i couldn't look her in the eyes
Her beautiful long hair
and fetching knitwear
But the beard was a real surprise

by Solerina Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:32 pm

Legend wrote:The lass I brought home was a prize,
i couldn't look her in the eyes
Her beautiful long hair
and fetching knitwear
But the beard was a real surprise

ROFL!!!

Solerina

by Guest Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:50 pm

Some great limericks guys and girls, well done.

Fernando, to be fair, so everyone gets a few lines in now and again, only one line please, not a whole limerick, although they were good thumbsup

Here's another one to start......

If Mabel and Abel were able,

by Legend Sun 27 Feb 2011, 7:01 am

Jubbahey: we were posting loads of limericks in the live chat, so he decided to post up some of his straight into here.

If Mabel and Abel were able,
I'm sure they would dance on a table

by Solerina Mon 28 Feb 2011, 2:13 pm

If Mabel and Abel were able,
I'm sure they would dance on a table
But their knees gave them pain

by Legend Mon 28 Feb 2011, 2:21 pm

If Mabel and Abel were able,
I'm sure they would dance on a table
But their knees gave them pain.
And they couldn't maintain

by Guest Mon 28 Feb 2011, 2:23 pm

If Mabel and Abel were able,
I'm sure they would dance on a table
But their knees gave them pain.
And they couldn't maintain
Now this story is more of a fable.

by Legend Mon 28 Feb 2011, 2:27 pm

The model was striking a pose

by Guest Mon 28 Feb 2011, 2:36 pm

The model was striking a pose
Whilst her finger was shoved up her nose

by Solerina Mon 28 Feb 2011, 2:38 pm

The model was striking a pose
Whilst her finger was shoved up her nose
The camera went off

by David Tails Mon 28 Feb 2011, 2:56 pm

Sorry, I'm breaking the flow of the most recent Limerick, but since this thread seems to be popular, and my site is relevant, I've decided to tout my website on it!

This Place Here

by Legend Mon 28 Feb 2011, 2:59 pm

The model was striking a pose
Whilst her finger was shoved up her nose
The camera went off
She ate from a trough

by Guest Mon 28 Feb 2011, 3:10 pm

The model was striking a pose
Whilst her finger was shoved up her nose
The camera went off
She ate from a trough
The she washed herself down with a hose.

by Legend Mon 28 Feb 2011, 3:26 pm

There once was someone so smart,

by Solerina Mon 28 Feb 2011, 3:43 pm

There once was someone so smart,
They joined the AA with 'Home Start'

by President Trump Mon 28 Feb 2011, 4:17 pm

There once was someone so smart,
They joined the AA with 'Home Start'
He got in his car

by Legend Mon 28 Feb 2011, 5:10 pm

There once was someone so smart,
They joined the AA with 'Home Start'
He got in his car
Said "Ulaanbaatar"

by President Trump Mon 28 Feb 2011, 5:29 pm

There once was someone so smart,
They joined the AA with 'Home Start'
He got in his car
Said "Ulaanbaatar"
and soiled his pants with a shart

by Legend Mon 28 Feb 2011, 5:33 pm

There once was a fisher from Michigan

by President Trump Mon 28 Feb 2011, 5:37 pm

There once was a fisher from Michigan
Who forgot which pocket his hooks where in

by Legend Mon 28 Feb 2011, 5:39 pm

There once was a fisher from Michigan
Who forgot which pocket his hooks where in
He looked in the left

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