The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue 04 Oct 2011, 12:20 pm

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off.

There was an old sailor from Crewe,

by President Trump Tue 04 Oct 2011, 12:23 pm

There was an old sailor from Crewe
Who after years on a boat he grew

by **Pal Joey** Tue 04 Oct 2011, 12:25 pm

There was an old sailor from Crewe,
Who after years on a boat he grew,
A beard so thick and red,

by President Trump Tue 04 Oct 2011, 12:26 pm

There was an old sailor from Crewe,
Who after years on a boat he grew,
A beard so thick and red,
And not a blade on his head

by **Pal Joey** Tue 04 Oct 2011, 12:28 pm

There was an old sailor from Crewe,
Who after years on a boat he grew,
A beard so thick and red,
And not a blade on his head,
Made up for his heavy tattoos

by President Trump Thu 06 Oct 2011, 10:44 am

There once was a girl with no feet

by **Pal Joey** Thu 06 Oct 2011, 11:31 am

There once was a girl with no feet
Whose voice was so soft and sweet,

by President Trump Thu 06 Oct 2011, 12:17 pm

There once was a girl with no feet
Whose voice was so soft and sweet,
She went into town

by **Pal Joey** Thu 06 Oct 2011, 12:19 pm

There once was a girl with no feet
Whose voice was so soft and sweet,
She went into town,
In a loose-fitting gown,

by President Trump Thu 06 Oct 2011, 1:17 pm

There once was a girl with no feet
Whose voice was so soft and sweet,
She went into town,
In a loose-fitting gown,
Where she fell and lost all her teeth

by **Pal Joey** Thu 06 Oct 2011, 1:41 pm

...poor thing

If ever you're lost in the wild,

by littleswannygirl Thu 06 Oct 2011, 2:28 pm

If ever you're lost in the wild,
And the weather's not particularly mild,

by President Trump Thu 06 Oct 2011, 3:15 pm

If ever you're lost in the wild,
And the weather's not particularly mild,
Just stick out your tongue

by **Pal Joey** Thu 06 Oct 2011, 9:40 pm

If ever you're lost in the wild,
And the weather's not particularly mild,
Just stick out your tongue,
and break into a run,

by littleswannygirl Sat 08 Oct 2011, 3:59 am

If ever you're lost in the wild,
And the weather's not particularly mild,
Just stick out your tongue,
and break into a run,
But don't let the elephants get riled.

by **Kenny** Sat 08 Oct 2011, 3:37 pm

i have missed a few good ones

by **Kenny** Sat 08 Oct 2011, 3:37 pm

While layed up in my hospital bed ,

by Corporalhumblebucket Sat 08 Oct 2011, 6:45 pm

While layed up in my hospital bed ,
I awaited my impending op with dread.

by **Kenny** Sat 08 Oct 2011, 10:12 pm

While layed up in my hospital bed ,
I awaited my impending op with dread.
The nerves they just grew and grew

by Corporalhumblebucket Sat 08 Oct 2011, 10:16 pm

While layed up in my hospital bed ,
I awaited my impending op with dread.
The nerves they just grew and grew
As the surgeon said "your head will be completely new"

by **Kenny** Sat 08 Oct 2011, 10:34 pm

While layed up in my hospital bed ,
I awaited my impending op with dread.
The nerves they just grew and grew
As the surgeon said "your head will be completely new"
And sewn on with invisible thread

by **Pal Joey** Sat 08 Oct 2011, 11:31 pm

perfect!

A young boy playing with matches,

by **Kenny** Sun 09 Oct 2011, 11:28 am

A young boy playing with matches,
Had arms that were covered in scratches ,

by Corporalhumblebucket Sun 09 Oct 2011, 3:18 pm

A young boy playing with matches,
Had arms that were covered in scratches,
But try as he might

by **Kenny** Sun 09 Oct 2011, 3:51 pm

A young boy playing with matches,
Had arms that were covered in scratches,
But try as he might,
The matches wont light ,

by Guest Sun 09 Oct 2011, 4:02 pm

A young boy playing with matches,
Had arms that were covered in scratches,
But try as he might,
The matches wont light
So he quit smoking and used patches.

by Corporalhumblebucket Sun 09 Oct 2011, 4:03 pm

A young boy playing with matches,
Had arms that were covered in scratches,
But try as he might,
The matches wont light,
So his limbs were only inflamed in patches.

by Corporalhumblebucket Sun 09 Oct 2011, 4:04 pm

Nice one Y I - got in first!

by **Kenny** Sun 09 Oct 2011, 7:12 pm

There once was a Nun on the run

by Guest Sun 09 Oct 2011, 7:19 pm

There once was a Nun on the run
With a cheap imitation gun

by Corporalhumblebucket Sun 09 Oct 2011, 9:41 pm

There once was a Nun on the run
With a cheap imitation gun
She burst into a bank

by **Pal Joey** Sun 09 Oct 2011, 11:40 pm

There once was a Nun on the run
With a cheap imitation gun
She burst into a bank
But tripped on a plank

by **Kenny** Mon 10 Oct 2011, 1:29 pm

There once was a Nun on the run
With a cheap imitation gun
She burst into a bank
But tripped on a plank
Leaving her arse getting burnt by the sun

by **Pal Joey** Mon 10 Oct 2011, 2:24 pm

When Stan went on holidays to Tonga,

by **Kenny** Mon 10 Oct 2011, 2:26 pm

When Stan went on holidays to Tonga,
He took with him plenty of wonga ,

by **Pal Joey** Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:52 am

When Stan went on holidays to Tonga,
He took with him plenty of wonga,
The locals were impressed,

by **Kenny** Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:50 pm

When Stan went on holidays to Tonga,
He took with him plenty of wonga,
The locals were impressed,
By the way that he dressed ,

by **Pal Joey** Tue 11 Oct 2011, 1:45 pm

When Stan went on holidays to Tonga,
He took with him plenty of wonga,
The locals were impressed,
By the way that he dressed ,
He wished he was staying there longer.

by littleswannygirl Tue 11 Oct 2011, 1:46 pm

by **Kenny** Tue 11 Oct 2011, 1:47 pm

While going to work one day ,

by **Pal Joey** Tue 11 Oct 2011, 1:50 pm

While going to work one day ,
The skies were a threatening grey,

by **Kenny** Tue 11 Oct 2011, 1:51 pm

While going to work one day ,
The skies were a threatening grey,
My coat i'd forgotten ,

by littleswannygirl Tue 11 Oct 2011, 3:41 pm

While going to work one day ,
The skies were a threatening grey,
My coat i'd forgotten ,
I'm going to get sodden,

by **Kenny** Tue 11 Oct 2011, 3:47 pm

While going to work one day ,
The skies were a threatening grey,
My coat i'd forgotten ,
I'm going to get sodden,
When i get there what will my boss say .

by **Kenny** Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:46 am

Tony said "danger is my middle name "

by **Pal Joey** Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:50 am

Tony said "danger is my middle name "
Any kind of stunt - is all fair game,

by **Kenny** Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:02 pm

Tony said "danger is my middle name "
Any kind of stunt - is all fair game,
The bigger the better ,

by **Pal Joey** Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:06 pm

Tony said "danger is my middle name "
Any kind of stunt - is all fair game,
The bigger the better ,
Regardless of whether,

by **Kenny** Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:13 pm

Tony said "danger is my middle name "
Any kind of stunt - is all fair game,
The bigger the better ,
Regardless of whether,
I'll end up with money and fame

by **Kenny** Sun 16 Oct 2011, 1:58 pm

The once was a lady from Gwent

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