The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:57 pm

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off....

by **Pal Joey** Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:00 pm

The actor got mobbed by his fans,

by President Trump Wed 11 Jan 2012, 10:18 am

The actor got mobbed by his fans
On the way to the Offie for cans

by **Pal Joey** Wed 11 Jan 2012, 10:32 am

The actor got mobbed by his fans
On the way to the Offie for cans
But he got through the door

by President Trump Wed 11 Jan 2012, 10:35 am

The actor got mobbed by his fans
On the way to the Offie for cans
But he got through the door
and fell on the floor

by **Pal Joey** Wed 11 Jan 2012, 10:40 am

The actor got mobbed by his fans
On the way to the Offie for cans
But he got through the door
and fell on the floor
The lino felt cool on his glans

by President Trump Wed 11 Jan 2012, 10:47 am

good start to the new thread

I went Sky diving last Spring

by **Pal Joey** Wed 11 Jan 2012, 10:49 am

I went Sky diving last Spring
I'd heard it was the next big thing

by President Trump Wed 11 Jan 2012, 10:53 am

I went Sky diving last Spring
I'd heard it was the next big thing
I pulled on the cord

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 11 Jan 2012, 2:42 pm

I went Sky diving last Spring
I'd heard it was the next big thing
I pulled on the cord
And out popped my pork sword

by President Trump Wed 11 Jan 2012, 4:58 pm

I went Sky diving last Spring
I'd heard it was the next big thing
I pulled on the cord
And out popped my pork sword
And hit a nearby bird on the wing

by **Kenny** Wed 11 Jan 2012, 5:43 pm

Taking the bins out one night

by **Pal Joey** Thu 12 Jan 2012, 12:20 am

Taking the bins out one night
I was met with a terrible sight

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:18 am

Taking the bins out one night
I was met with a terrible sight:
My neighbour was nude,

by **Pal Joey** Thu 12 Jan 2012, 12:03 pm

Taking the bins out one night
I was met with a terrible sight:
My neighbour was nude,
Along with his brood,

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 12 Jan 2012, 12:22 pm

Taking the bins out one night
I was met with a terrible sight:
My neighbour was nude,
Along with his brood,
And as one they were taking a sh!te.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:44 pm

by **Kenny** Fri 13 Jan 2012, 1:07 pm

I found a pound on the floor

by **Pal Joey** Fri 13 Jan 2012, 1:10 pm

I found a pound on the floor
To whom it belonged I wasn't sure,

by **Kenny** Fri 13 Jan 2012, 1:12 pm

I found a pound on the floor
To whom it belonged I wasn't sure,
So i decided to keep it

by **Pal Joey** Fri 13 Jan 2012, 1:19 pm

I found a pound on the floor
To whom it belonged I wasn't sure,
So i decided to keep it
'Cos "who finds it should reap it"

by **Kenny** Fri 13 Jan 2012, 1:23 pm

I found a pound on the floor
To whom it belonged I wasn't sure,
So i decided to keep it
'Cos "who finds it should reap it"
And i will keep looking to find some more

by **Pal Joey** Fri 13 Jan 2012, 1:24 pm

The man who couldn't be killed

by **Kenny** Fri 13 Jan 2012, 2:36 pm

The man who couldn't be killed
Had nightmares of the blood that he'd spilled

by **Pal Joey** Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:22 pm

The man who couldn't be killed
Had nightmares of the blood that he'd spilled,
His enemies were frustrated

by **Kenny** Sun 15 Jan 2012, 3:00 pm

The man who couldn't be killed
Had nightmares of the blood that he'd spilled,
His enemies were frustrated
As most where castrated

by President Trump Mon 16 Jan 2012, 9:44 am

The man who couldn't be killed
Had nightmares of the blood that he'd spilled,
His enemies were frustrated
As most where castrated
And the Grim Reapers quota was filled

by **Kenny** Mon 16 Jan 2012, 1:02 pm

While out one one night on the tiles

by **Pal Joey** Mon 16 Jan 2012, 1:06 pm

While out one one night on the tiles
Surrounded by beautiful women... all smiles,

by **Kenny** Mon 16 Jan 2012, 1:11 pm

While out one one night on the tiles
Surrounded by beautiful women... all smiles,
A friend suddenley started to cough

by President Trump Mon 16 Jan 2012, 2:34 pm

While out one one night on the tiles
Surrounded by beautiful women... all smiles,
A friend suddenley started to cough
And spit up on Darren Gough

by **Kenny** Mon 16 Jan 2012, 3:17 pm

While out one one night on the tiles
Surrounded by beautiful women... all smiles,
A friend suddenley started to cough
And spit up on Darren Gough
Sending the girls running for miles

by President Trump Mon 16 Jan 2012, 3:20 pm

I saw a nerd in a bin

by **Kenny** Mon 16 Jan 2012, 3:22 pm

I saw a nerd in a bin
With spots all over his skin

by President Trump Mon 16 Jan 2012, 3:43 pm

I saw a nerd in a bin
With spots all over his skin
He was wiggling like mad

by **Kenny** Mon 16 Jan 2012, 3:44 pm

I saw a nerd in a bin
With spots all over his skin
He was wiggling like mad
And looking quite sad

by President Trump Mon 16 Jan 2012, 3:47 pm

I saw a nerd in a bin
With spots all over his skin
He was wiggling like mad
And looking quite sad
As he had squashed his figure of Qui-Gon Jinn

by **Kenny** Mon 16 Jan 2012, 3:52 pm

by **Kenny** Mon 16 Jan 2012, 3:54 pm

I sat in the back with a gun

by President Trump Mon 16 Jan 2012, 4:11 pm

I sat in the back with a gun
I felt weird dressed as a nun

by **Pal Joey** Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:30 pm

I sat in the back with a gun
I felt weird dressed as a nun
Then the Don did appear

by President Trump Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:26 am

I sat in the back with a gun
I felt weird dressed as a nun
Then the Don did appear
and was acting quite queer

by **Kenny** Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:52 pm

I sat in the back with a gun
I felt weird dressed as a nun
Then the Don did appear
and was acting quite queer
So i shot him and went on the run

by President Trump Tue 17 Jan 2012, 1:20 pm

nice one

I was thirsty and wanting a beer

by **Kenny** Tue 17 Jan 2012, 1:33 pm

I was thirsty and wanting a beer
So i went in a place that was near

by **Pal Joey** Tue 17 Jan 2012, 1:59 pm

I was thirsty and wanting a beer
So i went in a place that was near
But the bar was so sticky

by **Kenny** Tue 17 Jan 2012, 2:03 pm

I was thirsty and wanting a beer
So i went in a place that was near
But the bar was so sticky
And my friends took the micky

by **Pal Joey** Tue 17 Jan 2012, 2:16 pm

I was thirsty and wanting a beer
So i went in a place that was near
But the bar was so sticky
And my friends took the micky
Last time I go dressed up as a queer

by **Kenny** Tue 17 Jan 2012, 2:17 pm

by **Pal Joey** Tue 17 Jan 2012, 2:34 pm

Stumbling my way through a tunnel

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