The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:57 pm

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off....

by **Kenny** Sun 22 Jan 2012, 1:22 pm

No matter how young you are,
Big boobs are needing a bra
Especially when riding a horse
when a slap in the face sends you off course

by **Pal Joey** Sun 22 Jan 2012, 1:33 pm

No matter how young you are,
Big boobs are needing a bra
Especially when riding a horse
when a slap in the face sends you off course
and worse still; land on yer arse

by **Kenny** Sun 22 Jan 2012, 1:35 pm

As Noah sat still in the Whale

by **Pal Joey** Mon 23 Jan 2012, 4:02 am

As Noah sat still in the Whale
He peered down the length of its tail,

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:17 am

As Noah sat still in the Whale
He peered down the length of its tail,
Which he started to tickle

by President Trump Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:23 am

As Noah sat still in the Whale
He peered down the length of its tail,
Which he started to tickle
Until the whales pee started to trickle

by **Pal Joey** Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:29 am

As Noah sat still in the Whale
He peered down the length of its tail,
Which he started to tickle
Until the whales pee started to trickle
And the Ark drifted off without sail.

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:55 am

I decided to take up jogging,

by **Kenny** Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:00 pm

I decided to take up jogging,
As the couch id really been hogging

by **Pal Joey** Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:03 pm

I decided to take up jogging,
As the couch id really been hogging
When I rounded the first bend

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:15 pm

I decided to take up jogging,
As the couch id really been hogging
When I rounded the first bend
I fell on my rear end

by **Kenny** Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:16 pm

I decided to take up jogging,
As the couch id really been hogging
When I rounded the first bend
I fell on my rear end
And decided to just take up blogging

by **Pal Joey** Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:19 pm

The birds were swirling above the arena,

by **Kenny** Mon 23 Jan 2012, 1:11 pm

The birds were swirling above the arena,
Like the rest of us the had come here to see her

by President Trump Tue 24 Jan 2012, 9:49 am

The birds were swirling above the arena,
Like the rest of us the had come here to see her
She picked up the mic

by **Pal Joey** Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:51 am

The birds were swirling above the arena,
Like the rest of us they had come here to see her
She picked up the mic
But her drink had been spiked

by **Kenny** Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:40 am

The birds were swirling above the arena,
Like the rest of us they had come here to see her
She picked up the mic
But her drink had been spiked
So she did an impression of John Cena

by President Trump Tue 24 Jan 2012, 12:31 pm

My wife said "You have a bug up your a$$"

by **Pal Joey** Tue 24 Jan 2012, 12:32 pm

My wife said "You have a bug up your a$$"
Looking from under the table of glass,

by **Kenny** Tue 24 Jan 2012, 12:36 pm

My wife said "You have a bug up your a$$"
Looking from under the table of glass,
We were going for golden showers

by **Pal Joey** Tue 24 Jan 2012, 12:41 pm

My wife said "You have a bug up your a$$"
Looking from under the table of glass,
We were going for golden showers
But the bugs must have come from the flowers,

by **Kenny** Tue 24 Jan 2012, 12:42 pm

My wife said "You have a bug up your a$$"
Looking from under the table of glass,
We were going for golden showers
But the bugs must have come from the flowers,
Or maybe it was from the grass

by **Pal Joey** Tue 24 Jan 2012, 12:43 pm

Old Alice switched on the blender,

by **Kenny** Tue 24 Jan 2012, 12:45 pm

Old Alice switched on the blender,
A margarita she was hoping to render

by **Pal Joey** Tue 24 Jan 2012, 12:46 pm

Old Alice switched on the blender,
A margarita she was hoping to render
When her doorbell did ring

by President Trump Tue 24 Jan 2012, 1:04 pm

Old Alice switched on the blender,
A margarita she was hoping to render
When her doorbell did ring
She shouted "COMING"

by **Kenny** Tue 24 Jan 2012, 1:06 pm

Old Alice switched on the blender,
A margarita she was hoping to render
When her doorbell did ring
She shouted "COMING"
then slipped and got a rear ender

by **Pal Joey** Wed 25 Jan 2012, 2:20 am

The bar was buzzing with punters

by **Kenny** Wed 25 Jan 2012, 1:12 pm

The bar was buzzing with punters
But there really were a few munters

by President Trump Wed 25 Jan 2012, 3:20 pm

The bar was buzzing with punters
But there really were a few munters
I looked to the corner

by **Kenny** Wed 25 Jan 2012, 4:39 pm

The bar was buzzing with punters
But there really were a few munters
I looked to the corner
At a 25 stoner

by **Pal Joey** Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:59 am

The bar was buzzing with punters
But there really were a few munters
I looked to the corner
At a 25 stoner
And my third man couldn't have been blunter

by **Kenny** Thu 26 Jan 2012, 2:52 pm

by **Kenny** Thu 26 Jan 2012, 2:52 pm

The music was loud and was rocking

by President Trump Fri 27 Jan 2012, 3:41 pm

The music was loud and was rocking
But the band were surprisingly shocking

by **Pal Joey** Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:21 am

The music was loud and was rocking
But the band were surprisingly shocking
So as I went for a slash

by **Kenny** Sat 28 Jan 2012, 3:26 pm

The music was loud and was rocking
But the band were surprisingly shocking
So as I went for a slash
And decided to trash

by **Pal Joey** Sat 28 Jan 2012, 9:37 pm

The music was loud and was rocking
But the band were surprisingly shocking
So as I went for a slash
And decided to trash
The mirror; which was decidedly mocking

by **Kenny** Sun 29 Jan 2012, 1:45 pm

I jumped up as the phone rang

by **Pal Joey** Sun 29 Jan 2012, 10:19 pm

I jumped up as the phone rang
It was that charity calling again,

by President Trump Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:34 am

I jumped up as the phone rang
It was that charity calling again
I told them to do one

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 30 Jan 2012, 12:32 pm

I jumped up as the phone rang
It was that charity calling again
I told them to do one
A big smelly poo one

by **Kenny** Mon 30 Jan 2012, 2:34 pm

I jumped up as the phone rang
It was that charity calling again
I told them to do one
A big smelly poo one
So she slammed down the phone with a bang

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 30 Jan 2012, 2:43 pm

by **Kenny** Mon 30 Jan 2012, 2:47 pm

The butcher was carving his meat

by President Trump Mon 30 Jan 2012, 3:23 pm

The butcher was carving his meat
When his c0ck fell down to his feet

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 31 Jan 2012, 8:58 am

The butcher was carving his meat
When his c0ck fell down to his feet.
He swooned from the pain

by President Trump Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:28 pm

The butcher was carving his meat
When his c0ck fell down to his feet.
He swooned from the pain
In came his wife Jane

by **Kenny** Tue 31 Jan 2012, 1:44 pm

The butcher was carving his meat
When his c0ck fell down to his feet.
He swooned from the pain
In came his wife Jane
And put it in her mouth and started to eat

by President Trump Tue 31 Jan 2012, 2:56 pm

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