The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue Jan 10, 2012 9:57 pm

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off....

by **Kenny** Fri Mar 23, 2012 2:26 pm

The race between the Tortoise and Hare
began as a stupid dare
neither wanted to do it

by President Trump Fri Mar 23, 2012 2:43 pm

The race between the Tortoise and Hare
began as a stupid dare
neither wanted to do it
but the Caramel Rabbit was so fit

by Glas a du Fri Mar 23, 2012 2:47 pm

The race between the Tortoise and Hare
began as a stupid dare
neither wanted to do it
but the Caramel Rabbit was so fit
she'd have it they said, so there.

by **Kenny** Fri Mar 23, 2012 4:55 pm

by **Pal Joey** Sat Mar 24, 2012 5:00 am

The problem with sport in Yemen,

by Glas a du Sat Mar 24, 2012 6:37 am

The problem with sport in Yemen,
Said a woman retaining her hymen,

by **Pal Joey** Sat Mar 24, 2012 6:48 am

The problem with sport in Yemen,
Said a woman retaining her hymen
Is that the men don't appreciate our efforts

by Glas a du Sat Mar 24, 2012 7:12 am

The problem with sport in Yemen,
Said a woman retaining her hymen
Is that the men don't appreciate our efforts
Banging on all day long really hurts

by **Pal Joey** Sat Mar 24, 2012 10:57 am

The problem with sport in Yemen,
Said a woman retaining her hymen
Is that the men don't appreciate our efforts
Banging on all day long really hurts
Is it really my time to serve again?

by Glas a du Sat Mar 24, 2012 11:11 am

A fine feathered cockrell named Gibbo

by **Kenny** Sat Mar 24, 2012 12:17 pm

A fine feathered cockrell named Gibbo
Stuck his chest out and strutted like Hero

by Glas a du Sat Mar 24, 2012 12:51 pm

A fine feathered cockrell named Gibbo
Stuck his chest out and strutted like Hero
He thought he was class

by **Kenny** Sat Mar 24, 2012 12:53 pm

A fine feathered cockrell named Gibbo
Stuck his chest out and strutted like Hero
He thought he was class
But he isn't no Glas

by **Pal Joey** Sat Mar 24, 2012 9:13 pm

A fine feathered cockrell named Gibbo
Stuck his chest out and strutted like Hero
He thought he was class
But he isn't no Glas
But he still sleeps on a gold-embroided pillow

by **Kenny** Sun Mar 25, 2012 4:00 pm

very good

The radio was on in the car

by Glas a du Sun Mar 25, 2012 8:13 pm

The radio was on in the car
But my thoughts were on her in the bar

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon Mar 26, 2012 9:07 am

The radio was on in the car
But my thoughts were on her in the bar
She was dressed pretty slutty

by Glas a du Mon Mar 26, 2012 9:52 am

The radio was on in the car
But my thoughts were on her in the bar
She was dressed pretty slutty
In my hands she'd be putty

by **Pal Joey** Mon Mar 26, 2012 9:55 am

The radio was on in the car
But my thoughts were on her in the bar
She was dressed pretty slutty
I'n my hands she'd be putty
When I showed her my hand-carved guitar.

by Glas a du Mon Mar 26, 2012 10:01 am

oo err missus Laugh

by President Trump Mon Mar 26, 2012 10:35 am

My wife likes caviar and champagne

by Glas a du Mon Mar 26, 2012 11:24 am

My wife likes caviar and champagne
although my tastes are rather more plain

by **Kenny** Mon Mar 26, 2012 11:53 am

My wife likes caviar and champagne
although my tastes are rather more plain
I prefer a burger and beer

by President Trump Mon Mar 26, 2012 12:07 pm

My wife likes caviar and champagne
although my tastes are rather more plain
I prefer a burger and beer
to the disgust of my dear

by **Kenny** Mon Mar 26, 2012 12:14 pm

My wife likes caviar and champagne
although my tastes are rather more plain
I prefer a burger and beer
to the disgust of my dear
To be honest the marriage's a strain

by President Trump Mon Mar 26, 2012 12:18 pm

I went to the Doctor with pains

by **Kenny** Mon Mar 26, 2012 12:21 pm

I went to the Doctor with pains
My stomach in knots and with strains

by President Trump Mon Mar 26, 2012 12:26 pm

I went to the Doctor with pains
My stomach in knots and with strains
He said "Pull down your pants"

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon Mar 26, 2012 1:08 pm

I went to the Doctor with pains
My stomach in knots and with strains
He said "Pull down your pants"
And produced a huge lance

by Glas a du Mon Mar 26, 2012 1:16 pm

I went to the Doctor with pains
My stomach in knots and with strains
He said "Pull down your pants"
And produced a huge lance
Opening the window "you stink" he proclaims.

by **Biltong** Mon Mar 26, 2012 1:21 pm

I went to the Doctor with pains
My stomach in knots and with strains
He said "Pull down your pants"
And produced a huge lance
Opening the window "you stink" he proclaims.
And dismisses me with a quick glance.

by **Kenny** Mon Mar 26, 2012 11:40 pm

With flowers and chocolates i wooed her

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue Mar 27, 2012 8:33 am

With flowers and chocolates i wooed her
Though I wanted to do something ruder

by Glas a du Tue Mar 27, 2012 8:34 am

With flowers and chocolates i wooed her
Though I wanted to do something ruder
But age was against me

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue Mar 27, 2012 8:40 am

With flowers and chocolates i wooed her
Though I wanted to do something ruder
But age was against me
And her cheating incensed me

by Glas a du Tue Mar 27, 2012 9:32 am

With flowers and chocolates i wooed her
Though I wanted to do something ruder
But age was against me
And her cheating incensed me
Hence my writing this in the cooler

by **Kenny** Tue Mar 27, 2012 11:46 am

The only thing left in my locker

by President Trump Tue Mar 27, 2012 12:02 pm

The only thing left in my locker
Was a pair of knickers belonging to her

by **Kenny** Tue Mar 27, 2012 12:06 pm

The only thing left in my locker
Was a pair of knickers belonging to her
I loved their feel and their smell

by President Trump Tue Mar 27, 2012 12:09 pm

The only thing left in my locker
Was a pair of knickers belonging to her
I loved their feel and their smell
and my friends can go to hell

by **Kenny** Tue Mar 27, 2012 12:13 pm

The only thing left in my locker
Was a pair of knickers belonging to her
I loved their feel and their smell
and my friends can go to hell
but the stains on them , well thats just a shocker

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue Mar 27, 2012 12:15 pm

by President Trump Tue Mar 27, 2012 12:18 pm

Brilliant

I saw a frog by a pond

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue Mar 27, 2012 12:24 pm

I saw a frog by a pond
Who was croaking and stroking his wand

by Glas a du Tue Mar 27, 2012 12:35 pm

I saw a frog by a pond
Who was croaking and stroking his wand/and went to whip out my wand
The princess is my sister!

by **Kenny** Tue Mar 27, 2012 12:37 pm

I saw a frog by a pond
Who was croaking and stroking his wand
The princess is my sister!
He said while creating a blister

by **Pal Joey** Tue Mar 27, 2012 12:49 pm

I saw a frog by a pond
Who was croaking and stroking his wand
The princess is my sister!
He said while creating a blister
Which hurt like high hell... and beyond.

by **Kenny** Tue Mar 27, 2012 12:54 pm

by **Pal Joey** Tue Mar 27, 2012 1:07 pm

1976 was an unusual year,

by Glas a du Tue Mar 27, 2012 1:08 pm

1976 was an unusual year,
we had sunshine in summer, how queer?

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