The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Sat 30 Mar 2013, 9:21 am

First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Post by Kenny on Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:32 pm
First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **Kenny** Sat 30 Mar 2013, 9:22 am

The Freek and the Galt are up late
but the Galt's in a passing out state
Freek's getting there now
still standing he doesn't know how

by **Galted** Sat 30 Mar 2013, 11:51 am

The Freek and the Galt are up late
but the Galt's in a passing out state
Freek's getting there now
still standing he doesn't know how
should've stopped after pint number eight

by Guest Sat 30 Mar 2013, 2:13 pm

by **Pal Joey** Sat 30 Mar 2013, 8:03 pm

Kenny, thanks for starting a new thread

by Guest Sat 30 Mar 2013, 8:05 pm

Kenny, thanks for starting a new thread
I'd have done one but I was in bed

by **Pal Joey** Sat 30 Mar 2013, 8:07 pm

Kenny, thanks for starting a new thread
I'd have done one but I was in bed
What Freek says is completely true

by Guest Sat 30 Mar 2013, 8:08 pm

Kenny, thanks for starting a new thread
I'd have done one but I was in bed
What Freek says is completely true
And this one is for you

by **Pal Joey** Sat 30 Mar 2013, 8:09 pm

Kenny, thanks for starting a new thread
I'd have done one but I was in bed
What Freek says is completely true
And this one is for you
So let's break out some more Holy bread

by Guest Sat 30 Mar 2013, 8:10 pm

If it's written I read it and laugh

by **Pal Joey** Sat 30 Mar 2013, 8:16 pm

If it's written I read it and laugh
It made me once even wee in the bath

by Guest Sat 30 Mar 2013, 8:18 pm

If it's written I read it and laugh
It made me once even wee in the bath
A wonderful scent

by **Pal Joey** Sat 30 Mar 2013, 8:19 pm

If it's written I read it and laugh
It made me once even wee in the bath
A wonderful scent
I'll never repent

by **Galted** Sat 30 Mar 2013, 8:29 pm

If it's written I read it and laugh
It made me once even wee in the bath
A wonderful scent
I'll never repent
my c0ck stuck up like a giraffe

by Guest Sat 30 Mar 2013, 8:33 pm

by **Pal Joey** Mon 01 Apr 2013, 7:54 am

There once was a pug dog from Paignton

by **Galted** Mon 01 Apr 2013, 1:36 pm

There once was a pug dog from Paignton
who was drowned in a bucket in Drayton

by Guest Mon 01 Apr 2013, 1:40 pm

There once was a pug dog from Paignton
who was drowned in a bucket in Drayton
He struggled and yelped

by **Galted** Mon 01 Apr 2013, 2:30 pm

There once was a pug dog from Paignton
who was drowned in a bucket in Drayton
He struggled and yelped
but nobody helped

by **Pal Joey** Tue 02 Apr 2013, 1:01 pm

There once was a pug dog from Paignton
who was drowned in a bucket in Drayton
He struggled and yelped
but nobody helped
they were all in the clubhouse at Dainton

by **Galted** Tue 02 Apr 2013, 1:33 pm

rhyming "Paignton" was not very easy

by **Galted** Fri 05 Apr 2013, 9:41 pm

rhyming "Paignton" was not very easy
rhyming my own line makes me feel sleazy

by Guest Fri 05 Apr 2013, 9:44 pm

rhyming "Paignton" was not very easy
rhyming my own line makes me feel sleazy
I'm here for you man

by **Galted** Fri 05 Apr 2013, 9:51 pm

rhyming "Paignton" was not very easy
rhyming my own line makes me feel sleazy
I'm here for you man
cheers Freek I'm your fan

by Guest Fri 05 Apr 2013, 10:01 pm

rhyming "Paignton" was not very easy
rhyming my own line makes me feel sleazy
I'm here for you man
cheers Freek I'm your fan
I've invented a word called bumeasy!

by **Galted** Fri 05 Apr 2013, 10:05 pm

by Guest Fri 05 Apr 2013, 10:27 pm

I've just done a whole pint of rum

by **Galted** Sat 06 Apr 2013, 10:17 am

I've just done a whole pint of rum
blimey your mind must be numb

by Guest Sat 06 Apr 2013, 12:53 pm

I've just done a whole pint of rum
blimey your mind must be numb
I'm lost in a blur

by **Galted** Sat 06 Apr 2013, 12:58 pm

I've just done a whole pint of rum
blimey your mind must be numb
I'm lost in a blur
my teeth feel like fur

by Guest Sat 06 Apr 2013, 12:59 pm

I've just done a whole pint of rum
blimey your mind must be numb
I'm lost in a blur
my teeth feel like fur
And the bottle top's stuck up my bum!

by **Pal Joey** Sat 06 Apr 2013, 1:01 pm

My hunting knife still smells like cheese

by Guest Sat 06 Apr 2013, 1:08 pm

My hunting knife still smells like cheese
Is it nice? Can I have a lick please

by **Pal Joey** Sat 06 Apr 2013, 2:01 pm

My hunting knife still smells like cheese
Is it nice? Can I have a lick please?
Sure, but be careful with your tongue

by **Galted** Sat 06 Apr 2013, 2:15 pm

My hunting knife still smells like cheese
Is it nice? Can I have a lick please?
Sure, but be careful with your tongue
and scrape off the dung

by Guest Sat 06 Apr 2013, 2:28 pm

My hunting knife still smells like cheese
Is it nice? Can I have a lick please?
Sure, but be careful with your tongue
and scrape off the dung
That came right off the arse of John Cleese

by **Galted** Sat 06 Apr 2013, 2:41 pm

there once was a chap from Japan

by Guest Sat 06 Apr 2013, 2:53 pm

there once was a chap from Japan
Who drank crap from a tap in Milan

by **Galted** Sat 06 Apr 2013, 4:13 pm

there once was a chap from Japan
Who drank crap from a tap in Milan
it made him feel sick

by Guest Sat 06 Apr 2013, 4:14 pm

there once was a chap from Japan
Who drank crap from a tap in Milan
it made him feel sick
As he played with his stick

by **Galted** Sat 06 Apr 2013, 4:20 pm

there once was a chap from Japan
Who drank crap from a tap in Milan
it made him feel sick
As he played with his stick
he preferred drinking crap in Bhutan

by Guest Sat 06 Apr 2013, 4:39 pm

Have you ever seen ghosts in the dark?

by **Galted** Sat 06 Apr 2013, 4:59 pm

Have you ever seen ghosts in the dark?
no but I've heard werewolves bark

by Guest Sat 06 Apr 2013, 5:01 pm

Have you ever seen ghosts in the dark?
no but I've heard werewolves bark
Do owls go meow?

by **Galted** Sat 06 Apr 2013, 6:47 pm

Have you ever seen ghosts in the dark?
no but I've heard werewolves bark
Do owls go meow?
do virgins go "ow"?

by Guest Sat 06 Apr 2013, 6:54 pm

Have you ever seen ghosts in the dark?
no but I've heard werewolves bark
Do owls go meow?
do virgins go "ow"?
Oh they do when I hard pu$$y park!

by **Galted** Sat 06 Apr 2013, 7:15 pm

by Guest Sat 06 Apr 2013, 7:25 pm

There's a saying we have in the south

by **Galted** Sat 06 Apr 2013, 7:40 pm

There's a saying we have in the south
if she nags stick your c**k in her mouth

by Guest Sat 06 Apr 2013, 8:40 pm

There's a saying we have in the south
if she nags stick your c**k in her mouth
That's close to the bone Wink

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