The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Sat 30 Mar 2013, 9:21 am

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Post by Kenny on Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:32 pm
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For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **Galted** Tue 30 Apr 2013, 2:11 pm

The jungle holds many a secret
and the desert holds many a meerkat

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 30 Apr 2013, 2:14 pm

The jungle holds many a secret
and the desert holds many a meerkat
The jester holds court

by **Kenny** Tue 30 Apr 2013, 2:21 pm

The jungle holds many a secret
and the desert holds many a meerkat
The jester holds court
And a Cowboy a fort

by **Galted** Tue 30 Apr 2013, 2:26 pm

The jungle holds many a secret
and the desert holds many a meerkat
The jester holds court
And a Cowboy a fort
while my shirt holds in most of my beergut

by **Kenny** Tue 30 Apr 2013, 2:28 pm

Is it me or are things getting smaller ?

by **Galted** Tue 30 Apr 2013, 2:29 pm

Is it me or are things getting smaller ?
nah mate it's you getting taller

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 30 Apr 2013, 2:32 pm

Is it me or are things getting smaller ?
nah mate it's you getting taller
Perhaps you need glasses

by **Kenny** Tue 30 Apr 2013, 2:35 pm

Is it me or are things getting smaller ?
nah mate it's you getting taller
Perhaps you need glasses
or mathematics classes

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 30 Apr 2013, 3:08 pm

Is it me or are things getting smaller ?
nah mate it's you getting taller
Perhaps you need glasses
or mathematics classes
To decide whether or not to ball her

by **Galted** Tue 30 Apr 2013, 3:09 pm

that last one became rather tricky

by **Kenny** Tue 30 Apr 2013, 3:13 pm

that last one became rather tricky
Like when Bianca calls out for her RICKY !

by Shot 21 LCFC Tue 30 Apr 2013, 3:15 pm

that last one became rather tricky
Like when Bianca calls out for her RICKY !
Id probably still do her

by **Galted** Tue 30 Apr 2013, 3:20 pm

that last one became rather tricky
Like when Bianca calls out for her RICKY !
Id probably still do her
I'd rather shoe her

by **Kenny** Tue 30 Apr 2013, 3:26 pm

that last one became rather tricky
Like when Bianca calls out for her RICKY !
Id probably still do her
I'd rather shoe her
Id rasperberry jam her and make her all sticky

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 30 Apr 2013, 3:35 pm

Would you lick it all off her pert breasts?

by **Kenny** Tue 30 Apr 2013, 3:37 pm

Would you lick it all off her pert breasts?
And all those places were the drips come to rest

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 30 Apr 2013, 4:05 pm

Would you lick it all off her pert breasts?
And all those places were the drips come to rest
The cracks and the creases

by **Kenny** Tue 30 Apr 2013, 4:15 pm

Would you lick it all off her pert breasts?
And all those places were the drips come to rest
The cracks and the creases
on nephews and nieces

by Guest Tue 30 Apr 2013, 4:55 pm

Would you lick it all off her pert breasts?
And all those places were the drips come to rest
The cracks and the creases
on nephews and nieces
She's too ginger for me to molest!

by **Kenny** Tue 30 Apr 2013, 4:57 pm

by **Kenny** Tue 30 Apr 2013, 4:57 pm

What do you prefer ...a dog or a cat ?

by Guest Tue 30 Apr 2013, 5:01 pm

What do you prefer ...a dog or a cat ?
I love pussies but you all knew that

by **Kenny** Tue 30 Apr 2013, 5:13 pm

What do you prefer ...a dog or a cat ?
I love pussies but you all knew that
is that shaven ? or covered in hair ?

by Guest Tue 30 Apr 2013, 5:17 pm

What do you prefer ...a dog or a cat ?
I love pussies but you all knew that
is that shaven ? or covered in hair ?
Don't really care

by **Kenny** Tue 30 Apr 2013, 5:20 pm

What do you prefer ...a dog or a cat ?
I love pussies but you all knew that
is that shaven ? or covered in hair ?
I Don't really care
Just as long as not surrounded by fat ?

by Guest Tue 30 Apr 2013, 5:20 pm

by **Kenny** Tue 30 Apr 2013, 5:24 pm

At the cake shop they were expecting a riot

by Guest Tue 30 Apr 2013, 5:27 pm

At the cake shop they were expecting a riot
When the cashier told em to diet

by **Kenny** Tue 30 Apr 2013, 5:29 pm

At the cake shop they were expecting a riot
When the cashier told em to diet
The cream fillings were all up the wall

by Guest Tue 30 Apr 2013, 5:36 pm

At the cake shop they were expecting a riot
When the cashier told em to diet
The cream fillings were all up the wall
Along with my stool

by **Kenny** Tue 30 Apr 2013, 5:40 pm

At the cake shop they were expecting a riot
When the cashier told em to diet
The cream fillings were all up the wall
Along with my stool
when mixed there delicious just try it !

by Guest Tue 30 Apr 2013, 5:41 pm

by **Kenny** Tue 30 Apr 2013, 5:43 pm

The time has come to try something new

by Guest Tue 30 Apr 2013, 5:55 pm

The time has come to try something new
Like a rhyme on a pumpkin that's blue

by **Kenny** Tue 30 Apr 2013, 5:57 pm

The time has come to try something new
Like a rhyme on a pumpkin that's blue
or a burger made out of shark

by Guest Tue 30 Apr 2013, 5:58 pm

The time has come to try something new
Like a rhyme on a pumpkin that's blue
or a burger made out of shark
That tastes great in the dark

by **Kenny** Tue 30 Apr 2013, 6:03 pm

The time has come to try something new
Like a rhyme on a pumpkin that's blue
or a burger made out of shark
That tastes great in the dark
when dunked in your blue pumpkin stew

by Guest Tue 30 Apr 2013, 6:04 pm

It's not big but I love a good fart

by **Kenny** Tue 30 Apr 2013, 6:07 pm

It's not big but I love a good fart
Especially one off the chart

by Guest Tue 30 Apr 2013, 6:08 pm

It's not big but I love a good fart
Especially one off the chart
An aroma so pure

by **Kenny** Tue 30 Apr 2013, 6:10 pm

It's not big but I love a good fart
Especially one off the chart
An aroma so pure
can engulf you fore sure

by Guest Tue 30 Apr 2013, 6:13 pm

It's not big but I love a good fart
Especially one off the chart
An aroma so pure
can engulf you fore sure
Yet remains a soft spot in your heart

by **Kenny** Tue 30 Apr 2013, 6:13 pm

bravo

by **Kenny** Tue 30 Apr 2013, 6:14 pm

I have to go now as it's time for my tea

by Shot 21 LCFC Wed 01 May 2013, 7:47 am

I have to go now as it's time for my tea
Your post has gone unanswered, I see

by **Galted** Wed 01 May 2013, 8:05 am

I have to go now as it's time for my tea
Your post has gone unanswered, I see
we couldn't be ar$ed

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 01 May 2013, 11:20 am

I have to go now as it's time for my tea
Your post has gone unanswered, I see
we couldn't be ar$ed
Did you have chicken that was farced?*

* look it up!

by **Galted** Wed 01 May 2013, 12:34 pm

I have to go now as it's time for my tea
Your post has gone unanswered, I see
we couldn't be ar$ed
Did you have chicken that was farced?
or the new Nando range that's farce-free?

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 01 May 2013, 12:36 pm

by **Galted** Wed 01 May 2013, 12:53 pm

"farced" is the word of the day

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