The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Sat 30 Mar 2013, 9:21 am

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Post by Kenny on Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:32 pm
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For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **Kenny** Wed 01 May 2013, 1:05 pm

"farced" is the word of the day
which when drunk is not easy to say

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 01 May 2013, 1:07 pm

"farced" is the word of the day
which when drunk is not easy to say
Can you be half-farced, I wonder?

by **Galted** Wed 01 May 2013, 1:09 pm

"farced" is the word of the day
which when drunk is not easy to say
Can you be half-farced, I wonder?
if you farce while you chunder?

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 01 May 2013, 1:16 pm

"farced" is the word of the day
which when drunk is not easy to say
Can you be half-farced, I wonder?
if you farce while you chunder?
It goes in, then comes out t'other way

by **Kenny** Wed 01 May 2013, 1:19 pm

When you don't know whether to stand or to sit

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 01 May 2013, 1:23 pm

When you don't know whether to stand or to sit
Just crouch while you think for a bit

by **Kenny** Wed 01 May 2013, 1:28 pm

When you don't know whether to stand or to sit
Just crouch while you think for a bit
But soon cramp will set in

by **Galted** Wed 01 May 2013, 5:46 pm

When you don't know whether to stand or to sit
Just crouch while you think for a bit
But soon cramp will set in
From your toes to your chin

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 01 May 2013, 5:59 pm

When you don't know whether to stand or to sit
Just crouch while you think for a bit
But soon cramp will set in
From your toes to your chin
And you might accidentally sh1t

by **Galted** Wed 01 May 2013, 6:05 pm

by **Kenny** Wed 01 May 2013, 8:35 pm

With skid marks all over your pants

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 01 May 2013, 9:17 pm

With skid marks all over your pants
The result of a poor happenstance

by **Kenny** Wed 01 May 2013, 9:19 pm

With skid marks all over your pants
The result of a poor happenstance
You can't help but feel some shame

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 01 May 2013, 9:30 pm

With skid marks all over your pants
The result of a poor happenstance
You can't help but feel some shame
Anyone would feel the same

by Guest Wed 01 May 2013, 10:03 pm

With skid marks all over your pants
The result of a poor happenstance
You can't help but feel some shame
Anyone would feel the same
Like my big buddy Bob from Northants

by **Kenny** Thu 02 May 2013, 1:38 pm

In the fight between Evil and Good

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 02 May 2013, 1:55 pm

In the fight between Evil and Good
On the High Street in Chelmsley Wood

by **Kenny** Thu 02 May 2013, 1:56 pm

In the fight between Evil and Good
On the High Street in Chelmsley Wood
The Devil tried robbing a Boots

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 02 May 2013, 2:05 pm

In the fight between Evil and Good
On the High Street in Chelmsley Wood
The Devil tried robbing a Boots
While God was trying on Topman suits

by **Kenny** Thu 02 May 2013, 2:06 pm

In the fight between Evil and Good
On the High Street in Chelmsley Wood
The Devil tried robbing a Boots
While God was trying on Topman suits
And i was in Witherspoons having a Bud

by littleswannygirl Thu 02 May 2013, 2:36 pm

by **Kenny** Thu 02 May 2013, 2:37 pm

Taking a seat at the bar for a drink

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 02 May 2013, 2:38 pm

Taking a seat at the bar for a drink
I sat next to a woman in mink

by **Kenny** Thu 02 May 2013, 2:40 pm

Taking a seat at the bar for a drink
I sat next to a woman in mink
I lent over and gave it a stroke

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 02 May 2013, 2:51 pm

Taking a seat at the bar for a drink
I sat next to a woman in mink
I lent over and gave it a stroke
And ended up spilling my Coke

by **Kenny** Thu 02 May 2013, 2:54 pm

Taking a seat at the bar for a drink
I sat next to a woman in mink
I lent over and gave it a stroke
And ended up spilling my Coke
On which part of her body you think Whistle

by **Pal Joey** Thu 02 May 2013, 2:59 pm

Her Samoan husband then walked in

by **Kenny** Thu 02 May 2013, 3:00 pm

Her Samoan husband then walked in
And with a smile he flashed me a grin

by **Pal Joey** Thu 02 May 2013, 3:01 pm

Her Samoan husband then walked in
And with a smile he flashed me a grin
He said "was ya problem bruva?"

by **Kenny** Thu 02 May 2013, 3:03 pm

Her Samoan husband then walked in
And with a smile he flashed me a grin
He said "was ya problem bruva?"
I said " Is this your Wife or your Mother ?"

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 02 May 2013, 3:05 pm

Her Samoan husband then walked in
And with a smile he flashed me a grin
He said "was ya problem bruva?"
I said " Is this your Wife or your Mother ?"
He said "Neither, it's my young brother Martin"

by **Pal Joey** Thu 02 May 2013, 3:06 pm

Her Samoan husband then walked in
And with a smile he flashed me a grin
He said "was ya problem bruva?"
I said " Is this your Wife or your Mother ?"
The little church was full to the brim.

Laugh

sorry Julius.... take yours.

by **Kenny** Thu 02 May 2013, 3:06 pm

by Guest Thu 02 May 2013, 4:41 pm

2 endings and both are the bomb

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 02 May 2013, 4:51 pm

er....

2 endings and both are the bomb
I thought mine had great aplomb

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Can we keep the good lines going?
Can we stop the authorities from knowing?

by **Kenny** Thu 02 May 2013, 4:55 pm

2 endings and both are the bomb
I thought mine had great aplomb
it did , but my mind didn't see it

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 02 May 2013, 5:01 pm

2 endings and both are the bomb
I thought mine had great aplomb
it did , but my mind didn't see it
Try to live it, breathe it and be it

by **Kenny** Thu 02 May 2013, 5:04 pm

2 endings and both are the bomb
I thought mine had great aplomb
it did , but my mind didn't see it
Try to live it, breathe it and be it
or just sit down with a tea and a scone

by Guest Thu 02 May 2013, 5:50 pm

I'm the first to admit when I'm right

by **Kenny** Thu 02 May 2013, 5:51 pm

I'm the first to admit when I'm right
But when i'm wrong then get out my sight

by Guest Thu 02 May 2013, 5:51 pm

I'm the first to admit when I'm right
But when i'm wrong then get out my sight
I'm known to throw fists

by **Kenny** Thu 02 May 2013, 5:52 pm

I'm the first to admit when I'm right
But when i'm wrong then get out my sight
I'm known to throw fists
some have hit and some have missed

by Guest Thu 02 May 2013, 5:57 pm

I'm the first to admit when I'm right
But when i'm wrong then get out my sight
I'm known to throw fists
some have hit and some have missed
And my anger management's sh!te

by **Kenny** Thu 02 May 2013, 5:58 pm

They say you should go to a dark room

by Guest Thu 02 May 2013, 5:59 pm

They say you should go to a dark room
I'll turn lights on and spark out a broom

by **Kenny** Thu 02 May 2013, 6:00 pm

They say you should go to a dark room
I'll turn lights on and spark out a broom
The splinters may hurt

by Guest Thu 02 May 2013, 6:03 pm

They say you should go to a dark room
I'll turn lights on and spark out a broom
The splinters may hurt
As I lift up my shirt

by **Kenny** Thu 02 May 2013, 6:05 pm

They say you should go to a dark room
I'll turn lights on and spark out a broom
The splinters may hurt
As I lift up my shirt
And imagine being back in the womb

by Guest Thu 02 May 2013, 6:07 pm

by **Kenny** Thu 02 May 2013, 6:10 pm

Is it wrong to be having that dream ?

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