The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Sat 30 Mar 2013, 9:21 am

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Post by Kenny on Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:32 pm
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For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **Galted** Sat 06 Apr 2013, 9:08 pm

There's a saying we have in the south
if she nags stick your c**k in her mouth
That's close to the bone
and quite overblown

by Guest Sat 06 Apr 2013, 9:13 pm

There's a saying we have in the south
if she nags stick your c**k in her mouth
That's close to the bone
and quite overblown
Like the quadriceps on Wreck-it-Ralph!

by **Galted** Sat 06 Apr 2013, 9:50 pm

I just looked up Ralph on the net

by Guest Sat 06 Apr 2013, 10:30 pm

I just looked up Ralph on the net
He's a dude that you'll never forget

by **Pal Joey** Sun 07 Apr 2013, 12:04 am

I just looked up Ralph on the net
He's a dude that you'll never forget
He's a truly fearless adversary

by Guest Sun 07 Apr 2013, 12:11 am

I just looked up Ralph on the net
He's a dude that you'll never forget
He's a truly fearless adversary
And also quite merry

by **Pal Joey** Sun 07 Apr 2013, 12:12 am

I just looked up Ralph on the net
He's a dude that you'll never forget
He's a truly fearless adversary
And also quite merry
If I was a gambler he'd be my best bet

by Guest Sun 07 Apr 2013, 12:14 am

Mr Liney we need some good sun

by **Pal Joey** Sun 07 Apr 2013, 12:42 am

Mr Liney we need some good sun
For where - your face, back or bum?

by Guest Sun 07 Apr 2013, 12:43 am

Mr Liney we need some good sun
For where - your face, back or bum?
All of the above

by **Pal Joey** Sun 07 Apr 2013, 12:45 am

Mr Liney we need some good sun
For where - your face, back or bum?
All of the above
Maybe try North Africa, gov

by Guest Sun 07 Apr 2013, 12:48 am

Mr Liney we need some good sun
For where - your face, back or bum?
All of the above
Maybe try North Africa, gov
It's no good, my passports date has run

by **Pal Joey** Sun 07 Apr 2013, 1:11 am

Do you have a sturdy canoe?

by Guest Sun 07 Apr 2013, 1:29 am

Do you have a sturdy canoe?
I once did now it's broken in two

by **Pal Joey** Sun 07 Apr 2013, 1:35 am

Do you have a sturdy canoe?
I once did now it's broken in two
Can you stitch it back together?

by Guest Sun 07 Apr 2013, 1:45 am

Do you have a sturdy canoe?
I once did now it's broken in two
Can you stitch it back together?
No chance in this weather

by **Pal Joey** Sun 07 Apr 2013, 2:04 am

Do you have a sturdy canoe?
I once did now it's broken in two
Can you stitch it back together?
No chance in this weather
I see, now I really feel sorry for you!

by **Galted** Sun 07 Apr 2013, 12:02 pm

Freek & LB should go pro

by **Pal Joey** Sun 07 Apr 2013, 12:07 pm

Freek & LB should go pro
I'd need a more modern tennis racquet tho'

by **Galted** Sun 07 Apr 2013, 12:35 pm

Freek & LB should go pro
I'd need a more modern tennis racquet tho'
why what's wrong with wood?

by **Pal Joey** Sun 07 Apr 2013, 12:58 pm

Freek & LB should go pro
I'd need a more modern tennis racquet tho'
why what's wrong with wood?
nothing... but Serena once on it stood

by **Galted** Sun 07 Apr 2013, 1:13 pm

Freek & LB should go pro
I'd need a more modern tennis racquet tho'
why what's wrong with wood?
nothing... but Serena once on it stood
& ruined it the massive-ar$ed ho

by Guest Sun 07 Apr 2013, 2:55 pm

I've seen Venus and visited Mars

by **Galted** Sun 07 Apr 2013, 3:43 pm

I've seen Venus and visited Mars
but returned because neither had bars

by Guest Sun 07 Apr 2013, 4:00 pm

I've seen Venus and visited Mars
but returned because neither had bars
The folk were all rude

by **Galted** Tue 09 Apr 2013, 8:22 am

I've seen Venus and visited Mars
but returned because neither had bars
The folk were all rude
though I am quite a prude

by **Pal Joey** Tue 09 Apr 2013, 10:37 am

I've seen Venus and visited Mars
but returned because neither had bars
The folk were all rude
though I am quite a prude
I don't mind a heavy steel guitar

by Guest Tue 09 Apr 2013, 6:19 pm

Strangulation is great for a buzz

by **Galted** Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:59 am

Strangulation is great for a buzz
but that's not all that it does

by **Pal Joey** Wed 10 Apr 2013, 1:51 pm

Strangulation is great for a buzz
but that's not all that it does
it adds to the work of the heart

by **Kenny** Thu 11 Apr 2013, 3:00 pm

Strangulation is great for a buzz
but that's not all that it does
it adds to the work of the heart
and can force out a smelly fart

by **Galted** Fri 12 Apr 2013, 7:14 am

Strangulation is great for a buzz
but that's not all that it does
it adds to the work of the heart
and can force out a smelly fart
but it isn't that good for rhyming

by **Pal Joey** Fri 12 Apr 2013, 7:15 am

by **Kenny** Fri 12 Apr 2013, 10:08 am

I ain't been around a hot girl since my gran was cremated.

by **Galted** Fri 12 Apr 2013, 10:17 am

I ain't been around a hot girl since my gran was cremated.
her name was Maggie & she was quite widely hated

by **Kenny** Fri 12 Apr 2013, 10:25 am

I ain't been around a hot girl since my gran was cremated.
her name was Maggie & she was quite widely hated
At the funeral there was more laughter then tears

by **Galted** Fri 12 Apr 2013, 10:35 am

I ain't been around a hot girl since my gran was cremated.
her name was Maggie & she was quite widely hated
At the funeral there was more laughter then tears
instead of silence we had cheers

by **Kenny** Fri 12 Apr 2013, 10:37 am

I ain't been around a hot girl since my gran was cremated.
her name was Maggie & she was quite widely hated
At the funeral there was more laughter then tears
instead of silence we had cheers
But no poll bearers as the Union had been decimated

by **Galted** Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:02 am

by **Kenny** Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:03 am

A Zebra is a bit like a Horse

by **Galted** Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:14 am

A Zebra is a bit like a Horse
in a Tesco lasagne main course

by **Kenny** Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:18 am

A Zebra is a bit like a Horse
in a Tesco lasagne main course
the meat is slightly more chewy

by **Galted** Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:25 am

A Zebra is a bit like a Horse
in a Tesco lasagne main course
the meat is slightly more chewy
the balls are good in chop suey

by **Kenny** Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:32 am

A Zebra is a bit like a Horse
in a Tesco lasagne main course
the meat is slightly more chewy
the balls are good in chop suey
and the dick makes a really nice sauce

by **Galted** Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:36 am

by **Kenny** Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:41 am

As she walked over , i started to shake

by Guest Fri 12 Apr 2013, 3:25 pm

As she walked over , i started to shake
Cos she'd notice my nails were fake

by **Kenny** Fri 12 Apr 2013, 3:34 pm

As she walked over , i started to shake
Cos she'd notice my nails were fake
so i shoved my hands in my pockets

by Guest Fri 12 Apr 2013, 3:39 pm

As she walked over , i started to shake
Cos she'd notice my nails were fake
so i shoved my hands in my pockets
Which set off my rocket

by **Kenny** Fri 12 Apr 2013, 3:41 pm

As she walked over , i started to shake
Cos she'd notice my nails were fake
so i shoved my hands in my pockets
Which set off my rocket
And covered her in my shake and bake

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