The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Sat 30 Mar 2013, 9:21 am

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Post by Kenny on Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:32 pm
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For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by Guest Fri 12 Apr 2013, 3:45 pm

Now she's stood there all covered in muck

by **Kenny** Fri 12 Apr 2013, 3:47 pm

Now she's stood there all covered in muck
Leaving her cursing her really bad luck

by Guest Fri 12 Apr 2013, 3:49 pm

Now she's stood there all covered in muck
Leaving her cursing her really bad luck
My juice in her hair

by **Kenny** Fri 12 Apr 2013, 3:50 pm

Now she's stood there all covered in muck
Leaving her cursing her really bad luck
My juice in her hair
Making everyone stare

by Guest Fri 12 Apr 2013, 3:51 pm

Now she's stood there all covered in muck
Leaving her cursing her really bad luck
My juice in her hair
Making everyone stare
But I laughed cos I dont give a f**k

by **Kenny** Fri 12 Apr 2013, 4:00 pm

This seemed to make her quite mad

by Guest Fri 12 Apr 2013, 4:03 pm

This seemed to make her quite mad
And her folks when she ran to her dad

by **Kenny** Fri 12 Apr 2013, 4:05 pm

This seemed to make her quite mad
And her folks when she ran to her dad
He was looking at ripping my head off

by Guest Fri 12 Apr 2013, 4:06 pm

This seemed to make her quite mad
And her folks when she ran to her dad
He was looking at ripping my head off
I ducked and I sped off

by **Kenny** Fri 12 Apr 2013, 4:08 pm

This seemed to make her quite mad
And her folks when she ran to her dad
He was looking at ripping my head off
I ducked and I sped off
with his Wife which made him real sad

by Guest Fri 12 Apr 2013, 4:12 pm

Now her life is in bits, oh what fun

by **Kenny** Fri 12 Apr 2013, 4:23 pm

Now her life is in bits, oh what fun
As im now having it off with her Mum

by Guest Fri 12 Apr 2013, 4:25 pm

Now her life is in bits, oh what fun
As im now having it off with her Mum
Her sister is next

by MtotheC Fri 12 Apr 2013, 4:26 pm

Now her life is in bits, oh what fun
As im now having it off with her Mum.
She went into her room and found a 50 caliber machine gun

by **Kenny** Fri 12 Apr 2013, 4:39 pm

Now her life is in bits, oh what fun
As im now having it off with her Mum.
She went into her room and found a 50 caliber machine gun
and a cuddly teddy she had previously won

by MtotheC Fri 12 Apr 2013, 4:40 pm

Now her life is in bits, oh what fun
As im now having it off with her Mum.
She went into her room and found a 50 caliber machine gun
and a cuddly teddy she had previously won.
Which keeps her warm as she has no one

by **Kenny** Fri 12 Apr 2013, 4:42 pm

Having burnt my bridges i had nowhere to turn

by Guest Fri 12 Apr 2013, 4:44 pm

Having burnt my bridges i had nowhere to turn
That last Limerick made my eyes burn

by MtotheC Fri 12 Apr 2013, 4:46 pm

Having burnt my bridges i had nowhere to turn
That last Limerick made my eyes burn .
It was prett shocking i think it may be time to adjourn

by **Kenny** Fri 12 Apr 2013, 4:51 pm

Having burnt my bridges i had nowhere to turn
That last Limerick made my eyes burn .
It was prett shocking i think it may be time to adjourn
Only lines 1 & 2 then 3 & 4 have to rhyme but you'll learn

by **Enforcer** Fri 12 Apr 2013, 5:32 pm

Having burnt my bridges i had nowhere to turn
That last Limerick made my eyes burn .
It was prett shocking i think it may be time to adjourn
Only lines 1 & 2 then 3 & 4 have to rhyme but you'll learn.
And the rhythym pattern has been lost

http://www.gigglepoetry.com/POETRYCLASS/limerickcontesthelp.html Whistle

by Guest Fri 12 Apr 2013, 5:40 pm

Bruce Lansky can go for a hike!

by **Enforcer** Fri 12 Apr 2013, 5:42 pm

Bruce Lansky can go for a hike!
For poetry advice on your bike

by Guest Fri 12 Apr 2013, 5:43 pm

Bruce Lansky can go for a hike!
For poetry advice on your bike
We dont need advice

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 12 Apr 2013, 7:07 pm

Bruce Lansky can go for a hike!
For poetry advice on your bike
We dont need advice
Or a cure for head lice

by Guest Fri 12 Apr 2013, 7:11 pm

Bruce Lansky can go for a hike!
For poetry advice on your bike
We dont need advice
Or a cure for head lice
Cos we scratch ours as much as we like

by **Kenny** Fri 12 Apr 2013, 7:38 pm

bravo

by **Kenny** Fri 12 Apr 2013, 7:39 pm

We don't follow the rules we rebel

by Guest Fri 12 Apr 2013, 7:43 pm

We don't follow the rules we rebel
We're a law to ourselves and we smell

by **Kenny** Fri 12 Apr 2013, 7:44 pm

We don't follow the rules we rebel
We're a law to ourselves and we smell
We don't care what you think

by Guest Fri 12 Apr 2013, 7:48 pm

We don't follow the rules we rebel
We're a law to ourselves and we smell
We don't care what you think
We will p!ss in your sink

by **Kenny** Fri 12 Apr 2013, 7:54 pm

We don't follow the rules we rebel
We're a law to ourselves and we smell
We don't care what you think
We will p!ss in your sink
And toss off into your hair gel

by Guest Fri 12 Apr 2013, 8:00 pm

We're too rude for TV that's for sure

by **Galted** Fri 12 Apr 2013, 8:16 pm

We're too rude for TV that's for sure
if decency's a disease we're the cure

by Guest Fri 12 Apr 2013, 8:19 pm

We're too rude for TV that's for sure
if decency's a disease we're the cure
We don't cater to kids

by **Kenny** Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:00 pm

We're too rude for TV that's for sure
if decency's a disease we're the cure
We don't cater to kids
But love tossing off squids

by Guest Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:06 pm

We're too rude for TV that's for sure
if decency's a disease we're the cure
We don't cater to kids
But love tossing off squids
And we have frontal sex with a bore

by **Kenny** Sat 13 Apr 2013, 2:16 pm

by **Kenny** Sat 13 Apr 2013, 2:17 pm

There once was a women from Nice

by Guest Sat 13 Apr 2013, 2:20 pm

There once was a women from Nice
Who was hellbent on getting world peace

by **Kenny** Sat 13 Apr 2013, 2:21 pm

There once was a women from Nice
Who was hellbent on getting world peace
She tried to get people to pray

by Guest Sat 13 Apr 2013, 2:24 pm

There once was a women from Nice
Who was hellbent on getting world peace
She tried to get people to pray
Me and Kenny? No way!

by **Kenny** Sat 13 Apr 2013, 2:28 pm

There once was a women from Nice
Who was hellbent on getting world peace
She tried to get people to pray
Me and Kenny? No way!
But she's brainwashed my poor little niece

by Guest Sat 13 Apr 2013, 2:34 pm

by **Pal Joey** Sat 13 Apr 2013, 2:37 pm

I once witnessed a bike in a crash
whilst driving my truck smokin' hash

by Guest Sat 13 Apr 2013, 2:37 pm

I once witnessed a bike in a crash
whilst driving my truck smokin' hash
Was as high as a kite

by **Pal Joey** Sat 13 Apr 2013, 2:39 pm

I once witnessed a bike in a crash
whilst driving my truck smokin' hash
Was as high as a kite
forget the Bud Lite

by Guest Sat 13 Apr 2013, 2:43 pm

I once witnessed a bike in a crash
whilst driving my truck smokin' hash
Was as high as a kite
forget the Bud Lite
All it does it put stains on my tash

by **Kenny** Sat 13 Apr 2013, 2:45 pm

I once witnessed a bike in a crash
whilst driving my truck smokin' hash
Was as high as a kite
forget the Bud Lite
But the biker the Muppet stole my stash

by **Pal Joey** Sat 13 Apr 2013, 2:45 pm

He drooled as he looked thru the keyhole

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