The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:21 am

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The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Post by Kenny on Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:32 pm
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The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by Guest Sat Apr 13, 2013 2:59 pm

He drooled as he looked thru the keyhole
Then he entered and asked for a free roll

by **Kenny** Sat Apr 13, 2013 4:06 pm

He drooled as he looked thru the keyhole
Then he entered and asked for a free roll
With her legs in the air she said Yes

by Guest Sat Apr 13, 2013 5:39 pm

He drooled as he looked thru the keyhole
Then he entered and asked for a free roll
With her legs in the air she said Yes
As she slipped out her dress

by **Galted** Sat Apr 13, 2013 5:56 pm

He drooled as he looked thru the keyhole
Then he entered and asked for a free roll
With her legs in the air she said Yes
As she slipped out her dress
He saw a johnny hanging out of her peehole

by Guest Sat Apr 13, 2013 6:09 pm

I cant get that thought out of my head

by **Kenny** Sat Apr 13, 2013 6:37 pm

I cant get that thought out of my head
it will stay with me until i am dead

by Guest Sat Apr 13, 2013 7:21 pm

I cant get that thought out of my head
it will stay with me until i am dead
And when I come back

by **Pal Joey** Sat Apr 13, 2013 11:20 pm

I cant get that thought out of my head
it will stay with me until i am dead
And when I come back
To Heaven's love shack

by Guest Sat Apr 13, 2013 11:27 pm

I cant get that thought out of my head
it will stay with me until i am dead
And when I come back
To Heaven's love shack
There'll be some b!tch moaning that she bled

by **Pal Joey** Sat Apr 13, 2013 11:30 pm

(lovely to hear that first thing on a Sunday morning!)

It's so much easier being a bloke

by Guest Sat Apr 13, 2013 11:36 pm

It's so much easier being a bloke
We can't ruin our babs when we smoke

by **Pal Joey** Sat Apr 13, 2013 11:38 pm

It's so much easier being a bloke
We can't ruin our babs when we smoke
We can urinate on a wall

by Guest Sat Apr 13, 2013 11:39 pm

It's so much easier being a bloke
We can't ruin our babs when we smoke
We can urinate on a wall
And scratch either ball

by **Pal Joey** Sat Apr 13, 2013 11:45 pm

It's so much easier being a bloke
We can't ruin our babs when we smoke
We can urinate on a wall
And scratch either ball
but smother us by muff... and we choke

by Guest Sat Apr 13, 2013 11:49 pm

Is it sunny down there Mr Line?

by **Pal Joey** Sat Apr 13, 2013 11:50 pm

Is it sunny down there Mr Line?
It is Freek... I can see the sun shine

by Guest Sat Apr 13, 2013 11:51 pm

Is it sunny down there Mr Line?
It is Freek... I can see the sun shine
Back here it's bleek

by **Pal Joey** Sat Apr 13, 2013 11:52 pm

Is it sunny down there Mr Line?
It is Freek... I can see the sun shine
Back here it's bleek
Will it be so all week?

by Guest Sat Apr 13, 2013 11:56 pm

Is it sunny down there Mr Line?
It is Freek... I can see the sun shine
Back here it's bleek
Will it be so all week?
There is always some fog on the tyne!

by **Pal Joey** Sun Apr 14, 2013 12:01 am

Just stubbed my toe in the kitchen

by Guest Sun Apr 14, 2013 12:13 am

Just stubbed my toe in the kitchen
I did that and it wouldn't stop itching

by **Pal Joey** Sun Apr 14, 2013 12:18 am

Just stubbed my toe in the kitchen
I did that and it wouldn't stop itching
The throbbing got worse

by Guest Sun Apr 14, 2013 12:26 am

Just stubbed my toe in the kitchen
I did that and it wouldn't stop itching
The throbbing got worse
Then my mates called a herse

by **Pal Joey** Sun Apr 14, 2013 12:33 am

Just stubbed my toe in the kitchen
I did that and it wouldn't stop itching
The throbbing got worse
Then my mates called a herse
but it was pre-booked by Christoper Hitchens

by Guest Sun Apr 14, 2013 12:34 am

by **Pal Joey** Sun Apr 14, 2013 12:41 am

We should let the poor fellow Rest in Peace

by Guest Sun Apr 14, 2013 12:47 am

We should let the poor fellow Rest in Peace
Is it true that he Dad was called Reece?

by **Pal Joey** Sun Apr 14, 2013 1:01 am

We should let the poor fellow Rest in Peace
Is it true that his Dad was called Reece?
Not sure, might need to search

by **Kenny** Sun Apr 14, 2013 4:36 pm

We should let the poor fellow Rest in Peace
Is it true that his Dad was called Reece?
Not sure, might need to search
check under the surname Perch

by **Galted** Sun Apr 14, 2013 4:55 pm

We should let the poor fellow Rest in Peace
Is it true that his Dad was called Reece?
Not sure, might need to search
check under the surname Perch
I heard that he b*ggered Caprice

by **Kenny** Sun Apr 14, 2013 4:57 pm

by Guest Mon Apr 15, 2013 12:31 am

This golf is now starting to drag

by **Pal Joey** Mon Apr 15, 2013 12:33 am

This golf is now starting to drag
The both landed so close to the flag

by Guest Mon Apr 15, 2013 12:37 am

This golf is now starting to drag
The both landed so close to the flag
I'm rooting for Scott

by **Pal Joey** Mon Apr 15, 2013 12:39 am

This golf is now starting to drag
The both landed so close to the flag
I'm rooting for Scott
Me too... now he's got

by Guest Mon Apr 15, 2013 12:40 am

This golf is now starting to drag
The both landed so close to the flag
I'm rooting for Scott
Me too... now he's got
A green jacket to go in his bag

by **Pal Joey** Mon Apr 15, 2013 12:41 am

by **Galted** Mon Apr 15, 2013 7:18 am

by Shot 21 LCFC Mon Apr 15, 2013 8:02 am

This is my first limerick attempt

by **Galted** Mon Apr 15, 2013 8:10 am

This is my first limerick attempt
then from criticism you'll be exempt

by Shot 21 LCFC Mon Apr 15, 2013 8:25 am

This is my first limerick attempt
Then from criticism you'll be exempt
That eases the pressure

by **Galted** Mon Apr 15, 2013 8:45 am

This is my first limerick attempt
Then from criticism you'll be exempt
That eases the pressure
like a volcanic fissure

by Shot 21 LCFC Mon Apr 15, 2013 8:53 am

This is my first limerick attempt
Then from criticism you'll be exempt
That eases the pressure
Like a volcanic fissure
But I cannot become content

by **Galted** Mon Apr 15, 2013 9:18 am

Shot took the bull by the horns

by Shot 21 LCFC Mon Apr 15, 2013 9:37 am

Shot took the bull by the horns
For the first time since he was born

by **Pal Joey** Mon Apr 15, 2013 9:40 am

Shot took the bull by the horns
For the first time since he was born
He wrestled that beast

by **Galted** Mon Apr 15, 2013 9:49 am

Shot took the bull by the horns
For the first time since he was born
He wrestled that beast
till his shirtsleeves were creased

by **Pal Joey** Mon Apr 15, 2013 9:53 am

Shot took the bull by the horns
For the first time since he was born
He wrestled that beast
till his shirtsleeves were creased
and his shoelaces were horribly torn

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Apr 15, 2013 12:02 pm

I'm back, all rested and tanned

by **Pal Joey** Mon Apr 15, 2013 12:17 pm

I'm back, all rested and tanned
Thank God.. I thought you'd been banned

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