The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue 04 Oct 2011, 12:20 pm

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off.

There was an old sailor from Crewe,

by **Kenny** Fri 21 Oct 2011, 12:14 pm

" Hello " said the voice on the line
"How are you? my name is Brian"
"I can offer you some double glazing "

by President Trump Fri 21 Oct 2011, 12:15 pm

" Hello " said the voice on the line
"How are you? my name is Brian"
"I can offer you some double glazing "
"The price is amazing"

by **Kenny** Fri 21 Oct 2011, 12:21 pm

" Hello " said the voice on the line
"How are you? my name is Brian"
"I can offer you some double glazing "
"The price is amazing"
said the lying two faced swine

by President Trump Fri 21 Oct 2011, 12:29 pm

excellent

A hop.skip and a jump

by **Kenny** Fri 21 Oct 2011, 1:29 pm

A hop.skip and a jump,
I landed with a great big bump ,

by littleswannygirl Fri 21 Oct 2011, 2:13 pm

A hop.skip and a jump,
I landed with a great big bump ,
My coccyx didn't like it,

by President Trump Fri 21 Oct 2011, 2:31 pm

A hop.skip and a jump,
I landed with a great big bump ,
My coccyx didn't like it,
As for the pain I couldn't fight it

by **Kenny** Fri 21 Oct 2011, 3:59 pm

A hop.skip and a jump,
I landed with a great big bump ,
My coccyx didn't like it,
As for the pain I couldn't fight it,
And it left me needing a dump

by Corporalhumblebucket Sat 22 Oct 2011, 8:24 pm

There was an old man from UKIP

by **Kenny** Sat 22 Oct 2011, 8:32 pm

There was an old man from UKIP
Who's liking for porn he let slip

by President Trump Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:44 am

There was an old man from UKIP
Who's liking for porn he let slip
They found tissues and lube

by **Kenny** Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:48 am

There was an old man from UKIP
Who's liking for porn he let slip
They found tissues and lube
And permanent link to RedTube

by President Trump Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:58 am

There was an old man from UKIP
Who's liking for porn he let slip
They found tissues and lube
And permanent link to RedTube
That he watched by himself in the nip

by **Kenny** Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:10 am

good finish

by **Kenny** Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:15 am

We were watching the match in pub

by President Trump Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:03 pm

We were watching the match in pub
With some beer and a nice bit of grub

by **Pal Joey** Mon 24 Oct 2011, 2:11 pm

We were watching the match in pub
With some beer and a nice bit of grub
When in walked some trouble

by President Trump Mon 24 Oct 2011, 2:27 pm

We were watching the match in pub
With some beer and a nice bit of grub
When in walked some trouble
The police came on the double

by **Kenny** Mon 24 Oct 2011, 2:29 pm

We were watching the match in the pub
With some beer and a nice bit of grub
When in walked some trouble
The police came on the double
And hit everyone on the head with a club

by **Pal Joey** Mon 24 Oct 2011, 2:31 pm

good old fashioned crowd control thumbsup

A polar bear was lost in the subway,

by President Trump Mon 24 Oct 2011, 2:33 pm

A polar bear was lost in the subway,
Whist trying to find his way back to the bay

by **Kenny** Mon 24 Oct 2011, 2:47 pm

A polar bear was lost in the subway,
Whist trying to find his way back to the bay
The people were running and screaming

by President Trump Mon 24 Oct 2011, 3:05 pm

A polar bear was lost in the subway,
Whist trying to find his way back to the bay
The people were running and screaming
and the hunters were creaming

by **Kenny** Mon 24 Oct 2011, 3:08 pm

A polar bear was lost in the subway,
Whist trying to find his way back to the bay
The people were running and screaming
and the hunters were creaming
But the bear had found a mate he could lay .

by **Pal Joey** Mon 24 Oct 2011, 3:10 pm

A polar bear was lost in the subway,
Whist trying to find his way back to the bay
The people were running and screaming
and the hunters were creaming
Their pants, as the beast got away.

by **Pal Joey** Mon 24 Oct 2011, 3:11 pm

sorry... all that effort you know... Smile

by **Kenny** Mon 24 Oct 2011, 3:17 pm

While driving along in my jeep

by President Trump Mon 24 Oct 2011, 3:20 pm

While driving along in my jeep
I suddenly hit some sheep

by **Kenny** Mon 24 Oct 2011, 3:22 pm

While driving along in my jeep
I suddenly hit some sheep
There was blood and wool all over

by President Trump Mon 24 Oct 2011, 3:25 pm

While driving along in my jeep
I suddenly hit some sheep
There was blood and wool all over
The White Cliffs of Dover

by **Kenny** Mon 24 Oct 2011, 3:32 pm

While driving along in my jeep
I suddenly hit some sheep
There was blood and wool all over
The White Cliffs of Dover
Leaving me crumpled up in a heap

by **Pal Joey** Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:41 pm

The white goose dived into the lake,

by **Kenny** Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:57 pm

The white goose dived into the lake,
leaving the others trailing in its wake

by **Pal Joey** Tue 25 Oct 2011, 1:13 pm

The white goose dived into the lake,
leaving the others trailing in its wake,
When the speedboat came up,

by **Kenny** Tue 25 Oct 2011, 1:28 pm

The white goose dived into the lake,
leaving the others trailing in its wake,
When the speedboat came up,
It was a race for the cup

by **Pal Joey** Tue 25 Oct 2011, 1:40 pm

The white goose dived into the lake,
leaving the others trailing in its wake,
When the speedboat came up,
It was a race for the cup
And really cool prizes at stake.

by **Kenny** Tue 25 Oct 2011, 1:43 pm

The man in the moon looked down

by **Pal Joey** Tue 25 Oct 2011, 1:47 pm

The man in the moon looked down
and he suddenly developed a frown,

by **Kenny** Tue 25 Oct 2011, 2:09 pm

The man in the moon looked down
and he suddenly developed a frown,
He noticed the world wasn't flat

by **Pal Joey** Tue 25 Oct 2011, 2:45 pm

The man in the moon looked down
and he suddenly developed a frown,
He noticed the world wasn't flat
But looked more like a curled-up cat,

by **Kenny** Tue 25 Oct 2011, 5:28 pm

The man in the moon looked down
and he suddenly developed a frown,
He noticed the world wasn't flat
But looked more like a curled-up cat,
Then the doctor shouted wake up you clown .

by Corporalhumblebucket Tue 25 Oct 2011, 8:12 pm

by **Kenny** Tue 25 Oct 2011, 10:21 pm

Have you ever met a lady from Leeds

by Corporalhumblebucket Tue 25 Oct 2011, 10:31 pm

Have you ever met a lady from Leeds
Who went to stately home gardens to sow weeds

by **Kenny** Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:57 am

Have you ever met a lady from Leeds
Who went to stately home gardens to sow weeds
She loved to tidy there flowers ,

by President Trump Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:23 am

Have you ever met a lady from Leeds
Who went to stately home gardens to sow weeds
She loved to tidy there flowers ,
and make manure towers

by **Kenny** Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:28 am

Have you ever met a lady from Leeds
Who went to stately home gardens to sow weeds
She loved to tidy there flowers ,
and make manure towers,
Not stopping until her hand bleeds

by President Trump Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:49 am

A man was caught in a flood

by **Kenny** Wed 26 Oct 2011, 4:09 pm

A man was caught in a flood
So he made a raft out of wood ,

by **Pal Joey** Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:01 am

A man was caught in a flood
So he made a raft out of wood,
It raced down the torrents,

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