The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue 4 Oct - 12:20

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off.

There was an old sailor from Crewe,

by Corporalhumblebucket Sun 16 Oct - 21:10

There once was a lady from Gwent
Who gave up drinking for Lent.

by **Kenny** Mon 17 Oct - 10:39

There once was a lady from Gwent
Who gave up drinking for Lent.
Being sober she mastered ,

by President Trump Mon 17 Oct - 12:54

There once was a lady from Gwent
Who gave up drinking for Lent.
Being sober she mastered
Not trying to get plastered

by littleswannygirl Mon 17 Oct - 13:37

There once was a lady from Gwent
Who gave up drinking for Lent.
Being sober she mastered
Not trying to get plastered
Which gave the brandy time to ferment

by **Kenny** Mon 17 Oct - 13:40

by **Kenny** Mon 17 Oct - 13:41

Saving the best until last ,

by President Trump Mon 17 Oct - 15:32

Saving the best until last
I knocked back the wine too fast

by **Kenny** Mon 17 Oct - 16:56

Saving the best until last
I knocked back the wine too fast
The room started spinning ,

by President Trump Mon 17 Oct - 17:02

Saving the best until last
I knocked back the wine too fast
The room started spinning
My wife started screaming

by **Kenny** Mon 17 Oct - 17:08

Saving the best until last
I knocked back the wine too fast
The room started spinning
My wife started screaming
But everyone in Tescos had a blast

by President Trump Tue 18 Oct - 15:39

I was fishing down by the canal

by **Kenny** Tue 18 Oct - 17:33

I was fishing down by the canal
When i hooked a strange animal

by **Pal Joey** Wed 19 Oct - 9:46

I was fishing down by the canal
When i hooked a strange animal
It jumped out of the water,

by President Trump Wed 19 Oct - 10:13

I was fishing down by the canal
When i hooked a strange animal
It jumped out of the water
And splashed down like a mortar

by **Kenny** Wed 19 Oct - 10:22

I was fishing down by the canal
When i hooked a strange animal
It jumped out of the water
And splashed down like a mortar
It was half Whale half camel

by President Trump Wed 19 Oct - 10:26

Great save clap

A man with the face of a dog

by **Kenny** Wed 19 Oct - 10:28

A man with the face of a dog,
Got lost while walking in fog

by President Trump Wed 19 Oct - 10:30

A man with the face of a dog,
Got lost while walking in fog
He barked and he howled

by **Kenny** Wed 19 Oct - 10:42

A man with the face of a dog,
Got lost while walking in fog
He barked and he howled,
On the Moors that he prowled ,

by President Trump Wed 19 Oct - 10:56

A man with the face of a dog,
Got lost while walking in fog
He barked and he howled,
On the Moors that he prowled,
Until he fell into a bog

by littleswannygirl Wed 19 Oct - 10:57

by **Kenny** Wed 19 Oct - 11:04

Making cup-cakes for the kids ,

by President Trump Wed 19 Oct - 11:05

Making cup-cakes for the kids
I thought Id use some figs

by **Kenny** Wed 19 Oct - 11:07

Making cup-cakes for the kids
I thought Id use some figs
the kids were not happy

by President Trump Wed 19 Oct - 11:58

Making cup-cakes for the kids
I thought Id use some figs
the kids were not happy
As the cakes smelled like a nappy

by **Kenny** Wed 19 Oct - 12:41

Making cup-cakes for the kids
I thought Id use some figs
the kids were not happy
As the cakes smelled like a nappy
And gave them a dose of the skids

by President Trump Wed 19 Oct - 13:04

love it

X-factor was on the TV

by **Kenny** Wed 19 Oct - 19:25

X-factor was on the TV,
But they cant sing better then me

by Corporalhumblebucket Wed 19 Oct - 22:11

X-factor was on the TV,
But they cant sing better then me.
So I put a boot through the screen

by **Pal Joey** Thu 20 Oct - 8:19

X-factor was on the TV,
But they cant sing better then me.
So I put a boot through the screen
When the judges did seem

by **Kenny** Thu 20 Oct - 11:42

X-factor was on the TV,
But they cant sing better then me.
So I put a boot through the screen
When the judges did seem,
To be just taking the P

by **Pal Joey** Thu 20 Oct - 11:44

Molly was weeding her garden,

by **Kenny** Thu 20 Oct - 11:46

Molly was weeding her garden,
When she bent over i started to harden ,

by **Pal Joey** Thu 20 Oct - 11:47

Molly was weeding her garden,
When she bent over i started to harden ,
But when I passed her the hose,

by **Kenny** Thu 20 Oct - 11:49

Molly was weeding her garden,
When she bent over i started to harden ,
But when I passed her the hose,
She ripped off her clothes

by **Pal Joey** Thu 20 Oct - 11:51

Molly was weeding her garden,
When she bent over i started to harden,
But when I passed her the hose,
She ripped off her clothes,
Not even a "I beg your pardon?!"

by **Kenny** Thu 20 Oct - 11:52

by **Kenny** Thu 20 Oct - 14:32

While out one night on a date

by Guest Thu 20 Oct - 18:26

While out one night on a date
I suddenly bumped into a mate

by **Kenny** Thu 20 Oct - 20:02

While out one night on a date
I suddenly bumped into a mate
He looked at my bird and he laughed

by Corporalhumblebucket Thu 20 Oct - 21:11

While out one night on a date
I suddenly bumped into a mate
He looked at my bird and he laughed
"I'd rather be marooned on a raft"

by **Kenny** Thu 20 Oct - 21:16

While out one night on a date
I suddenly bumped into a mate
He looked at my bird and he laughed
"I'd rather be marooned on a raft"
Then be be seen with the Price they call Kate

by Corporalhumblebucket Thu 20 Oct - 22:05

On tour with the Royals in Aus

by **Pal Joey** Fri 21 Oct - 0:08

On tour with the Royals in Aus,
A journo got lost... because,

by President Trump Fri 21 Oct - 10:31

On tour with the Royals in Aus,
A journo got lost... because,
He was found in the Bush

by **Pal Joey** Fri 21 Oct - 10:46

On tour with the Royals in Aus,
A journo got lost... because,
He was found in the Bush
With no map, food or voice,

by President Trump Fri 21 Oct - 11:12

On tour with the Royals in Aus,
A journo got lost... because,
He was found in the Bush
With no map, food or voice,
And a necklace of Koala Bears paws

by **Pal Joey** Fri 21 Oct - 11:20

I think I saw that guy recently...

by **Kenny** Fri 21 Oct - 11:58

" Hello " said the voice on the line

by President Trump Fri 21 Oct - 12:11

" Hello " said the voice on the line
"How are you? my name is Brian"

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