The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue 04 Oct 2011, 12:20 pm

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off.

There was an old sailor from Crewe,

by **Kenny** Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:32 am

A man was caught in a flood
So he made a raft out of wood,
It raced down the torrents,
Following eddies and currents ,

by President Trump Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:42 am

A man was caught in a flood
So he made a raft out of wood,
It raced down the torrents,
Following eddies and currents ,
And came to a stop with a THUD!!

by **Kenny** Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:21 am

i like that one

They say Love is sealed with a kiss

by President Trump Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:23 am

They say Love is sealed with a kiss
And to wash your hands after a p1ss

by **Kenny** Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:27 am

They say Love is sealed with a kiss
And to wash your hands after a p1ss
Both can pass on an infection

by President Trump Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:28 am

They say Love is sealed with a kiss
And to wash your hands after a p1ss
Both can pass on an infection
But with a Doctors detection

by **Kenny** Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:32 am

They say Love is sealed with a kiss
And to wash your hands after a p1ss
Both can pass on an infection
But with a Doctors detection,
You can still do both with your Sis

by President Trump Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:47 am

I tip my hat to you Sir

I saw my old teacher in Boots

by **Kenny** Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:48 am

I saw my old teacher in Boots,
Buying hair dye for her roots ,

by President Trump Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:52 am

I saw my old teacher in Boots,
Buying hair dye for her roots ,
She picked up the bottle

by **Kenny** Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:59 am

I saw my old teacher in Boots,
Buying hair dye for her roots ,
She picked up the bottle,
Of the dye called " Full Throttle"

by President Trump Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:08 am

I saw my old teacher in Boots,
Buying hair dye for her roots ,
She picked up the bottle,
Of the dye called " Full Throttle"
Which made her hair smell like mixed fruits

by **Kenny** Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:52 pm

by **Kenny** Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:54 pm

I really fancy a beer ,

by President Trump Thu 27 Oct 2011, 2:21 pm

I really fancy a beer
In the pub that is quite near

by **Kenny** Thu 27 Oct 2011, 2:31 pm

I really fancy a beer
In the pub that is quite near
Dont think i will take the wife

by President Trump Thu 27 Oct 2011, 2:37 pm

I really fancy a beer
In the pub that is quite near
Dont think i will take the wife
Id rather sit on a knife

by **Kenny** Thu 27 Oct 2011, 2:42 pm

I really fancy a beer
In the pub that is quite near
Dont think i will take the wife
Id rather sit on a knife
But one slip and i'd end up a queer

by President Trump Thu 27 Oct 2011, 2:46 pm

by **Kenny** Thu 27 Oct 2011, 3:50 pm

There was a young boy from Surrey

by President Trump Thu 27 Oct 2011, 4:11 pm

There was a young boy from Surrey
Who had an imaginary friend called Murray

by **Kenny** Thu 27 Oct 2011, 4:16 pm

There was a young boy from Surrey
Who had an imaginary friend called Murray
They went everywhere together

by President Trump Thu 27 Oct 2011, 4:17 pm

There was a young boy from Surrey
Who had an imaginary friend called Murray
They went everywhere together
Like two Birds in a Feather

by **Kenny** Thu 27 Oct 2011, 4:45 pm

There was a young boy from Surrey
Who had an imaginary friend called Murray
They went everywhere together
Like two Birds of a Feather
Until his mum found out ...thats a worry

by President Trump Thu 27 Oct 2011, 4:50 pm

God came down from above

by **Kenny** Thu 27 Oct 2011, 5:48 pm

God came down from above
To spread the light and his love ,

by littleswannygirl Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:36 pm

God came down from above
To spread the light and his love ,
His sat nav brought him to Goole,

by **Pal Joey** Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:34 am

God came down from above
To spread the light and his love ,
His sat nav brought him to Goole,
Just outside the Art School,

by President Trump Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:23 am

God came down from above
To spread the light and his love ,
His sat nav brought him to Goole,
Just outside the Art School,
Where a car drove by and splashed him with mud

by **Kenny** Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:22 pm

Sheila was making the dinner

by President Trump Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:59 pm

Sheila was making the dinner
With Curry she was on to a winner

by **Pal Joey** Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:04 pm

Sheila was making the dinner
With Curry she was on to a winner,
Her guests were sat down all ready,

by **Kenny** Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:32 pm

Sheila was making the dinner
With Curry she was on to a winner,
Her guests were sat down all ready,
When her husband stumbled in quite unsteady

by **Pal Joey** Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:36 pm

Sheila was making the dinner
With Curry she was on to a winner,
Her guests were sat down all ready,
When her husband stumbled in quite unsteady
With lipstick smeared all over his grinner.

by **Kenny** Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:38 pm

by **Pal Joey** Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:44 pm

The cleaner was locked in a closet,

by **Kenny** Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:46 pm

The cleaner was locked in a closet,
With nothing to wear but a corset

by **Pal Joey** Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:50 pm

The cleaner was locked in a closet,
With nothing to wear but a corset
When the cook found the keys,

by **Kenny** Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:51 pm

The cleaner was locked in a closet,
With nothing to wear but a corset
When the cook found the keys,
She was sobbing down on her knees

by Corporalhumblebucket Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:56 pm

The cleaner was locked in a closet,
With nothing to wear but a corset
When the cook found the keys,
She was sobbing down on her knees
How can I get out with nowt but a map of Dorset?

by **Kenny** Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:19 pm

There once was a man who had warts

by **Pal Joey** Sat 29 Oct 2011, 8:47 am

There once was a man who had warts,
Which prevented him from wearing shorts,

by **Kenny** Sat 29 Oct 2011, 11:57 am

There once was a man who had warts,
Which prevented him from wearing shorts,
It made him go into his shell

by Corporalhumblebucket Sat 29 Oct 2011, 6:12 pm

There once was a man who had warts,
Which prevented him from wearing shorts,
It made him go into his shell
For fear that bullies would yell

by **Kenny** Sat 29 Oct 2011, 6:43 pm

There once was a man who had warts,
Which prevented him from wearing shorts,
It made him go into his shell,
For fear that bullies would yell,
" Oy Bertie your arse is covered in all-sorts "

by Corporalhumblebucket Sat 29 Oct 2011, 9:29 pm

by **Kenny** Sat 29 Oct 2011, 10:29 pm

Whilst out with my mates on the pull ,

by **Pal Joey** Sun 30 Oct 2011, 10:04 am

Whilst out with my mates on the pull ,
We entered a club which was full,

by **Kenny** Sun 30 Oct 2011, 10:32 am

Whilst out with my mates on the pull ,
We entered a club which was full,
With girls wearing really tight tops

by Corporalhumblebucket Sun 30 Oct 2011, 7:19 pm

Whilst out with my mates on the pull ,
We entered a club which was full,
With girls wearing really tight tops
And boys best described as flops

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