THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD

by Guest Fri 25 Feb 2011, 7:53 pm

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off.

There once was goat from Llandudlow,

by President Trump Mon 28 Feb 2011, 1:42 pm

There once was a fisher from Michigan
Who forgot which pocket his hooks where in
He looked in the left
and thought about theft

by Legend Mon 28 Feb 2011, 1:44 pm

There once was a fisher from Michigan
Who forgot which pocket his hooks where in
He looked in the left
and thought about theft
But found it and now he can fish again.

by Legend Mon 28 Feb 2011, 1:45 pm

That's one of the best so far. Great teamwork Dicey!

by President Trump Mon 28 Feb 2011, 1:47 pm

I didnt realise how fun this would be Very Happy

There once was a man from Bombay

by Legend Mon 28 Feb 2011, 1:53 pm

There once was a man from Bombay
Whose favourite sport was ballet

by President Trump Mon 28 Feb 2011, 1:55 pm

There once was a man from Bombay
Whose favourite sport was ballet
He wore a Tutu

by Legend Mon 28 Feb 2011, 2:01 pm

There once was a man from Bombay
Whose favourite sport was ballet
He wore a Tutu
Used women's shampoo

by President Trump Mon 28 Feb 2011, 2:12 pm

There once was a man from Bombay
Whose favourite sport was ballet
He wore a Tutu
Used women's shampoo
I doesn't care what people say

by Legend Mon 28 Feb 2011, 2:14 pm

Welsh farmers are known to like sheep

by Guest Mon 28 Feb 2011, 4:00 pm

Welsh farmers are known to like sheep,
And corn on the cob when its cheap,

by Guest Mon 28 Feb 2011, 4:04 pm

Welsh farmers are known to like sheep,
And corn on the cob when its cheap,
Plowing the fields

by Legend Mon 28 Feb 2011, 5:02 pm

Welsh farmers are known to like sheep,
And corn on the cob when its cheap,
Plowing the fields
Increasing their yields

by Guest Mon 28 Feb 2011, 5:13 pm

Welsh farmers are known to like sheep,
And corn on the cob when its cheap,
Plowing the fields
Increasing their yields
Trying to get a date with little bow peep

by Guest Mon 28 Feb 2011, 5:27 pm

There once was a man from Nantucket

by Solerina Mon 28 Feb 2011, 5:31 pm

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who got his head stuck in a bucket

by Guest Mon 28 Feb 2011, 5:31 pm

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who got his head stuck in a bucket
It wouldnt come off

by Guest Mon 28 Feb 2011, 5:33 pm

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who got his head stuck in a bucket
It wouldn't come off
Till he started to cough

by Guest Mon 28 Feb 2011, 5:35 pm

i changed it m8 after posting cos he wouldnt use glue to get it off Shocked

by Solerina Mon 28 Feb 2011, 5:45 pm

PMSL!

So where are we this then?

by Guest Mon 28 Feb 2011, 5:50 pm

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who got his head stuck in a bucket
It wouldnt come off

by Guest Mon 28 Feb 2011, 5:51 pm

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who got his head stuck in a bucket
It wouldn't come off
Till he started to cough.

by Solerina Mon 28 Feb 2011, 6:13 pm

King Beer wrote:There once was a man from Nantucket
Who got his head stuck in a bucket
It wouldn't come off
Till he started to cough.

I could finish this but then I'd have to mod myself lol

night night guys

Solerina

by **ADMIN** Mon 28 Feb 2011, 6:23 pm

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who got his head stuck in a bucket
It wouldn't come off
Till he started to cough
And as it flew his mates all ducked it.

by Legend Tue 01 Mar 2011, 2:25 am

There was a young man of Japan
Whose limericks never would scan.
When they asked him why
He said with a sigh,
"It's because I always try to get as many words into the last line as I possibly can."

Sorry, I just thought I'd post that in here anyway, as it doesn't deserve a separate thread like the Hero limerick thumbsup

Anyway. Next one coming up:

There once was a wrestler with muscle,

by **Enforcer** Tue 01 Mar 2011, 4:30 am

There once was a wrestler with muscle,
Whose arms would move with a rustle,

by Guest Tue 01 Mar 2011, 4:33 am

There once was a wrestler with muscle,
Whose arms would move with a rustle,
He said 'you can't see me'

by Guest Tue 01 Mar 2011, 5:15 am

There once was a wrestler with muscle,
Whose arms would move with a rustle,
He said 'you can't see me'
'Im the superman of WWE'

by Guest Tue 01 Mar 2011, 5:23 am

Till he blew a quad and a pectoral muscle.

by Legend Tue 01 Mar 2011, 6:54 am

I went to New York in the Summer

by President Trump Tue 01 Mar 2011, 7:00 am

I went to New York in the Summer
I really thought it was a bummer

by Legend Tue 01 Mar 2011, 7:56 am

I went to New York in the Summer
I really thought it was a bummer
The weather was bad

by Guest Tue 01 Mar 2011, 7:59 am

I went to New York in the Summer
I really thought it was a bummer
The weather was bad
Which made me quite mad

by Legend Tue 01 Mar 2011, 8:06 am

I went to New York in the Summer
I really thought it was a bummer
The weather was bad
Which made me quite mad
And next door there lived a bad drummer

by **Enforcer** Tue 01 Mar 2011, 8:25 am

I once had a zit on my face

by Legend Tue 01 Mar 2011, 8:34 am

I once had a zit on my face
In the days that I wore a brace

by Guest Tue 01 Mar 2011, 8:37 am

I once had a zit on my face
In the days that I wore a brace
It popped with a squirt

by Lex-Express Tue 01 Mar 2011, 8:39 am

turned brown in the dirt

by Legend Tue 01 Mar 2011, 8:39 am

I once had a zit on my face
In the days that I wore a brace
It popped with a squirt
All over my shirt

by Legend Tue 01 Mar 2011, 8:40 am

... we have a dilemma! Shocked

by Lex-Express Tue 01 Mar 2011, 8:45 am

Legend yours is better

by President Trump Tue 01 Mar 2011, 9:09 am

I once had a zit on my face
In the days that I wore a brace
It popped with a squirt
All over my shirt
But I wiped it away without a trace

by Legend Tue 01 Mar 2011, 9:25 am

There once was a fly on the wall

by Lex-Express Tue 01 Mar 2011, 9:26 am

got squashed but made no mess at all

by Legend Tue 01 Mar 2011, 9:44 am

There once was a fly on the wall
got squashed but made no mess at all
It fell to the floor

by President Trump Tue 01 Mar 2011, 10:23 am

There once was a fly on the wall
got squashed but made no mess at all
It fell to the floor
and got hit by a door

by Legend Tue 01 Mar 2011, 10:28 am

There once was a fly on the wall
got squashed but made no mess at all
It fell to the floor
and got hit by a door
But that aint the end of old Paul

by President Trump Tue 01 Mar 2011, 10:33 am

There once was a boy called Roy

by Legend Tue 01 Mar 2011, 10:34 am

haha Royboy?

There once was a boy called Roy
He came on our site to annoy

by President Trump Tue 01 Mar 2011, 10:40 am

There once was a boy called Roy
He came on our site to annoy
He riled people up

by Lex-Express Tue 01 Mar 2011, 11:06 am

but he wum out of luck

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