The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

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C*nts or Inspiral, that is the question
Inspiral is unquestionably equestrian
It's a horse of course
Alright, Inspector Morse

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Napoleon had small man complex
Not to mention herpes simplex
but he had a cool hat

[JuliusHMarx]

Napoleon had small man complex
Not to mention herpes simplex
but he had a cool hat
Sadiq Khan's still a tw@t

[Pal Joey]

Napoleon had small man complex
Not to mention herpes simplex
but he had a cool hat
Sadiq Khan's still a tw@t
And pretty unpopular in Middlesex

[rIck_dAgless]

This thread has been dead for a while

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This thread has been dead for a while
Let's move it to the top of the pile.

[JuliusHMarx]

This thread has been dead for a while
Let's move it to the top of the pile.
On that we're agreed

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This thread has been dead for a while
Let's move it to the top of the pile.
On that we're agreed
Well, what a good deed.

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This thread has been dead for a while
Let's move it to the top of the pile.
On that we're agreed
Well, what a good deed
are we going for substance or style?

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The film thread is alive once more.

[JuliusHMarx]

The film thread is alive once more.
Although this thread is still quite poor.

[rIck_dAgless]

The film thread is alive once more.
Although this thread is still quite poor.
Still better than the culture cup

[JuliusHMarx]

The film thread is alive once more.
Although this thread is still quite poor.
Still better than the culture cup
When is the first question up?

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The film thread is alive once more.
Although this thread is still quite poor.
Still better than the culture cup
When is the first question up?
should I rhyme this with 'lady of loose morals' 'wh0re' or with 'hoor'

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Have you ever been buggered by Unai?

[JuliusHMarx]

Have you ever been buggered by Unai?
Yes I have, it happened in Dubai

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Have you ever been buggered by Unai?
Yes I have, it happened in Dubai
don't you mean your bum?

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Have you ever been buggered by Unai?
Yes I have, it happened in Dubai
don't you mean your bum?
Alright for some

[JuliusHMarx]

Have you ever been buggered by Unai?
Yes I have, it happened in Dubai
don't you mean your bum?
Alright for some
My mistake, it was done in Brunei

[Pal Joey]

Are the bruises still clearly visible?

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Are the bruises still clearly visible?
The first line of this limerick is risible.

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Are the bruises still clearly visible?
The first line of this limerick is risible
The second's too long

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Are the bruises still clearly visible?
The first line of this limerick is risible
The second's too long
Just like my schlong

[JuliusHMarx]

Are the bruises still clearly visible?
The first line of this limerick is risible
The second's too long
Just like my schlong
And the last word is totally

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That took me a while but well done

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That took me a while but well done
Davey Warner is a cun(t)

[Pal Joey]

That took me a while but well done
Davey Warner is a cun(t)
But he's still a big cheat

[rIck_dAgless]

That took me a while but well done
Davey Warner is a cun(t)
But he's still a big cheat
With big smelly feet

[Mind the windows Tino.]

That took me a while but well done
Davey Warner is a cun(t)
But he's still a big cheat
With big smelly feet
But his wife is a lot of fun.

[Pal Joey]

A hard task mistress I believe. She gets Davey up very early every morning for training. Apparently, he never complains...  

[Pal Joey]

So as 2023 comes to a close,

[JuliusHMarx]

So as 2023 comes to a close,
With emotions both joyful and lachrymose

[Pal Joey]

So as 2023 comes to a close,
With emotions both joyful and lachrymose,
It's important to remember,

[JuliusHMarx]

So as 2023 comes to a close,
With emotions both joyful and lachrymose,
It's important to remember,
That you should never dismember

[Pal Joey]

So as 2023 comes to a close,
With emotions both joyful and lachrymose,
It's important to remember,
That you should never dismember
A scarecrow... wearing your Mum's pantyhose.

[rIck_dAgless]

2024 is average so far

[JuliusHMarx]

2024 is average so far
This limerick should set the bar

[Galted]

2024 is average so far
This limerick should set the bar
what a burden to bear

[Pal Joey]

2024 is average so far
This limerick should set the bar
what a burden to bear
Warner's still out there

[alfie]

2024 is average so far
This limerick should set the bar
What a burden to bear
Warner's still out there
But this one's a dud : start the car...

[alfie]

So : I'm brilliant at killing a thread

[Galted]

So : I'm brilliant at killing a thread
Don't fret: this one's usually dead

[Pal Joey]

So : I'm brilliant at killing a thread
Don't fret: this one's usually dead
But on the odd occasion

[Galted]

So : I'm brilliant at killing a thread
Don't fret: this one's usually dead
But on the odd occasion
We'll kidnap an Asian

[Pal Joey]

So : I'm brilliant at killing a thread
Don't fret: this one's usually dead
But on the odd occasion
We'll kidnap an Asian
And force'm to eat white bread.

[JuliusHMarx]

'Tis sh1te on here today

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'Tis sh1te on here today
And 'twill be sh1te through April and May

[JuliusHMarx]

'Tis sh1te on here today
And 'twill be sh1te through April and May
But June will be great

[Galted]

'Tis sh1te on here today
And 'twill be sh1te through April and May
But June will be great
if you're not overweight

[JuliusHMarx]

'Tis sh1te on here today
And 'twill be sh1te through April and May
But June will be great
if you're not overweight
Or black, or a woman, or gay.

[Galted]

I'm a black, gay woman called June

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