Re: Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks

by **Union Cane** Tue Apr 05, 2011 1:38 pm

First topic message reminder :

There is more than a lisp to Chris Eubank
Said Benn, climbing out of a poo tank
As when not in a ring
He jutht loveth to thing

by Michaels, Sean Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:29 pm

Haha one of the best ones yet!
Said coxy the ignorant get

by Guest Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:30 pm

Haha one of the best ones yet!
Said coxy the ignorant get
But before he could rant

by **Union Cane** Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:32 pm

Haha one of the best ones yet!
Said coxy the ignorant get
But before he could rant
D4 pulled down his pants

by Michaels, Sean Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:32 pm

Haha one of the best ones yet!
Said coxy the ignorant get
But before he could rant
D4 pulled down his pants
and his bum hole became rather wet

by Guest Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:33 pm

Haha one of the best ones yet!
Said coxy the ignorant get
But before he could rant
D4 pulled down his pants
And spanked coxy's ass till he bled

by Michaels, Sean Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:35 pm

The lyrical gangsta prince naseem

by **HumanWindmill** Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:37 pm

Haha one of the best ones yet!
And to think, it nearly slipped through the net

by Guest Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:38 pm

The lyrical gangsta prince naseem
Who's career seemed to head down the stream

by Rodney Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:39 pm

The lyrical gangsta prince naseem
Who's career seemed to head down the stream
He flew on a carpet

by **HumanWindmill** Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:40 pm

The lyrical gangsta prince naseem
Who's career seemed to head down the stream
He flew on a carpet
Got beaten and scarpered

by Guest Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:43 pm

The lyrical gangsta prince naseem
Who's career seemed to head down the stream
He flew on a carpet
Got beaten and scarpered
Cause Barrera had ruined his dream

by **Union Cane** Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:44 pm

Haha one of the best ones yet!
And to think, it nearly slipped through the net
We'll do this one twice

by John Bloody Wayne Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:46 pm

Haha one of the best ones yet!
And to think, it nearly slipped through the net
We'll do this one twice
Then check D4 for lice

by **HumanWindmill** Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:46 pm

Haha one of the best ones yet!
And to think, it nearly slipped through the net
We'll do this one twice
Then check D4 for lice
Hey, John - how low can you get ?

by Guest Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:47 pm

Haha one of the best ones yet!
And to think, it nearly slipped through the net
We'll do this one twice
Then check D4 for lice
Cause coxy's come back from the vet

by coxy0001 Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:47 pm

Haha one of the best ones yet!
And to think, it nearly slipped through the net
We'll do this one twice
Then check D4 for lice
His poor ferret abused and needs a vet

by Guest Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:48 pm

I was on the same lines as coxy

by **Union Cane** Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:52 pm

I was on the same lines as coxy
That must have come as a shock, see

by coxy0001 Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:52 pm

I was on the same lines as coxy
I fancy a bit of Ellie Goulding, she foxy

by **Union Cane** Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:54 pm

I was on the same lines as coxy
I fancy a bit of Ellie Goulding, she foxy
You what? She a dog

by coxy0001 Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:55 pm

I was on the same lines as coxy
I fancy a bit of Ellie Goulding, she foxy
You what? She a dog
Would still smash it over a bog

by Guest Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:59 pm

I was on the same lines as coxy
I fancy a bit of Ellie Goulding, she foxy
You what? She a dog
Would still smash it over a bog
But her albums a little bit poxy

by **Union Cane** Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:59 pm

I was on the same lines as coxy
I fancy a bit of Ellie Goulding, she foxy
You what? She a dog
Would still smash it over a bog
She looks very similar to Froch, see...

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/dec2009/0/5/ellie-goulding-pic-getty-images-622917351.jpg

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01374/carl-froch_1374180c.jpg

by Guest Fri Apr 08, 2011 5:00 pm

Now Union's ruined Ellie Goulding...

by John Bloody Wayne Fri Apr 08, 2011 5:19 pm

Now Union's ruined Ellie Goulding....
Nthing seems to rhyme with 'oulding

by **HumanWindmill** Fri Apr 08, 2011 5:24 pm

Now Union's ruined Ellie Goulding....
Nthing seems to rhyme with 'oulding
I'm sure something fits

by John Bloody Wayne Fri Apr 08, 2011 5:41 pm

Now Union's ruined Ellie Goulding....
Nthing seems to rhyme with 'oulding
I'm sure something fits
Between Ellie's t!ts

by **HumanWindmill** Fri Apr 08, 2011 5:46 pm

Now Union's ruined Ellie Goulding....
Nthing seems to rhyme with 'oulding
I'm sure something fits
Between Ellie's t!ts
Possibly a wrinkled old Ghoul's thing

by John Bloody Wayne Fri Apr 08, 2011 6:18 pm

My lines are becoming frivolous

by **HumanWindmill** Fri Apr 08, 2011 6:26 pm

My lines are becoming frivolous
You sure ? I'm quite ambivolous

by **HumanWindmill** Sun Apr 10, 2011 6:20 pm

My lines are becoming frivolous
You sure ? I'm quite ambivolous
In fact, JBW
I wouldn't wish to trouble you
But there must be some more you haven't given us

by SugarRayRussell (PBK) Sun Apr 10, 2011 6:30 pm

Super Zab had a decent jab.

by **HumanWindmill** Sun Apr 10, 2011 6:34 pm

Super Zab had a decent jab.
He decided that he'd take a stab

by Benelio Sun Apr 10, 2011 8:02 pm

Super Zab had a decent jab.
He decided that he'd take a stab
Knocked out Mabuza

by **HumanWindmill** Sun Apr 10, 2011 8:17 pm

Super Zab had a decent jab.
He decided that he'd take a stab
Knocked out Mabuza
Then went down the boozer

by John Bloody Wayne Sun Apr 10, 2011 8:47 pm

Super Zab had a decent jab.
He decided that he'd take a stab
Knocked out Mabuza
Then went down the boozer
Wanked in the back of a cab

by John Bloody Wayne Sun Apr 10, 2011 8:47 pm

The Canadian Tye Fields

by Benelio Sun Apr 10, 2011 9:04 pm

The Canadian Tye Fields
Three losses his record yields

by **HumanWindmill** Sun Apr 10, 2011 9:07 pm

The Canadian Tye Fields
Three losses his record yields
Soon to be four

by John Bloody Wayne Mon Apr 11, 2011 1:39 am

The Canadian Tye Fields
Three losses his record yields
Soon to be four
When his head hits the floor

by **HumanWindmill** Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:51 am

The Canadian Tye Fields
Three losses his record yields
Soon to be four
When his head hits the floor
In a low key affair in South Shields

by **Union Cane** Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:18 am

This thread shows no signs of dying

by **HumanWindmill** Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:20 am

This thread shows no signs of dying
Of course not, the limericks are flying

by **Union Cane** Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:21 am

This thread shows no signs of dying
Of course not, the limericks are flying
The creative spirit

by **HumanWindmill** Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:23 am

This thread shows no signs of dying
Of course not, the limericks are flying
The creative spirit
Without which, I fear it

by **Union Cane** Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:26 am

This thread shows no signs of dying
Of course not, the limericks are flying
The creative spirit
Without which, I fear it
Would die, there'd be no-one replying

by **HumanWindmill** Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:32 am

Shall we start one about Boston Sam ?

by **Union Cane** Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:33 am

Shall we start one about Boston Sam ?
It'd be more fun than a medical exam

by **HumanWindmill** Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:36 am

Shall we start one about Boston Sam ?
It'd be more fun than a medical exam
Too right, rectal probes

by **88Chris05** Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:37 am

Shall we start one about Boston Sam ?
It'd be more fun than a medical exam
Too right, rectal probes
Boxing boots, boxing robes

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