Re: Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks

by **Union Cane** Tue Apr 05, 2011 11:38 pm

There is more than a lisp to Chris Eubank
Said Benn, climbing out of a poo tank
As when not in a ring
He jutht loveth to thing

by **HumanWindmill** Tue Apr 05, 2011 11:40 pm

There is more than a lisp to Chris Eubank
Said Benn, climbing out of a poo tank
As when not in a ring
He jutht loveth to thing
And dress like that Danny LaRue skank

by **HumanWindmill** Tue Apr 05, 2011 11:41 pm

Boxing, it seems, has cross dressers

by Michaels, Sean Tue Apr 05, 2011 11:48 pm

Boxing, it seems, has cross dressers
But not many geniune confessors

by Michaels, Sean Tue Apr 05, 2011 11:48 pm

Boxing, it seems, has cross dressers
But not many geniune confessors
When asked why he failed

by Michaels, Sean Tue Apr 05, 2011 11:49 pm

Boxing, it seems, has cross dressers
But not many geniune confessors
When asked why he failed
to get the pi55 sample mailed

by Michaels, Sean Tue Apr 05, 2011 11:52 pm

Boxing, it seems, has cross dressers
But not many geniune confessors
When asked why he failed
to get the pi55 sample mailed
Marquez said it tasted better than Kesslers!

by **Union Cane** Tue Apr 05, 2011 11:55 pm

An intense dislike of La Rue

by **HumanWindmill** Tue Apr 05, 2011 11:57 pm

An intense dislike of La Rue
Or even of Mr Magoo

by John Bloody Wayne Tue Apr 05, 2011 11:58 pm

An intense dislike of La Rue
Or even of Mr Magoo
I bet they've got ring-worm

by Scottrf Tue Apr 05, 2011 11:59 pm

An intense dislike of La Rue
Or even of Mr Magoo
I bet they've got ring-worm
Just my thread that gets locked at 1000, Felix Sturm?

by azania Tue Apr 05, 2011 11:59 pm

Well done JBW. The 1000th post on a thread. By far the most popular thread on this furom. Absolutely hilarious also.

by The Galveston Giant Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:04 am

Anybody any idea how many more pages/comments this can take before resetting?

by Scottrf Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:04 am

Mine locked at 990 so I'm not sure. Well actually it got to about 1020 I think then separated.

by **Union Cane** Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:05 am

An intense dislike of La Rue
Or even of Mr Magoo
I bet they've got ring-worm
Just my thread that gets locked at 1000, Felix Sturm?
You'd think we've got nothing better to do

by Michaels, Sean Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:05 am

Anybody any idea how many more pages/comments this can take before resetting?
Said a man who is clearly now fretting

by **Union Cane** Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:06 am

Anybody any idea how many more pages/comments this can take before resetting?
Said a man who is clearly now fretting
All my work will be lost

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:07 am

Anybody any idea how many more pages/comments this can take before resetting?
Said a man who is clearly now fretting
All my work will be lost
He said, in riposte

by John Bloody Wayne Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:07 am

Anybody any idea how many more pages/comments this can take before resetting?
Said a man who is clearly now fretting
All my work will be lost
He said, in riposte
In a dramatic and windy setting

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:13 am

'Twill just all end up on page two

by **Union Cane** Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:19 am

'Twill just all end up on page two
You also read the Sun, do you?

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:24 am

'Twill just all end up on page two
You also read the Sun, do you?
Nah, the words are too big

by Guest Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:37 am

HumanWindmill wrote:'Twill just all end up on page two
You also read the Sun, do you?
Nah, the words are too big

And I couldn't give a fig
About the concerns of Candice (22)

by Michaels, Sean Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:48 am

Nothing wrong with a bird with big milkers having an opinion?

by Guest Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:53 am

Nothing wrong with a bird with big milkers having an opinion?
i wouldn't know, being naught but a minion

by Scottrf Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:53 am

Nothing wrong with a bird with big milkers having an opinion?
i wouldn't know, being naught but a minion
Go fetch us some tea

by **Union Cane** Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:55 am

Nothing wrong with a bird with big milkers having an opinion?
i wouldn't know, being naught but a minion
Go fetch us some tea
A coffee for me

by Guest Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:57 am

Nothing wrong with a bird with big milkers having an opinion?
i wouldn't know, being naught but a minion
Go fetch us some tea
A coffee for me
Union, you really are a silly 'un!

by **Union Cane** Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:58 am

Nothing wrong with a bird with big milkers having an opinion?
i wouldn't know, being naught but a minion
Go fetch us some tea
A coffee for me
But stay out of my territorial dominion

by **Union Cane** Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:02 am

Hard hitting Yank, Earnie Shavers

by Michaels, Sean Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:06 am

Hard hitting Yank, Earnie Shavers
Had a fetish for cheese favoured Quavers

by **88Chris05** Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:07 am

Hard hitting Yank, Earnie Shavers
Had a fetish for cheese favoured Quavers
He had Holmes on the deck

by Michaels, Sean Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:11 am

Hard hitting Yank, Earnie Shavers
Had a fetish for cheese favoured Quavers
He had Holmes on the deck
And made Norton a wreck

by **88Chris05** Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:12 am

Hard hitting Yank, Earnie Shavers
Had a fetish for cheese favoured Quavers
He had Holmes on the deck
And made Norton a wreck
But his crude style did him no favours

by Michaels, Sean Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:14 am

The Beast from the East Ivan Drago

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:15 am

The Beast from the East Ivan Drago
Was partial to Rice Pudd and Sago

by Michaels, Sean Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:17 am

The Beast from the East Ivan Drago
Was partial to Rice Pudd and Sago
His early 90's Gary Barlow inspired barnet

by **Union Cane** Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:19 am

The Beast from the East Ivan Drago
Was partial to Rice Pudd and Sago
His early 90's Gary Barlow inspired barnet
By the end, more Alf Garnett

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:22 am

The Beast from the East Ivan Drago
Was partial to Rice Pudd and Sago
His early 90's Gary Barlow inspired barnet
By the end, more Alf Garnett
And that fella from Trinidad and Tobago

by **Union Cane** Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:27 am

Dwight Yorke? I hear that his son

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:28 am

Dwight Yorke? I hear that his son
Had a nasty attack of the runs

by **88Chris05** Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:29 am

Dwight Yorke? I hear that his son
Had a nasty attack of the runs
Well, with a mother like that

by coxy0001 Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:33 am

Dwight Yorke? I hear that his son
Had a nasty attack of the runs
Well, with a mother like that
With a big wide gaping tw@t

(Sorry!)

by **Union Cane** Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:35 am

Dwight Yorke? I hear that his son
Had a nasty attack of the runs
Well, with a mother like that
With a big wide gaping tw@t
He's never seen her, ain't he the lucky 'un

by **Union Cane** Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:24 am

Australian Michael Katsidis

by **88Chris05** Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:33 am

Australian Michael Katsidis
Has no idea what defeat is

by **Union Cane** Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:36 am

Australian Michael Katsidis
Has no idea what defeat is
He has though three losses

by **88Chris05** Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:39 am

Australian Michael Katsidis
Has no idea what defeat is
He has though three losses
Kat-Earl was colossus

by **Union Cane** Wed Apr 06, 2011 7:00 pm

Australian Michael Katsidis
Has no idea what defeat is
He has though three losses
Kat-Earl was colossus
My favourite Bomb the Bass track is 'Beat Dis'

by **Union Cane** Wed Apr 06, 2011 7:09 pm

Whilst perusing Boxing Monthly

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