Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks

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There is more than a lisp to Chris Eubank
Said Benn, climbing out of a poo tank
As when not in a ring
He jutht loveth to thing

If only this site had a Davidemore.........
Is there no one whom you'd rather see more ?
Me, i'd love to see ralphy
God forbid we set him and his pal free

If only this site had a Davidemore.........
Is there no one whom you'd rather see more ?
Me, i'd love to see ralphy
God forbid we set him and his pal free
Davidemore lies, decaying, on the floor

Will no one rid me of this turbulent MOD?

Will no one rid me of this turbulent MOD?
Only if i can post pictures of my naked bod?

Will no one rid me of this turbulent MOD?
Only if i can post pictures of my naked bod?
I'd rather see Aunt Flo

Will no one rid me of this turbulent MOD?
Only if i can post pictures of my naked bod?
I'd rather see Aunt Flo
So would I, but can't go

Will no one rid me of this turbulent MOD?
Only if i can post pictures of my naked bod?
I'd rather see Aunt Flo
So would I, but can't go
Will i get banned if i post one of my rod?

Like a normal one, but only smaller

Like a normal one, but only smaller
Girls say it's the width of a trawler

Like a normal one, but only smaller
Girls say it's the width of a trawler
I think you mis-heard

Like a normal one, but only smaller
Girls say it's the width of a trawler
I think you mis-heard
Does sound absurd

Like a normal one, but only smaller
Girls say it's the width of a trawler
I think you mis-heard
Does sound absurd
Was admittedly a dodgy sales caller

When it comes to the question of fitness

When it comes to the question of fitness
The modern is greater as Az will bear witness

When it comes to the question of fitness
The modern is greater as Az will bear witness
That stuff, creatine

When it comes to the question of fitness
The modern is greater as Az will bear witness
That stuff, creatine
Creates a fighting machine

When it comes to the question of fitness
The modern is greater as Az will bear witness
That stuff, creatine
Creates a fighting machine
That would scare those old-timers almost witless

Galento once threatened to "Moida da bum"

Galento once threatened to "Moida da bum"
In a bar, as he enjoyed a flagon

Galento once threatened to "Moida da bum"
In a bar, as he enjoyed a flagon
And, a cigar

Galento once threatened to "Moida da bum"
In a bar, as he enjoyed a flagon
And, a cigar
Plus a few jars

Galento once threatened to "Moida da bum"
In a bar, as he enjoyed a flagon
And, a cigar
Plus a few jars
That's one way to avoid the wagon

Sonny Liston, having tea with the Queen

Sonny Liston, having tea with the Queen
And Ali Akhbar from the Mujahadeen

Sonny Liston, having tea with the Queen
And Ali Akhbar from the Mujahadeen
Spied Princess Anne

Sonny Liston, having tea with the Queen
And Ali Akhbar from the Mujahadeen
Spied Princess Anne
Gave it a bang

Sonny Liston, having tea with the Queen
And Ali Akhbar from the Mujahadeen
Spied Princess Anne
Gave it a bang
Then hid in the washing machine

Something happened on the way to the forum

Something happened on the way to the forum
I decided that with WUM's i'd ignore'em

Something happened on the way to the forum
I decided that with WUM's i'd ignore'em
The irony was lost

Something happened on the way to the forum
I decided that with WUM's i'd ignore'em
The irony was lost
And came no riposte

Something happened on the way to the forum
I decided that with WUM's i'd ignore'em
The irony was lost
And came no riposte
It seems that his plan was to bore 'em

There was a young man from Copenhagen

There was a young man from Copenhagen
Who went to L A, hopin' Reagan

There was a young man from Copenhagen
Who went to L A, hopin' Reagan
's ashes were there

There was a young man from Copenhagen
Who went to L A, hopin' Reagan
's ashes were there
But a curious bear

There was a young man from Copenhagen
Who went to L A, hopin' Reagan
's ashes were there
But a curious bear
Had dressed up as Dickensian anti-hero, Fagan

What a mouthful that was, someone said

What a mouthful that was, someone said
As it pressed against the back of her head

What a mouthful that was, someone said
As it pressed against the back of her head
Didn't think you'd resist

What a mouthful that was, someone said
As it pressed against the back of her head
Didn't think you'd resist
C'mon, you finish this

What a mouthful that was, someone said
As it pressed against the back of her head
Didn't think you'd resist
C'mon, you finish this
I'm off home now, you continue the thread

The rumours of Khan and Miss Price

The rumours of Khan and Miss Price
Have been bandied about once or twice

The rumours of Khan and Miss Price
Have been bandied about once or twice
But lucky for Khan

The rumours of Khan and Miss Price
Have been bandied about once or twice
But lucky for Khan
We all, to a man

The rumours of Khan and Miss Price
Have been bandied about once or twice
But lucky for Khan
We all, to a man
Ne'er followed the path of Dane Bowers, Nice!

The golf lot were lively today

The golf lot were lively today
At time i would wince with dismay

The golf lot were lively today
At time i would wince with dismay
Not surprised, with that heat