Re: Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks

by **Union Cane** Tue 05 Apr 2011, 1:38 pm

First topic message reminder :

There is more than a lisp to Chris Eubank
Said Benn, climbing out of a poo tank
As when not in a ring
He jutht loveth to thing

by **Union Cane** Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:15 am

The golf lot were lively today
At time i would wince with dismay
Not surprised, with that heat
The smell of my feet

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:16 am

The golf lot were lively today
At time i would wince with dismay
Not surprised, with that heat
The smell of my feet
After walking the links the whole day

by **Union Cane** Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:32 am

I find myself backing McCloskey

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:35 am

I find myself backing McCloskey
I do hope that no one accosts me

by **Union Cane** Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:40 am

I find myself backing McCloskey
I do hope that no one accosts me
I hope that Amir

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:46 am

I find myself backing McCloskey
I do hope that no one accosts me
I hope that Amir
Will channel his fear

by Guest Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:49 am

I find myself backing McCloskey
I do hope that no one accosts me
I hope that Amir
Will channel his fear
And pray to Allah for victory

by **Union Cane** Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:53 am

The cry went up, "Allahu Akbar!"

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:54 am

The cry went up, "Allahu Akbar"
From a corner table in a packed bar

by **Union Cane** Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:56 am

The cry went up, "Allahu Akbar"
From a corner table in a packed bar
Which is strange, they don't drink

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:57 am

The cry went up, "Allahu Akbar"
From a corner table in a packed bar
Which is strange, they don't drink
Yeah, that's what you think

by **Union Cane** Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:04 am

The cry went up, "Allahu Akbar"
From a corner table in a packed bar
Which is strange, they don't drink
Yeah, that's what you think
But they had whiskey, pork & a cigar

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:07 am

The oft overlooked José Napoles

by Scottrf Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:09 am

The oft overlooked José Napoles
Is rarely seen in a fez

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:10 am

The oft overlooked José Napoles
Is rarely seen in a fez
He prefers a sombrero

by Eric Da Cat Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:12 am

The oft overlooked José Napoles
Is rarely seen in a fez
He prefers a sombrero
he couldnt climb Kilimanjaro

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:13 am

The oft overlooked José Napoles
Is rarely seen in a fez
He prefers a sombrero
he couldnt climb Kilimanjaro
Of course not, he prefers Minneapolis

by Eric Da Cat Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:15 am

da cat is a lyrical genius

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:17 am

Da cat is a lyrical genius
And no one would say he's the meaniest

by **Union Cane** Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:18 am

Da cat is a lyrical genius
And no one would say he's the meaniest
Although far from modest

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:22 am

Da cat is a lyrical genius
And no one would say he's the meaniest
Although far from modest
The path he has trod is

by **Union Cane** Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:25 am

Da cat is a lyrical genius
And no one would say he's the meaniest
Although far from modest
The path he has trod is
Almost certainly heterogeneous

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:33 am

tysonking finally cracked

by **88Chris05** Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:35 am

tysonking finally cracked
Like his hero, his psyche attacked

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:36 am

tysonking finally cracked
Like his hero, his psyche attacked
He liked to berate us

by **88Chris05** Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:41 am

tysonking finally cracked
Like his hero, his psyche attacked
He liked to berate us
Label us all 'Tyson haters'

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:42 am

tysonking finally cracked
Like his hero, his psyche attacked
He liked to berate us
Label us all 'Tyson haters'
'Cause Tyson's the best, that's a FACT !

by Rowley Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:43 am

tysonking finally cracked
Like his hero, his psyche attacked
He liked to berate us
Label us all 'Tyson haters'
But Mike is still the greatest FACT!!

by **88Chris05** Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:44 am

A man named Duran was rolled like a drunk

by **Union Cane** Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:45 am

A man named Duran was rolled like a drunk
We had this one yesterday, I think, I thunk

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:46 am

A man named Duran was rolled like a drunk
We had this one yesterday, I think, I thunk
Must be déjà vu

by Eric Da Cat Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:46 am

A man named Duran was rolled like a drunk
this was a favourite saying from the american chunk.

by Michaels, Sean Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:47 am

A man named Duran was rolled like a drunk
We had this one yesterday, I think, I thunk
Must be déjà vu
or just recycled poo?

by Guest Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:57 am

A man named Duran was rolled like a drunk
We had this one yesterday, I think, I thunk
Must be déjà vu
or just recycled poo?
All it needs now is a reference to punk

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:00 pm

He comes in for stick, does our Truss

by **88Chris05** Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:02 pm

He comes in for stick, does our Truss
But he takes it without too much fuss

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:03 pm

He comes in for stick, does our Truss
But he takes it without too much fuss
He gives it and takes it

by **88Chris05** Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:04 pm

He comes in for stick, does our Truss
But he takes it without too much fuss
He gives it and takes it
Though I hear his wife fakes it

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:05 pm

He comes in for stick, does our Truss
But he takes it without too much fuss
He gives it and takes it
Though I hear his wife fakes it
By Jove, Chris, you've got him sussed !

by **88Chris05** Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:05 pm

I apologise to Truss in advance

by Guest Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:07 pm

I apologise to Truss in advance
For not sharing his love of La France

by **88Chris05** Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:09 pm

I apologise to Truss in advance
For not sharing his love of La France
Well I'm a Spain man myself

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:18 pm

I apologise to Truss in advance
For not sharing his love of La France
Well I'm a Spain man myself
And in fact my bookshelf

by **Union Cane** Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:19 pm

I apologise to Truss in advance
For not sharing his love of La France
Well I'm a Spain man myself
And in fact my bookshelf
Is full of books about France, Spain and pants.

by **88Chris05** Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:22 pm

So, fifty years since a man entered space

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:23 pm

So, fifty years since a man entered space
He's still found no use for the place

by **88Chris05** Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:25 pm

So, fifty years since a man entered space
He's still found no use for the place
Now come on, that's not true

by Guest Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:26 pm

So, fifty years since a man entered space
He's still found no use for the place
Now come on, that's not true
It's a wonderful view

by **88Chris05** Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:27 pm

So, fifty years since a man entered space
He's still found no use for the place
Now come on, that's not true
It's a wonderful view
But so many have vanished without trace

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:28 pm

Li'l Arthur and Jeff, down in Reno

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