Re: Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks

by **Union Cane** Tue 05 Apr 2011, 1:38 pm

First topic message reminder :

There is more than a lisp to Chris Eubank
Said Benn, climbing out of a poo tank
As when not in a ring
He jutht loveth to thing

by **Union Cane** Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:48 am

The German for cinema is Kino
To pronounce it, you'd rhyme it with ' vino '
Danke schoen, mein Herr
No probs, look who's there
I can't see, rubbed my eye with jalapeno

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:54 am

Ha ! I expected a reference to Pacquiao

by **Union Cane** Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:06 pm

Ha ! I expected a reference to Pacquiao
I'll have to mention the Iraqi now

by Guest Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:07 pm

Ha ! I expected a reference to Pacquiao
I'll have to mention the Iraqi now
Windy beat me to it

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:11 pm

Ha ! I expected a reference to Pacquiao
I'll have to mention the Iraqi now
Windy beat me to it
Not often I do it

by **oxring** Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:13 pm

Ha ! I expected a reference to Pacquiao
I'll have to mention the Iraqi now
Windy beat me to it
Not often I do it
Watch out! Or D4 and coxy will row

by **Union Cane** Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:14 pm

Thanks oxring, that saved my brain

by Guest Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:16 pm

Thanks oxring, that saved my brain
This thread nearly went down the drain

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:17 pm

Thanks oxring, that saved my brain
This thread nearly went down the drain
Heaven forbid !

by **Union Cane** Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:27 pm

Thanks oxring, that saved my brain
This thread nearly went down the drain
Heaven forbid !
That do that it didn't did

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:32 pm

Thanks oxring, that saved my brain
This thread nearly went down the drain
Heaven forbid !
That do that it didn't did
You're typing like D4 again

by **oxring** Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:37 pm

Thanks oxring, that saved my brain
This thread nearly went down the drain
Heaven forbid !
That do that it didn't did
Your rhyme makes no sense Union Cane!

by **Union Cane** Wed 13 Apr 2011, 1:01 pm

Paul McCloskey's nickname is 'Dudey'

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 13 Apr 2011, 1:03 pm

Paul McCloskey's nickname is 'Dudey'
Better, one imagines, than Trudi

by **Union Cane** Wed 13 Apr 2011, 1:06 pm

Paul McCloskey's nickname is 'Dudey'
Better, one imagines, than Trudi
If he pulls off a shock

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 13 Apr 2011, 1:07 pm

Paul McCloskey's nickname is 'Dudey'
Better, one imagines, than Trudi
If he pulls off a shock
It will sure raise his stock

by **Union Cane** Wed 13 Apr 2011, 1:09 pm

Paul McCloskey's nickname is 'Dudey'
Better, one imagines, than Trudi
If he pulls off a shock
It will sure raise his stock
And his wife might let him see her nudey

by Guest Wed 13 Apr 2011, 1:12 pm

Audley Harrison used to throw punches

by **Union Cane** Wed 13 Apr 2011, 1:16 pm

Audley Harrison used to throw punches
And he used to take Lennox for lunches

by Guest Wed 13 Apr 2011, 1:19 pm

Audley Harrison used to throw punches
and he used to take Lennox for lunches
"My legacy's rising"

by ChelskiFanski Wed 13 Apr 2011, 1:25 pm

Audley Harrison used to throw punches
and he used to take Lennox for lunches
"My legacy's rising"
"And it won't be surprising"

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 13 Apr 2011, 1:30 pm

Audley Harrison used to throw punches
and he used to take Lennox for lunches
"My legacy's rising"
"And it won't be surprising"
If he wins a title, his hunch is

by coxy0001 Wed 13 Apr 2011, 1:31 pm

How has this thread had 1700+ replies?

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 13 Apr 2011, 1:32 pm

How has this thread had 1700+ replies?
'Cause it's funny and has no Pacquiao lies

by **88Chris05** Wed 13 Apr 2011, 1:32 pm

How has this thread had 1700+ replies?
'Cause it's funny and has no Pacquiao lies
I'm sure it'll go on

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 13 Apr 2011, 1:33 pm

How has this thread had 1700+ replies?
'Cause it's funny and has no Pacquiao lies
I'm sure it'll go on
Till the dying of the swan

by coxy0001 Wed 13 Apr 2011, 1:34 pm

How has this thread had 1700+ replies?
'Cause it's funny and has no Pacquiao lies
I'm sure it'll go on
Till the dying of the swan
It's enough to get the old chap to rise

by **Union Cane** Wed 13 Apr 2011, 1:35 pm

It has that effect, Mr Cox?

by Guest Wed 13 Apr 2011, 1:36 pm

It has that effect, Mr Cox?
And a chance to put you in your box.

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 13 Apr 2011, 1:40 pm

It has that effect, Mr Cox?
And a chance to put you in your box.
Ventriloquist's dummy ?

by coxy0001 Wed 13 Apr 2011, 1:45 pm

It has that effect, Mr Cox?
And a chance to put you in your box.
Ventriloquist's dummy ?
In my bummy?

by Guest Wed 13 Apr 2011, 1:46 pm

It has that effect,Mr Cox?
And a chance to put you in your box.
Ventriloquist's dummy?
Well I'm not being Funny

by BALTIMORA Wed 13 Apr 2011, 1:47 pm

coxy0001 wrote:It has that effect, Mr Cox?
And a chance to put you in your box.
Ventriloquist's dummy ?
In my bummy?

Dressed in a smile and your socks?

by Guest Wed 13 Apr 2011, 1:49 pm

Manny can't hold a tune in a bucket

by coxy0001 Wed 13 Apr 2011, 1:50 pm

Manny can't hold a tune in a bucket
D4 would still like to fuc*it

(Sorry!!)

by **Union Cane** Wed 13 Apr 2011, 1:51 pm

Manny can't hold a tune in a bucket
D4 would still like to fuc*it
The tone went downhill

by Michaels, Sean Wed 13 Apr 2011, 1:52 pm

Manny can't hold a tune in a bucket
D4 would still like to fuc*it
The tone went downhill
after Manny took a pill

by Guest Wed 13 Apr 2011, 1:53 pm

Manny can't hold a tune in a bucket
D4 would still like to love it
(This Philipino) if he
takes the fihht we should see
But when it comes to the tests,
He says fu*k it

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 13 Apr 2011, 1:53 pm

Manny can't hold a tune in a bucket
D4 would still like to fuc*it
The tone went downhill
after Manny took a pill
This one is grim, so let's chuck it.

by Guest Wed 13 Apr 2011, 1:56 pm

Hatton provided much mirth,
Upon disrobing observing his girth

by **Union Cane** Wed 13 Apr 2011, 1:57 pm

Hatton provided much mirth,
Upon disrobing observing his girth
His gut or his nob?

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 13 Apr 2011, 1:59 pm

Hatton provided much mirth,
Upon disrobing observing his girth
His gut or his nob?
Either way, he's a blob

by **Union Cane** Wed 13 Apr 2011, 2:00 pm

Hatton provided much mirth,
Upon disrobing observing his girth
His gut or his nob?
Either way, he's a blob
That's true, but millions he's worth

by Guest Wed 13 Apr 2011, 2:02 pm

Hatton provided much mirth,
Upon disrobing observing his girth
His gut or his nob?
Either way he's a blob-
Pretty soon he had scoffed Planet Earth

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 13 Apr 2011, 2:02 pm

I've never yet seen Yankee Stadium

by **Union Cane** Wed 13 Apr 2011, 2:03 pm

I've never yet seen Yankee Stadium
My favourite radioactive element is radium

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 13 Apr 2011, 2:20 pm

I've never yet seen Yankee Stadium
My favourite radioactive element is radium
Is that found in granite ?

by **Union Cane** Wed 13 Apr 2011, 2:27 pm

I've never yet seen Yankee Stadium
My favourite radioactive element is radium
Is that found in granite ?
No, pomegranate

by **Union Cane** Wed 13 Apr 2011, 2:29 pm

I've never yet seen Yankee Stadium
My favourite radioactive element is radium
Is that found in granite ?
No, pomegranate
I should appear at the London Palladium

by **Union Cane** Wed 13 Apr 2011, 2:30 pm

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