Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks

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There is more than a lisp to Chris Eubank
Said Benn, climbing out of a poo tank
As when not in a ring
He jutht loveth to thing

There was once an old man called Arum
Who made young Floyd feel a bit glum
So Floyd jumped ship Golden Boy
In a moment of special ' that told ' em ' joy
But the thought of facing Pacman did scare'um

There was once an old man called Arum
Who made young Floyd feel a bit glum
So Floyd jumped ship Golden Boy
In a moment of special ' that told ' em ' joy
Then spent 5 years just fighting bums

I may have listened to radioD4 a bit much

But Bob went back to being a baron

I may have listened to radioD4 a bit much
I'm beginning to like Manny, a touch

But Bob went back to being a baron
Found a cash cow, a real "wrong 'un"
In Edwin Valero

But Bob went back to being a baron
Found a cash cow, a real "wrong 'un"
In Edwin Valero
And George Romero
Its Hispanics he likes, not Sub-Saharan

I may have listened to radioD4 a bit much
I'm beginning to like Manny, a touch
I wouldn't go as far

I may have listened to radioD4 a bit much
I'm beginning to like Manny, a touch
I wouldn't go as far
As Myanmar

I may have listened to radioD4 a bit much
I'm beginning to like Manny, a touch
I wouldn't go as far
As Myanmar
As I'm afraid of falling into the Buddhist's clutch

Floyd only likes to be interviewed by AC Slater

Floyd only likes to be interviewed by AC Slater
Off Eastenders? No, that's Zoe, I'd mate'er

Floyd only likes to be interviewed by AC Slater
Off Eastenders? No, that's Zoe, I'd mate'er
He's the one with the soul glo
a very smart afro

Floyd only likes to be interviewed by AC Slater
Off Eastenders? No, that's Zoe, I'd mate'er
He's the one with the soul glo
a very smart afro
Wasn't he in Terminator?

De La Hoya has been snapped dressing as a girl

De La Hoya has been snapped dressing as a girl
Well haven't we all given it a whirl?

De La Hoya has been snapped dressing as a girl
Well haven't we all given it a whirl?
Speak for yourself
Its not good for the health

De La Hoya has been snapped dressing as a girl
Well haven't we all given it a whirl?
Speak for yourself
Its not good for the health
Oh come on guys, give us a twirl!

De La Hoya has been snapped dressing as a girl
Well haven't we all given it a whirl?
Speak for yourself
Its not good for the health
But I've got a lovely kiss curl

Was Robin Reid once a porn star?

Was Robin Reid once a porn star?
That's illegal you know, in Qatar

But not in Germany where he worked his trade

Was Robin Reid once a porn star?
That's illegal you know, in Qatar
But not in Germany where he worked his trade

Was Robin Reid once a porn star?
That's illegal you know, in Qatar
But not in Germany where he worked his trade
I thought the point about how limericks work had already been made?

Was Robin Reid once a porn star?
That's illegal you know, in Qatar
But not in Germany where he worked his trade
I thought the point about how limericks work had already been made?
But now it's time to raise the bar

There's no better boxer than Duke Mackenzie

There's no better boxer than Duke Mackenzie
But his commentating leaves me in a frenzy

There's no better boxer than Duke Mackenzie
But his commentating leaves me in a frenzy
"He's gone, John, he's gone"

There's no better boxer than Duke Mackenzie
But his commentating leaves me in a frenzy
"He's gone, John, he's gone"
Duke just rambles on and on

There's no better boxer than Duke Mackenzie
But his commentating leaves me in a frenzy
"He's gone, John, he's gone"
Duke just rambles on and on
Like the old MP Campbell, Menzies

There was an old man called Arum
Who made young Floyd feel a bit glum
So floyd jumped ship Golden Boy
In a moment of special "that told 'em " joy
Cried Oscar, "They don't like it uppem"

I wish I'd been here to take potshots at Campbell
Naomi ,Alistair ,they're all horrible

I wish I'd been here to take potshots at Campbell
Naomi ,Alistair ,they're all horrible
Surely not Neve
or the footballer kev?

Sean I'm not geting embroiled in a legal wrangle

You may accuse me of being a "ducker",

You may accuse me of being a "ducker",
nah, just an ignorant f*cker

You may accuse me of beign a "ducker",
nah,just an ignorant f*cker
The wife's birthday I forget
The kids I neglect
I live by Floyd's rules-he's my mucker.

That's it, the ideas have run dry

That's it, the ideas have run dry
No no! More limericks we cry!
Lets think of some more

That's it, the ideas have run dry
No no! More limericks we cry!
Lets think of some more
We have plenty in store

That's it, the ideas have run dry
No no! More limericks we cry!
Lets think of some more
We have plenty in store
Though new topics are in short supply

I'll lick any SOB in the room

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