Re: Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks

by **Union Cane** Tue 05 Apr 2011, 1:38 pm

First topic message reminder :

There is more than a lisp to Chris Eubank
Said Benn, climbing out of a poo tank
As when not in a ring
He jutht loveth to thing

by Guest Thu 14 Apr 2011, 2:03 pm

The ultimate anchor Jim rosenthal
Went shopping ,just to buy some clothes,and fell
Replaced by Jim Lampley
From the HBO camp,he
thought ,"Just for tripping?Seems quite a harsh penalty!"

by **oxring** Thu 14 Apr 2011, 2:05 pm

The ultimate anchor Jim Rosenthal
Went shopping, just to buy some clothes, and fell
Replaced by Jim Lampley
From the HBO camp, he
Doesn't interview all that well

by **Union Cane** Thu 14 Apr 2011, 2:06 pm

andygf wrote:The ultimate anchor Jim rosenthal
Went shopping ,just to buy some clothes,and fell
Replaced by Jim Lampley
From the HBO camp,he
thought ,"Just for tripping?Seems quite a harsh penalty!"

Looks like I've been pronouncing "Rosenthal" incorrectly...

by Michaels, Sean Thu 14 Apr 2011, 2:08 pm

Looks like I've been pronouncing "Rosenthal" incorrectly...
He said over a cold pint of Tetley

by TRUSSMAN66 Thu 14 Apr 2011, 2:10 pm

He said over a cold pint of tetley
Such a mistake could greatly affect me.

by TRUSSMAN66 Thu 14 Apr 2011, 2:11 pm

my mistake its the 3rd and 4th that should rhyme...apologies.

by **Union Cane** Thu 14 Apr 2011, 2:12 pm

Looks like I've been pronouncing "Rosenthal" incorrectly...
He said over a cold pint of Tetley
With a nice pickled egg

by Guest Thu 14 Apr 2011, 2:14 pm

my mistakes it's the 3rd and 4th that should rhyme...apologies
compared to my effort, Truss, it's the bees knees

by **HumanWindmill** Thu 14 Apr 2011, 2:14 pm

Looks like I've been pronouncing "Rosenthal" incorrectly...
He said over a cold pint of Tetley
With a nice pickled egg
He drank down to the dregs

by **oxring** Thu 14 Apr 2011, 2:17 pm

Looks like I've been pronouncing "Rosenthal" incorrectly...
He said over a cold pint of Tetley
With a nice pickled egg
He drank down to the dregs
He hates being sober you see

by TRUSSMAN66 Thu 14 Apr 2011, 2:18 pm

After giving my Mrs some umpty

by **HumanWindmill** Thu 14 Apr 2011, 2:19 pm

After giving my Mrs some umpty
I fell off the wall, just like Humpty

by **Union Cane** Thu 14 Apr 2011, 2:20 pm

After giving my Mrs some umpty
The rugby team came out all lumpy

by Guest Thu 14 Apr 2011, 2:22 pm

Looks like I've been pronouncing "Rosenthal" incorrectly
He said over a cold pint of Tetley
With a nice pickled egg
He drank down the dregs,
To catch the weighing-in over at Aintree.

by **oxring** Thu 14 Apr 2011, 2:22 pm

After giving my Mrs some umpty
I fell off the wall, just like Humpty
I injured my knee
Couldn't squat 120

by **HumanWindmill** Thu 14 Apr 2011, 2:24 pm

After giving my Mrs some umpty
I fell off the wall, just like Humpty
I injured my knee
Couldn't squat 120
Stuck up the proverbial gum tree

by Guest Thu 14 Apr 2011, 2:24 pm

After giving my Mrs some umty
The rugby team came out all lumpy
"Forget about the score
Your bird's Brian Moore"

by **HumanWindmill** Thu 14 Apr 2011, 2:25 pm

Attempting to hijack a thread

by **Union Cane** Thu 14 Apr 2011, 2:26 pm

Attempting to hijack a thread
Can't keep up, my brain's turned to bread

by **HumanWindmill** Thu 14 Apr 2011, 2:29 pm

Attempting to hijack a thread
Can't keep up, my brain's turned to bread
Mine's fairly spinning

by **Union Cane** Thu 14 Apr 2011, 2:31 pm

Attempting to hijack a thread
Can't keep up, my brain's turned to bread
Mine's fairly spinning
Is Louis still winning?

by **HumanWindmill** Thu 14 Apr 2011, 2:32 pm

Attempting to hijack a thread
Can't keep up, my brain's turned to bread
Mine's fairly spinning
Is Louis still winning?
D4 is on Manny, instead

by **oxring** Thu 14 Apr 2011, 2:34 pm

What happened to fightnews the WUM?

by **Union Cane** Thu 14 Apr 2011, 2:36 pm

What happened to fightnews the WUM?
He disappeared up his own bum

by **HumanWindmill** Thu 14 Apr 2011, 2:37 pm

What happened to fightnews the WUM?
He disappeared up his own bum
Thank Heavens, he's not here

by **oxring** Thu 14 Apr 2011, 2:40 pm

What happened to fightnews the WUM?
He disappeared up his own bum
Thank Heavens, he's not here
Coxy might disappear

by Guest Thu 14 Apr 2011, 2:45 pm

What happened to fightnews the WUM?
He disappeared up his own bum
Thank Heavens, he's not here
Coxy might disappear
It's true, he can give it some.

by **HumanWindmill** Thu 14 Apr 2011, 2:46 pm

Why andy, I believe you have nailed it

by **Union Cane** Thu 14 Apr 2011, 2:48 pm

Why andy, I believe you have nailed it
Truss's wife? We've all impaled it

by **HumanWindmill** Thu 14 Apr 2011, 2:50 pm

Why andy, I believe you have nailed it
Truss's wife? We've all impaled it
My my, that's thin ice

by **Union Cane** Thu 14 Apr 2011, 2:52 pm

Why andy, I believe you have nailed it
Truss's wife? We've all impaled it
My my, that's thin ice
Slacker than Katie Price

by **HumanWindmill** Thu 14 Apr 2011, 2:58 pm

Why andy, I believe you have nailed it
Truss's wife? We've all impaled it
My my, that's thin ice
Slacker than Katie Price
Good taste ? I think we derailed it

by **HumanWindmill** Thu 14 Apr 2011, 3:01 pm

I'm beginning to think that Tim Witherspoon

by **oxring** Thu 14 Apr 2011, 3:03 pm

I'm beginning to think that Tim Witherspoon
Is better than both Chazz and his son

by **HumanWindmill** Thu 14 Apr 2011, 3:04 pm

I'm beginning to think that Tim Witherspoon
Is better than both Chazz and his son
They'd never beat Frank

by **Union Cane** Thu 14 Apr 2011, 3:08 pm

I'm beginning to think that Tim Witherspoon
Is better than both Chazz and his son
They'd never beat Frank
Unless driving a tank

by **HumanWindmill** Thu 14 Apr 2011, 3:09 pm

I'm beginning to think that Tim Witherspoon
Is better than both Chazz and his son
They'd never beat Frank
Unless driving a tank
And humming along to a zither tune

by **oxring** Thu 14 Apr 2011, 3:20 pm

Debate has been quiet today

by **Union Cane** Thu 14 Apr 2011, 3:22 pm

Debate has been quiet today
Everything has been said, so they say

by **HumanWindmill** Thu 14 Apr 2011, 3:24 pm

Debate has been quiet today
Everything has been said, so they say
Lull before storm ?

by **Union Cane** Thu 14 Apr 2011, 3:25 pm

Debate has been quiet today
Everything has been said, so they say
Lull before storm ?
Will the forum transform?

by **HumanWindmill** Thu 14 Apr 2011, 3:26 pm

Debate has been quiet today
Everything has been said, so they say
Lull before storm ?
Will the forum transform?
When everyone comes out to play ?

by **HumanWindmill** Thu 14 Apr 2011, 3:29 pm

While sitting beside a log fire

by **oxring** Thu 14 Apr 2011, 3:35 pm

While sitting beside a log fire
Wlad Klitschko picked up a lyre

by **HumanWindmill** Thu 14 Apr 2011, 3:36 pm

While sitting beside a log fire
Wlad Klitschko picked up a lyre
Played sweet, mystic chords

by **Union Cane** Thu 14 Apr 2011, 3:39 pm

While sitting beside a log fire
Wlad Klitschko picked up a lyre
Played sweet, mystic chords
To the whole House of Lords

by **HumanWindmill** Thu 14 Apr 2011, 3:43 pm

While sitting beside a log fire
Wlad Klitschko picked up a lyre
Played sweet, mystic chords
To the whole House of Lords
Who sang like a Heavenly choir

by Michaels, Sean Thu 14 Apr 2011, 3:44 pm

Some say boxing's best days are over

by **Union Cane** Thu 14 Apr 2011, 3:47 pm

Some say boxing's best days are over
It's the same for Navratilova

by **HumanWindmill** Thu 14 Apr 2011, 3:48 pm

Some say boxing's best days are over
It's the same for Navratilova
No more serve and volley

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