Re: Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks

by **Union Cane** Tue Apr 05, 2011 1:38 pm

First topic message reminder :

There is more than a lisp to Chris Eubank
Said Benn, climbing out of a poo tank
As when not in a ring
He jutht loveth to thing

by Michaels, Sean Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:45 pm

The Brazilian champ called Dos Santos

by Guest Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:49 pm

The Brazilian champ called Dos Santos
Opened a tin of Frey Bentos

by **Union Cane** Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:50 pm

The Brazilian champ called Dos Santos
Opened a tin of Frey Bentos
He laid on his back

by Guest Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:52 pm

The Brazilian champ called Dos Santos
Opened a tin of Frey Bentos
He layed on his back
But heard it go "crack"

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:54 pm

The Brazilian champ called Dos Santos
Opened a tin of Frey Bentos
He layed on his back
But heard it go "crack"
It can happen, when Chris Eubank plants those

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:55 pm

Two Ton Tony Galento

by coxy0001 Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:58 pm

Two Ton Tony Galento
Always stamping on a toe

(all i could think of)

by Michaels, Sean Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:58 pm

Two Ton Tony Galento
From Windy's past another momento

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:02 pm

Two Ton Tony Galento
From Windy's past another memento
Sorry coxy, Sean's fits

by **Union Cane** Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:05 pm

Two Ton Tony Galento
From Windy's past another memento
Sorry coxy, Sean's fits
Galento had jubblies!

by **Union Cane** Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:06 pm

I said t i t s

I see we're back to page 3 now.

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:09 pm

Two Ton Tony Galento
From Windy's past another memento
Sorry coxy, Sean's fits
Galento had jubblies!
In the end, it's all inconsequential

by Guest Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:12 pm

If it doesn't matter one jot

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:13 pm

If it doesn't matter one jot
Should we debate it or not ?

by **Union Cane** Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:15 pm

If it doesn't matter one jot
Should we debate it or not ?
I don't really care

by Guest Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:15 pm

If it doesn't matter one jot
Should we debate it or not ?
I don't really care
I have 24/7 nursing care

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:16 pm

If it doesn't matter one jot
Should we debate it or not ?
I don't really care
I have 24/7 nursing care
My goodness, is that what you've got ?

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:18 pm

I truly detest the word ' schooled '

by Guest Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:20 pm

I truly detest the word ' schooled '
I'm sorry but you're over-ruled

by **Union Cane** Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:24 pm

I truly detest the word ' schooled '
I'm sorry but you're over-ruled
For those with a lack

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:27 pm

I truly detest the word ' schooled '
I'm sorry but you're over-ruled
For those with a lack
Must defer to the hacks

by **Union Cane** Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:35 pm

I truly detest the word ' schooled '
I'm sorry but you're over-ruled
For those with a lack
Must defer to the hacks
I'd like to leave them, in their own blood, pooled

by John Bloody Wayne Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:40 pm

Union that's pretty macabre

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:45 pm

Union that's pretty macabre
True, but he's no ill - will harbourer

by **Union Cane** Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:47 pm

Union that's pretty macabre
True, but he's no ill - will harbourer
I was simply expressing

by John Bloody Wayne Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:49 pm

Union that's pretty macabre
True, but he's no ill - will harbourer
I was simply expressing
Your love for salad dressing?

by **Union Cane** Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:51 pm

Union that's pretty macabre
True, but he's no ill - will harbourer
I was simply expressing
Your love for salad dressing?
Yes, and a fine candelabra

by **Union Cane** Wed Apr 06, 2011 3:00 pm

Gary Mason, well known for the size

by Rowley Wed Apr 06, 2011 3:03 pm

Gary Mason, well known for the size
Had something extraordinary chaffing his thighs

by **Union Cane** Wed Apr 06, 2011 3:05 pm

Gary Mason, well known for the size
Had something extraordinary chaffing his thighs
Tucked into his sock

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Apr 06, 2011 3:08 pm

Gary Mason, well known for the size
Had something extraordinary chaffing his thighs
Tucked into his sock
He saw, to his shock

by **Union Cane** Wed Apr 06, 2011 3:10 pm

Gary Mason, well known for the size
Had something extraordinary chaffing his thighs
Tucked into his sock
He saw, to his shock
A black pudding, and all that implies

by **Union Cane** Wed Apr 06, 2011 3:25 pm

There once was a Tyson named Prime

by John Bloody Wayne Wed Apr 06, 2011 3:30 pm

There once was a Tyson named Prime
Who could by a dollar with a dime

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Apr 06, 2011 3:31 pm

There once was a Tyson named Prime
Who could by a dollar with a dime
Alas ! All too soon

by coxy0001 Wed Apr 06, 2011 3:35 pm

There once was a Tyson named Prime
Who could by a dollar with a dime
Alas ! All too soon
A sexually depraved baboon

by Rowley Wed Apr 06, 2011 3:38 pm

There once was a Tyson named Prime
Who could by a dollar with a dime
Alas ! All too soon
A sexually depraved baboon
Who never commited the "crime"

by **Union Cane** Wed Apr 06, 2011 3:46 pm

Enzo Maccarinelli

by Rodney Wed Apr 06, 2011 3:47 pm

Enzo Maccarinelli
Was on Going for Gold with Henry Kelly

by coxy0001 Wed Apr 06, 2011 3:50 pm

Enzo Maccarinelli
Was on Going for Gold with Henry Kelly
His jaw brushed by a butterfly

by **Union Cane** Wed Apr 06, 2011 3:51 pm

Enzo Maccarinelli
Was on Going for Gold with Henry Kelly
In the 'first round proper'

by Benelio Wed Apr 06, 2011 3:55 pm

Enzo Maccarinelli
Was on Going for Gold with Henry Kelly
In the 'first round proper'
Kelly hit him with a whopper

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Apr 06, 2011 3:57 pm

Enzo Maccarinelli
Was on Going for Gold with Henry Kelly
In the 'first round proper'
Kelly hit him with a whopper
About a lady called Karen in Delhi

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Apr 06, 2011 3:58 pm

The sub continent produces few fighters

by Benelio Wed Apr 06, 2011 4:01 pm

The sub continent produces few fighters
And fewer boxing writers

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Apr 06, 2011 4:04 pm

The sub continent produces few fighters
And fewer boxing writers
But they do like their cricket

by Michaels, Sean Wed Apr 06, 2011 4:07 pm

The sub continent produces few fighters
And fewer boxing writers
But they do like their cricket
and are loathed to walk when they nick it

by **HumanWindmill** Wed Apr 06, 2011 4:11 pm

The sub continent produces few fighters
And fewer boxing writers
But they do like their cricket
and are loathed to walk when they nick it
True, they're competitive blighters

by **Union Cane** Wed Apr 06, 2011 4:12 pm

What about Amir Khan?

by Benelio Wed Apr 06, 2011 4:17 pm

What about Amir Khan?
His life story is quite a yarn

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