Re: Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks

by **Union Cane** Tue 05 Apr 2011, 8:38 am

First topic message reminder :

There is more than a lisp to Chris Eubank
Said Benn, climbing out of a poo tank
As when not in a ring
He jutht loveth to thing

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 06 Apr 2011, 4:11 am

Whilst perusing Boxing Monthly
I happened on a piece penned by Buncey

by **Union Cane** Wed 06 Apr 2011, 4:16 am

Whilst perusing Boxing Monthly
I happened on a piece penned by Buncey
'Twas an excellent read

by Guest Wed 06 Apr 2011, 4:18 am

Whilst perusing Boxing Monthly
I happened on a piece penned by Buncey
'Twas an excellent read
And just what we need

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 06 Apr 2011, 4:26 am

Whilst perusing Boxing Monthly
I happened on a piece penned by Buncey
'Twas an excellent read
And just what we need
'Bout a fighter whose nickname was Bumflea

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 06 Apr 2011, 4:32 am

On being knocked clean through the ropes

by **Union Cane** Wed 06 Apr 2011, 4:34 am

On being knocked clean through the ropes
Joe Louis said "There go my hopes"

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 06 Apr 2011, 4:35 am

On being knocked clean through the ropes
Joe Louis said "There go my hopes"
But he climbed straight back in

by **Union Cane** Wed 06 Apr 2011, 4:37 am

On being knocked clean through the ropes
Joe Louis said "There go my hopes"
But he climbed straight back in
Got whacked on the chin

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 06 Apr 2011, 4:39 am

On being knocked clean through the ropes
Joe Louis said "There go my hopes"
But he climbed straight back in
Got whacked on the chin
And remarked " Well, this guy's no dope "

by Rodney Wed 06 Apr 2011, 4:43 am

Phantom punch or dive

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 06 Apr 2011, 4:46 am

Phantom punch or dive
Oft' times debated at ' Five Live '

by Rodney Wed 06 Apr 2011, 4:52 am

Phantom punch or dive
Oft' times debated at ' Five Live '
Connections to a mobster ?

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 06 Apr 2011, 4:55 am

Phantom punch or dive
Oft' times debated at ' Five Live '
Connections to a mobster ?
You think he was robbed, Sir ?

by Rodney Wed 06 Apr 2011, 4:57 am

Phantom punch or dive
Oft' times debated at ' Five Live '
Connections to a mobster ?
You think he was robbed, Sir ?
I guess he just wanted to survive

by **Union Cane** Wed 06 Apr 2011, 5:11 am

In the days before colour TV

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 06 Apr 2011, 5:12 am

In the days before colour TV
There were none ! So az said to me

by coxy0001 Wed 06 Apr 2011, 5:20 am

In the days before colour TV
There were none ! So az said to me
Marciano would spark Tyson

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 06 Apr 2011, 5:21 am

In the days before colour TV
There were none ! So az said to me
Marciano would spark Tyson
( He'd the strength of a bison )

by **Union Cane** Wed 06 Apr 2011, 5:29 am

In the days before colour TV
There were none ! So az said to me
Marciano would spark Tyson
( He'd the strength of a bison )
And their shorts all look similar to me

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 06 Apr 2011, 5:34 am

A blacksmith from Helston went west

by BALTIMORA Wed 06 Apr 2011, 5:37 am

HumanWindmill wrote:A blacksmith from Helston went west

With a penchant for leather, and vests.

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 06 Apr 2011, 5:39 am

A blacksmith from Helston went west
With a penchant for leather, and vests.
Met Gentleman Jim

by **Union Cane** Wed 06 Apr 2011, 5:40 am

A blacksmith from Helston went west
With a penchant for leather, and vests.
Met Gentleman Jim
Solar Plexus'ed him

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 06 Apr 2011, 5:41 am

A blacksmith from Helston went west
With a penchant for leather, and vests.
Met Gentleman Jim
Solar Plexus'ed him
And then ...... well, you know the rest

by Mr Bounce Wed 06 Apr 2011, 6:17 am

There once was a Fat Boy called Hatton

by BALTIMORA Wed 06 Apr 2011, 6:19 am

There once was a Fat Boy called Hatton
Between fights he sure was a fat 'un.

by Benelio Wed 06 Apr 2011, 6:20 am

There once was a Fat Boy called Hatton
Between fights he sure was a fat 'un.
Became a Promoter

by Scottrf Wed 06 Apr 2011, 6:22 am

There once was a Fat Boy called Hatton
Between fights he sure was a fat 'un.
Became a Promoter
And more of a bloater

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 06 Apr 2011, 6:27 am

There once was a Fat Boy called Hatton
Between fights he sure was a fat 'un.
Became a Promoter
And more of a bloater
As mentioned by a fella he sat on

by **Union Cane** Wed 06 Apr 2011, 7:17 am

Little-known Jock, Ricky Burns

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 06 Apr 2011, 7:26 am

Little-known Jock, Ricky Burns
Is reluctant to spend what he earns

by coxy0001 Wed 06 Apr 2011, 7:27 am

Little-known Jock, Ricky Burns
Is reluctant to spend what he earns
He's pale and white

by **Union Cane** Wed 06 Apr 2011, 7:34 am

Little-known Jock, Ricky Burns
Is reluctant to spend what he earns
He's pale and white
And one day he might

by Guest Wed 06 Apr 2011, 7:34 am

Little-known Jock, Ricky Burns
Is reluctant to spend what he earns
He's pale and white
His tattoos are sh*te

by **Union Cane** Wed 06 Apr 2011, 7:42 am

Little-known Jock, Ricky Burns
Is reluctant to spend what he earns
He's pale and white
His tattoos are sh*te
But he knows all about Grecian urns

by **Union Cane** Wed 06 Apr 2011, 8:04 am

Audley, best known for the way

by **Fists of Fury** Wed 06 Apr 2011, 8:05 am

Audley, best known for the way
That he failed to throw a punch at Haye

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 06 Apr 2011, 8:06 am

Audley, best known for the way
That he failed to throw a punch at Haye
Believes, nonetheless

by **Fists of Fury** Wed 06 Apr 2011, 8:07 am

Audley, best known for the way
That he failed to throw a punch at Haye
Believes, nonetheless
That his destiny is success

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 06 Apr 2011, 8:09 am

Audley, best known for the way
That he failed to throw a punch at Haye
Believes, nonetheless
That his destiny is success
Ignorance is bliss, so they say

by **Fists of Fury** Wed 06 Apr 2011, 8:09 am

Usman Ahmed, he danced to the ring

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 06 Apr 2011, 8:11 am

Usman Ahmed, he danced to the ring
Inspiring the audience to sing

by **Fists of Fury** Wed 06 Apr 2011, 8:13 am

Usman Ahmed, he danced to the ring
Inspiring the audience to sing
Before he met a right hook

by Rodney Wed 06 Apr 2011, 8:18 am

Usman Ahmed, he danced to the ring
Inspiring the audience to sing
Before he met a right hook
when he forgot to look

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 06 Apr 2011, 8:20 am

Usman Ahmed, he danced to the ring
Inspiring the audience to sing
Before he met a right hook
when he forgot to look
Knocked him clean out, the poor thing

by **Union Cane** Wed 06 Apr 2011, 8:30 am

A beautiful maiden named Couch

by Guest Wed 06 Apr 2011, 8:35 am

A beautiful maiden named Couch
Not brilliant but certainly no slouch

by coxy0001 Wed 06 Apr 2011, 8:36 am

A beautiful maiden named Couch
Not brilliant but certainly no slouch
Took it up the Gary Glitter

by Michaels, Sean Wed 06 Apr 2011, 8:41 am

A beautiful maiden named Couch
Not brilliant but certainly no slouch
Took it up the Gary Glitter
But was never too bitter

by Michaels, Sean Wed 06 Apr 2011, 8:41 am

A beautiful maiden named Couch
Not brilliant but certainly no slouch
Took it up the Gary Glitter
But was never too bitter
To have it slipped inside her pouch

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