The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Thu Aug 30, 2012 3:32 pm

First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **Pal Joey** Sat Nov 03, 2012 11:10 am

What the hell is going on here?

by Guest Sat Nov 03, 2012 1:16 pm

What the hell is going on here?
There's a three legged horse drinking beer

by **Galted** Sat Nov 03, 2012 1:25 pm

What the hell is going on here?
There's a three legged horse drinking beer
some sheep smoking dope

by Guest Sat Nov 03, 2012 1:32 pm

What the hell is going on here?
There's a three legged horse drinking beer
some sheep smoking dope
That they scored off the Pope

by **Galted** Sat Nov 03, 2012 2:39 pm

What the hell is going on here?
There's a three legged horse drinking beer
some sheep smoking dope
That they scored off the Pope
when they filmed him getting off with a deer

by Guest Sat Nov 03, 2012 2:45 pm

That's tickled my tummy indeed

by littleswannygirl Sun Nov 04, 2012 12:24 am

That's tickled my tummy indeed
A good laugh I really did need

by Guest Sun Nov 04, 2012 12:32 am

That's tickled my tummy indeed
A good laugh I really did need
Oh I laughed and I cried

by littleswannygirl Sun Nov 04, 2012 12:37 am

That's tickled my tummy indeed
A good laugh I really did need
Oh I laughed and I cried
At the limericks I espied

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun Nov 04, 2012 12:55 am

That's tickled my tummy indeed
A good laugh I really did need
Oh I laughed and I cried
At the limericks I espied
So much so that in my pants I peed

by Guest Sun Nov 04, 2012 1:13 am

Are they dry Marx or still rather wet?

by **Pal Joey** Sun Nov 04, 2012 10:09 am

Are they dry Marx or still rather wet?
Slightly damp on the inside still I bet

by **Galted** Sun Nov 04, 2012 11:57 am

Are they dry Marx or still rather wet?
Slightly damp on the inside still I bet
is the zip a bit rusty?

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun Nov 04, 2012 1:08 pm

Are they dry Marx or still rather wet?
Slightly damp on the inside still I bet
is the zip a bit rusty?
Yes, the smell's a bit musty

by littleswannygirl Sun Nov 04, 2012 1:11 pm

Are they dry Marx or still rather wet?
Slightly damp on the inside still I bet
is the zip a bit rusty?
Yes, the smell's a bit musty
Rather like an old fishing net

by **Pal Joey** Sun Nov 04, 2012 1:30 pm

As they hauled the net on the deck

by **Galted** Sun Nov 04, 2012 3:37 pm

As they hauled the net on the deck
they gave it a cursory check

by **Kenny** Sun Nov 04, 2012 4:46 pm

As they hauled the net on the deck
they gave it a cursory check
To make sure no mermaids were caught

by **Pal Joey** Sun Nov 04, 2012 9:27 pm

As they hauled the net on the deck
they gave it a cursory check
To make sure no mermaids were caught
So they were completely distraught

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun Nov 04, 2012 10:44 pm

As they hauled the net on the deck
they gave it a cursory check
To make sure no mermaids were caught
So they were completely distraught
To find Princess Fiona and Shrek

by **Pal Joey** Sun Nov 04, 2012 10:46 pm

by two_tone Mon Nov 05, 2012 3:20 pm

My nose just started to bleed

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon Nov 05, 2012 3:25 pm

My nose just started to bleed
At quite a disturbing speed

by **Galted** Mon Nov 05, 2012 4:02 pm

My nose just started to bleed
At quite a disturbing speed
it's mixed up with snot

by two_tone Mon Nov 05, 2012 4:24 pm

My nose just started to bleed
At quite a disturbing speed
it's mixed up with snot
And has failed to clot

by **Galted** Mon Nov 05, 2012 4:26 pm

My nose just started to bleed
At quite a disturbing speed
it's mixed up with snot
And has failed to clot
a sneezing fit's now all I need

by two_tone Mon Nov 05, 2012 5:11 pm

That last rhyme was top notch

by **Galted** Mon Nov 05, 2012 9:33 pm

hat last rhyme was top notch
even better than a kick in the crotch

by two_tone Tue Nov 06, 2012 12:39 pm

That last rhyme was top notch
even better than a kick in the crotch
Not sure we can top it again

by **Galted** Tue Nov 06, 2012 1:05 pm

That last rhyme was top notch
even better than a kick in the crotch
Not sure we can top it again
so let's make this a sh1t one & then

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue Nov 06, 2012 1:49 pm

That last rhyme was top notch
even better than a kick in the crotch
Not sure we can top it again
so let's make this a sh1t one & then
Throw dung at that bird off 'Springwatch'.

by **Kenny** Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:34 pm

I really want to live in Space

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:37 pm

I really want to live in Space
And own a spaceship, or maybe a brace

by **Kenny** Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:38 pm

I really want to live in Space
And own a spaceship, or maybe a brace
I could travel from star to star

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:51 pm

I really want to live in Space
And own a spaceship, or maybe a brace
I could travel from star to star
Bearing gifts I'd traverse afar

by **Kenny** Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:55 pm

I really want to live in Space
And own a spaceship, or maybe a brace
I could travel from star to star
Bearing gifts I'd traverse afar
and like Capt Kirk i'd shag a new race

by **Pal Joey** Tue Nov 06, 2012 9:52 pm

The offspring were something to behold

by **Kenny** Wed Nov 07, 2012 12:03 am

The offspring were something to behold
With the horns on their heads really bold

by **Pal Joey** Wed Nov 07, 2012 4:22 am

The offspring were something to behold
With the horns on their heads really bold
But they had a tail and 3 big feet

by **Galted** Wed Nov 07, 2012 8:33 am

The offspring were something to behold
With the horns on their heads really bold
But they had a tail and 3 big feet
were allergic to wheat

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Nov 07, 2012 9:30 am

The offspring were something to behold
With the horns on their heads really bold
But they had a tail and 3 big feet
were allergic to wheat
And they lived in Stow-on-the--Wold

by **Galted** Wed Nov 07, 2012 11:24 am

no surprises then that it's Obama

by **Pal Joey** Wed Nov 07, 2012 11:34 am

no surprises then that it's Obama
As was expertly predicted by Simon Schama

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Nov 07, 2012 12:39 pm

no surprises then that it's Obama
As was expertly predicted by Simon Schama
He overcame Romney

by **Galted** Wed Nov 07, 2012 2:04 pm

no surprises then that it's Obama
As was expertly predicted by Simon Schama
He overcame Romney
in a landslide not nominally

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed Nov 07, 2012 2:12 pm

no surprises then that it's Obama
As was expertly predicted by Simon Schama
He overcame Romney
in a landslide not nominally
And he'll celebrate by boffing a llama.

by **Kenny** Wed Nov 07, 2012 2:22 pm

by **Kenny** Wed Nov 07, 2012 2:23 pm

So we are going to get 4 more years

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Nov 07, 2012 2:27 pm

So we are going to get 4 more years
And will it be triumph or tears

by **Kenny** Wed Nov 07, 2012 2:28 pm

So we are going to get 4 more years
And will it be triumph or tears
Will he win over the doubters

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