Make Your Own (Boxing Related) Limerick

by two_tone Mon 29 Oct 2012, 3:19 pm

Pinched this off another thread but thought it would be good laugh as there are a fair few quick witted posters on this particular forum. If we keep it sort of boxing related then perhaps it can stay here for a little while? This is only assuming people like it but anyway these are the rules...

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **Union Cane** Mon 29 Oct 2012, 3:25 pm

https://www.606v2.com/t2486-friday-fun-boxing-limericks

by two_tone Mon 29 Oct 2012, 3:32 pm

It finished on the day I joined up!

by TopHat24/7 Mon 29 Oct 2012, 5:33 pm

UC = Buzz Killington.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 29 Oct 2012, 6:39 pm

There was a fighter named Cruz
after the activity he tended to choose
he loved to sod
and put the fear of god
into fighters who thought he loved every bruise

by lfc91 Mon 29 Oct 2012, 7:02 pm

TopHat24/7 wrote:UC = Buzz Killington.

fellow family guy fan tophat?

by Hibbz Mon 29 Oct 2012, 7:13 pm

It finished on the day I joined up!
To drink from the furry cup

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 29 Oct 2012, 8:16 pm

Hibbz wrote:It finished on the day I joined up!
To drink from the furry cup

its not fur its pubes
ha ha ha you noob
you're a crotch sniffing pup

by TopHat24/7 Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:31 pm

lfc91 wrote:
TopHat24/7 wrote:UC = Buzz Killington.

fellow family guy fan tophat?

Hells yeah! Fan of American Dad too.......

by milkyboy Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:27 pm

Hells yeah! Fan of American Dad too
Found another on good old v2
He exclaimed 'is this love?'
'Oh heavens above...
... May I play with your didgeridoo?'

Marciano was known as the rock

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:38 pm

Marciano was known as the rock
Azania thinks hes a crock
He went 49 fight career undefeated
a feat not repeated
43 knockouts he clocked

There was a plucky little fighter calls Rees

by **superflyweight** Tue 30 Oct 2012, 9:37 am

Sorry, shah I can't do anything with that opener.

There is a fine fighter called manny
Who likes to sniff about fanny
He's very religious
Let's hope not litigious
If he loses he'll leave Roach like Khanny.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 30 Oct 2012, 9:48 am

There was a plucky little fighter calls Rees
whose head would shine as if greased
he took the title away
from Souleymane M'Baye
who himself fought as if he was diseased

There was a promoter called frank

by TopHat24/7 Tue 30 Oct 2012, 9:59 am

Who cared only about money in the bank

by **superflyweight** Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:01 am

He had eyes like a fish

by two_tone Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:10 am

He had eyes like a fish
it seemed to ruin boxing was his mish

by TopHat24/7 Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:19 am

If only his dad had just had a w.ank

by two_tone Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:24 am

There once was a fight - Haye vs Wlad

by **Union Cane** Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:32 am

Keep it clean please gentlemen, would be a shame to shut this down before it gets going.

by **Union Cane** Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:35 am

There once was a fight - Haye vs Wlad
That should have been good, but was bad

by TopHat24/7 Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:41 am

Union Cane wrote:Keep it clean please gentlemen, would be a shame to shut this down before it gets going.

Sorry Buzz

by two_tone Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:43 am

There once was a fight - Haye vs Wlad
That should have been good, but was bad
Haye claimed he would KO

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:49 am

but his little toe

by **Union Cane** Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:52 am

There once was a fight - Haye vs Wlad
That should have been good, but was bad
Haye claimed he would KO
but his little toe
Ruined any chance that he had

by **Union Cane** Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:53 am

A fighter called Mariusz Wach

by **superflyweight** Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:59 am

Who was partial to a spot of Bach

by two_tone Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:33 am

Nicknamed 'The Viking'

by **superflyweight** Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:55 am

He'd be better of hiking

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:59 am

before wlad takes him from the back

by two_tone Tue 30 Oct 2012, 12:05 pm

Hatton is close to his fight

by **superflyweight** Tue 30 Oct 2012, 12:17 pm

Without a pie in sight

by two_tone Tue 30 Oct 2012, 12:26 pm

he has laid off all the guiness

by bellchees Tue 30 Oct 2012, 12:34 pm

And stopped banging the missus

by two_tone Tue 30 Oct 2012, 12:40 pm

But has that face that gives kids a huge fright

by **Union Cane** Tue 30 Oct 2012, 12:50 pm

Light heavyweight great Dariusz Michalczewski

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 30 Oct 2012, 12:57 pm

could move like chris akabusi

by bellchees Tue 30 Oct 2012, 1:02 pm

He ducked Roy Jones jr

by TopHat24/7 Tue 30 Oct 2012, 1:20 pm

to fight tins of tuna

by two_tone Tue 30 Oct 2012, 2:13 pm

Maybe 'great' is a term we use too loosely

by **Fists of Fury** Tue 30 Oct 2012, 2:36 pm

Windy would be proud of this threads resurrection!

by milkyboy Tue 30 Oct 2012, 2:58 pm

It would have given him a whopping erection

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